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[Rage Against the McKee]

2 Mackie Self Powered Loudspeakers, mixer/DJamer'ing software/laptop.   Did I miss anything?

Should we work on a song list?

Yes. He also has to hit the beat and make some calls to the lucky K-State couple so he knows what they want him to play. If they don't pick up the phone, what do you want him to do? If he just picks his own music and they don't like it, that would leave him in a real pickle. Integrity has largely left the DJamer'ing profession, true, but if you want a DJamer who will work his tail off with the integrity to make sure that you get the music at your wedding that you want, you hire DJamer GPCWallace. And he'll be damned if he ever does it any other way.

They'll be no speculative or "toss it up and see what sticks" DJamer'ing when you hire GPCWallace, no sir.

That's right. What you see is what you get with GPCWallace. Just a good ol' fashioned DJamer who busts his ass so you can bust a move.

[bakerman]

oh my, 

[Daily Powert@rd]

[slobber]

If you call someone a "homosexual man of taste and distinction," is that like a double negative, so does that mean they are straight? LHLIQ

[Daily Powert@rd]

[wabash909]

Some of you jack wads need to figure out what you want, recruiting information for your paid subscription or a K-State couple to not have a wedding DJamer.  Because, you're not getting both.

So if you want a wedding DJamer and you want to have the equipment set up properly, you're following the right guy. If you only want some stale, overplayed Top 40 hits, you best follow somebody else.

Sentimental crowd favorites like Journey's Faithfully or Tonight I Celebrate My Love by Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flach simply aren't going to play themselves.  And you can go ahead and kiss goodbye any shot at an organized line dance to Clarence Carter's 'Strokin'.

So, instead of cracking on this fool for not being able to multi-task or set up a wedding DJamer booth in less than a week's period of time, why don't you pat him on the back for carrying a tradition of high quality wedding DJamer standards and move past the garbage to what really matters - making sure this K-State couple gets married and the chicken dance is played at least one time for everyone in the wedding party to dance to.

[sonofdaxjones]

 

[michigancat]

I picture DJamer Wallace with a vest, spiked hair, his sleeves rolled up, and a mic in his hand vivaciously leading the Cupid Shuffle for the K-Staters in Overland Park.

[wabash909]

Serious question, do or not do the dollar dance?

Pretty tacky, and at a K-State wedding there's already going to be enough money being tossed around as it is.

[michigancat]

dollar dances are a midwesterner staple. I don't know if it's in the white midwesterner thread or not, but it probably should be.

[puniraptor]

do it.

[CNS]

I picture DJamer Wallace with a vest, spiked hair, his sleeves rolled up, and a mic in his hand vivaciously leading the Cupid Shuffle for the K-Staters in Overland Park.

Is DJamer Wally the stand-behind-the-mixer-all-night kind of DJamer, or the mingle-through-the-crowd-on-a-wireless-mic kind?  I bet its the former since the second requires a bunch of effort. 

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[420seriouscat69]

I think fanning needs to crash this wedding and heckle the crap out of DJamer Wally.

[Kat Kid]

Did not do a dollar dance at mine.

[Dugout DickStone]

What if the Best Man has had a few too many and the toast starts to go long?  Pickle city.

["storm"nut]

Truth hurts.

[Belvis Noland]

What if the Best Man has had a few too many and the toast starts to go long?  Pickle city.

Indeed. 

Though I'm sure this is one of hundreds of contingencies that he's rehearsed in the week leading up to "the show." 

Smoke machine or no smoke machine?  Also an important decision.   

[wabash909]

One of the things I love is when the DJamer plays a really swanky stripper song when the groom takes off the garter.   

I also love it when the DJamer is all like, "hey, all the single guys come down here to catch the garter" and then some little kid that's like 5 years old catches it!

[Dugout DickStone]

One of the things I love is when the DJamer plays a really swanky stripper song when the grooms takes off the garter.   

Oh yeah.  Or how about when YMCA when everyone (even great grandma!) does the letters over their head?  It's gold.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I picture DJamer Wallace with a vest, spiked hair, his sleeves rolled up, and a mic in his hand vivaciously leading the Cupid Shuffle for the K-Staters in Overland Park.

Is DJamer Wally the stand-behind-the-mixer-all-night kind of DJamer, or the mingle-through-the-crowd-on-a-wireless-mic kind?  I bet its the former since the second requires a bunch of effort. 

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Some people would like it if DJamer Wally would mingle through the crowd with a wireless mic. Well, those people just make me sick. That's not DJamer'ing. That's attention whoring at a K-State couple's special night. If you want some fly by night attention hog who is going to go out and dance with your bride at your wedding, go ahead and hire somebody else. DJamer Wally will continue to take the high road and stay behind his DJamer booth like any ethical DJamer would.

[Rage Against the McKee]

One of the things I love is when the DJamer plays a really swanky stripper song when the grooms takes off the garter.   

Oh yeah.  Or how about when YMCA when everyone (even great grandma!) does the letters over their head?  It's gold.

I'm betting DJamer Wally has hats for the groomsmen to wear during the dance. That's always a crowd pleaser!

[wabash909]

One of the things I love is when the DJamer plays a really swanky stripper song when the grooms takes off the garter.   

Oh yeah.  Or how about when YMCA when everyone (even great grandma!) does the letters over their head?  It's gold.

I absolutely love it when they do the YMCA at weddings.  I also like it when Grandma dances to You Make Me Wanna Shout and then at the end when Little Richard is like "a little bit louder now", "a little bit louder now" and then everybody really gets into it, even the old people that probably don't dance too often!


 

[TheHamburglar]

I just cancelled my subscription.  I'm going to see what it takes to get blacklisted now.

What should I say?

[wabash909]

Here's another thing I hope DJamer Wallace is thinking of:  Have the Wedding Party make a grand entrance to the wedding reception with that cool song by the Alan Parson's Project playing.

This works for Nebraska football when they do the tunnel walk and the crowd really goes wild when they do this at wedding receptions and then when the brides maids and groomsmen come in when they're announced and they do some funny dances and stuff to really get people going.

[bakerman]

I just cancelled my subscription.  I'm going to see what it takes to get blacklisted now.

What should I say?

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