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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2011, 02:45:22 PM »
Just found out that I'm essential!!!!!!!! 

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2011, 04:12:46 PM »
The free potato chips in the lounge have been downgraded from "extra fancy" to just "fancy".  :frown:
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2011, 04:17:47 PM »
Just found out that I'm essential!!!!!!!! 

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I imagine everybody will be, just won't be paid for a while.

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2011, 04:19:36 PM »
anybody actually understand what's going on here?

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2011, 04:42:02 PM »
anybody actually understand what's going on here?

A bunch of politicians are trying to prove a point. It's pretty damned hard to work with Federal entities right now because nobody knows if they will be available next week.

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2011, 12:29:11 AM »
anybody actually understand what's going on here?

A bunch of politicians are trying to prove a point. It's pretty damned hard to work with Federal entities right now because nobody knows if they will be available next week.

This is called a "ripple effect".  Should do a pretty nice number on our economic recovery. 

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2011, 06:26:11 AM »
Goddammit. The cafeteria is out of boiled quail eggs and the Kopi Luwak in the break room is running low. It's like a rough ridin' Asian sweatshop in here (especially in the steam room where the Japanese masseuses work).
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2011, 06:47:53 AM »
blame the tea party

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2011, 01:21:20 PM »
Getting tense inside the beltway now. Nothing creates office resentment better than lining up your employees and saying "you're essential. you're not essential so go home. you're essential. You...meh...we can probably do without you. But that guy right next to you? He's rough ridin' essential."

Lots of hilarious extremist rhetoric being directed at Obama and Tea Party.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2011, 01:53:11 PM »
Getting tense inside the beltway now. Nothing creates office resentment better than lining up your employees and saying "you're essential. you're not essential so go home. you're essential. You...meh...we can probably do without you. But that guy right next to you? He's effing essential."

Lots of hilarious extremist rhetoric being directed at Obama and Tea Party.

hope they consulted newt and karl before they decide to shut this thing down. No way Obama doesn't come out looking better than his opposition in this fight.
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2011, 01:53:45 PM »
Do not like job instability. Thank God I work in construction!!

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2011, 02:13:25 PM »
"Redneck," "hillbilly" and similar epithets flying fast and fierce in Dupont circle. Demonstrably different epithets being used in Reston/NOVA region.

On the bright side, the Cherry Blossom parade is a go! And parking ticket officers are shut the eff down! Free for all at the mall 2011!
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2011, 02:52:37 PM »
Just came from a meeting that was supposedly unrelated to shutdown.  Turned out to be 30 minutes of F-bombs being launched towards the tea party and Republicans in general.

Have to come in for 4 hrs Monday to turn off my computer and change the greeting on my phone.  I suppose I can manage to get that done in 4 hrs.  :rolleyes:
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2011, 03:11:13 PM »
Just came from a meeting that was supposedly unrelated to shutdown.  Turned out to be 30 minutes of F-bombs being launched towards the tea party and Republicans in general.

Have to come in for 4 hrs Monday to turn off my computer and change the greeting on my phone.  I suppose I can manage to get that done in 4 hrs.  :rolleyes:
don't we pay governmental economists to avoid these very situs?  thought so.  /thread


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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2011, 03:21:28 PM »
Just came from a meeting that was supposedly unrelated to shutdown.  Turned out to be 30 minutes of F-bombs being launched towards the tea party and Republicans in general.

Have to come in for 4 hrs Monday to turn off my computer and change the greeting on my phone.  I suppose I can manage to get that done in 4 hrs.  :rolleyes:
don't we pay governmental economists to avoid these very situs?  thought so.  /thread

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2011, 03:25:47 PM »
Getting tense inside the beltway now. Nothing creates office resentment better than lining up your employees and saying "you're essential. you're not essential so go home. you're essential. You...meh...we can probably do without you. But that guy right next to you? He's effing essential."

Lots of hilarious extremist rhetoric being directed at Obama and Tea Party.

hope they consulted newt and karl before they decide to shut this thing down. No way Obama doesn't come out looking better than his opposition in this fight.

Obama should prob call Clinton, he was in charge last time they shut down. He got into line after that and things ran great.

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2011, 03:32:05 PM »
No we pay and elect Congressmen and Senators to avoid this situation.  We pay government economists to explain to them the cosequence of their stupidity.  From that stand point I guess I get a monumental FAIL  :bang:
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2011, 03:38:05 PM »
No we pay and elect Congressmen and Senators to avoid this situation.  We pay government economists to explain to them the cosequence of their stupidity.  From that stand point I guess I get a monumental FAIL  :bang:

i'm just playing with you econo,  i love economics.  have you done any reading on contextual intelligence?


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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2011, 05:02:52 PM »
The free potato chips in the lounge have been downgraded from "extra fancy" to just "fancy".  :frown:

wow, that's a great post.

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2011, 05:43:47 PM »
The free potato chips in the lounge have been downgraded from "extra fancy" to just "fancy".  :frown:

wow, that's a great post.

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2011, 07:03:15 PM »
Friend of mine was declared "essential".  His sexy secretary, however, was not.  I guess rivers continue to flow despite the gov't shutdown.  :dunno:

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2011, 07:06:34 PM »
Welcome to the real world government fucks.  

Govt. Paper Pusher:  OMG, I might lose my government job entitlement for a week, feel sorry for me.  :bawl:  Those bullies said if I don't use 5 of my 46 annual sick days so I won't get paid.  That's totally unfair.

Unemployed Construction Worker:  eff you, you spoiled piece of crap.

Politicians:  I just don't see how we can cut $30B from a $3.65T budget.  This is too hard.  Here's what we'll do, Dems you go tell everyone women will die of cancer and old people will starve if the govt. shuts down.  Repubs you go tell people that cutting  less than 1% from the Jupiter sized budget is "huge progress".  Me I'll play golf and continue to collect my check and make sure you do too.  Oh yeah, military doesn't get paid.  It's supposed to be nice this weekend, so we'll reconvene after that.  Too the bully pulpit!!!!
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2011, 01:32:42 AM »
Welcome to the real world government fucks.  

Govt. Paper Pusher:  OMG, I might lose my government job entitlement for a week, feel sorry for me.  :bawl:  Those bullies said if I don't use 5 of my 46 annual sick days so I won't get paid.  That's totally unfair.

Unemployed Construction Worker:  eff you, you spoiled piece of crap.

Politicians:  I just don't see how we can cut $30B from a $3.65T budget.  This is too hard.  Here's what we'll do, Dems you go tell everyone women will die of cancer and old people will starve if the govt. shuts down.  Repubs you go tell people that cutting  less than 1% from the Jupiter sized budget is "huge progress".  Me I'll play golf and continue to collect my check and make sure you do too.  Oh yeah, military doesn't get paid.  It's supposed to be nice this weekend, so we'll reconvene after that.  Too the bully pulpit!!!!

What do you do for a living in the "Real World?"

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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2011, 07:19:46 AM »
After this happened in 1996, several government employees got "back-pay"  for the couple of weeks they were furloughed when they came back.  Some were told to apply for unemployment and got that too - although they should have had to pay this back.  Not sure if my dad did or not.   This "shut-down" has nothing to do with saving money.
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Re: Anybody besides me gonna be affected by government shutdown?
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2011, 08:03:17 AM »
Not gonna lie. A little disappointed. Was looking forward to traffic-free commute.
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