"hi. i'd like to thank miami senior for inviting me back for some unknown award thing, and thank you all for coming out tonight. it feels great to be back in stingaree country!
you know. there's been a lot of of talk about the job down the street and how happy i am in manhattan, kansas where there is a cuban restaurant (go stingarees!), but i might still be just ol' coach and math teacher paco martin here at miami senior if it hadn't been for the miami new times and their meddling reporters. and you know, i think i might be just as happy if i were still a stingaree!
but seriously, people, that brings me to what i really want to talk about tonight, something i'm very passionate about, and that's how much i hate sportswriters..."