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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #325 on: April 03, 2011, 10:06:20 AM »
Somebody needs to choke this effing Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) out.

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@JasonKingYahoo:  If you were a 20-year-old kid or, hell, a coach - where would you rather live? Las Vegas or Manhattan, KS?
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I'm gonna start a university in Cancun.  WARM UP GETTING EVERY RECRUIT EVER, MOTHEReffERS!!!  LOL at Duke and North Carolina thinking they can be better at basketball than TU (Trim University) when they're in lame-ass NC.  Speaking of which, between Roy and Coach K, which one (or both) should I demote to an assistant?

Roy.  Make him the coach at your Grand Cayman Islands campus.  Although, there's not really any "making" about it.  What coach or player in their right mind wouldn't jump catch the first life boat from that shithole Chapel Hill North Carolina for that basketball paradise?

Serious question.

 




I'm thinking of some European campuses as well, but I'm not sure how hoops scheduling will work out.  Of course, it'll probably work out just fine as loser schools like Indiana and Kentucky (lol) will do about anything for the privilege of playing in my elite locations.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #326 on: April 03, 2011, 10:32:35 AM »
Somebody needs to choke this effing Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) out.

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@JasonKingYahoo:  If you were a 20-year-old kid or, hell, a coach - where would you rather live? Las Vegas or Manhattan, KS?
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I'm gonna start a university in Cancun.  WARM UP GETTING EVERY RECRUIT EVER, MOTHEReffERS!!!  LOL at Duke and North Carolina thinking they can be better at basketball than TU (Trim University) when they're in lame-ass NC.  Speaking of which, between Roy and Coach K, which one (or both) should I demote to an assistant?

Roy.  Make him the coach at your Grand Cayman Islands campus.  Although, there's not really any "making" about it.  What coach or player in their right mind wouldn't jump catch the first life boat from that cachole Chapel Hill North Carolina for that basketball paradise?

Serious question.

 




I'm thinking of some European campuses as well, but I'm not sure how hoops scheduling will work out.  Of course, it'll probably work out just fine as loser schools like Indiana and Kentucky (lol) will do about anything for the privilege of playing in my elite locations.


Both Ibiza and Monaco are roundball hotbeds.  I'd start there and then move on to less sexy destinations.





Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #327 on: April 03, 2011, 10:37:37 AM »
As crazy as it sounds, Jason King might be on to something here.

When it comes to basketball destinations for BCS Coaches, a mid-major in a hoops hotbed conference like the Mountain West minus BYU and Utah sounds pretty effing atractive right now...

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Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #328 on: April 03, 2011, 10:39:45 AM »
Ryan Greene tweeted yesterday that UNLV would struggle to pay $1m to the next coach.  I told him I'd take it for $800K, but that's me - I really rough ridin' love Vegas.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #329 on: April 03, 2011, 10:44:50 AM »
Ryan Greene tweeted yesterday that UNLV would struggle to pay $1m to the next coach.  I told him I'd take it for $800K, but that's me - I really effing love Vegas.

Me too.  And if half of my incentive base was paid through casino comps and hookers, I probably wouldn't even turn it down.
Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #330 on: April 03, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #331 on: April 03, 2011, 11:54:01 AM »
Ryan Greene tweeted yesterday that UNLV would struggle to pay $1m to the next coach.  I told him I'd take it for $800K, but that's me - I really rough ridin' love Vegas.

I'm headed there tomorrow to see about setting up an interview/turning in app.  At mid-majors, do they expect you to dress like business casual or anything when your turning in the app?  I'm thinking chinos and a decent button up here but don't want to be too dressy...

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #332 on: April 03, 2011, 12:21:41 PM »
Ryan Greene tweeted yesterday that UNLV would struggle to pay $1m to the next coach.  I told him I'd take it for $800K, but that's me - I really rough ridin' love Vegas.

I'm headed there tomorrow to see about setting up an interview/turning in app.  At mid-majors, do they expect you to dress like business casual or anything when your turning in the app?  I'm thinking chinos and a decent button up here but don't want to be too dressy...

Whatever Pat Knight wears should be good enough.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #333 on: April 03, 2011, 12:51:19 PM »
Ryan Greene tweeted yesterday that UNLV would struggle to pay $1m to the next coach.  I told him I'd take it for $800K, but that's me - I really rough ridin' love Vegas.

I'm headed there tomorrow to see about setting up an interview/turning in app.  At mid-majors, do they expect you to dress like business casual or anything when your turning in the app?  I'm thinking chinos and a decent button up here but don't want to be too dressy...

From what I've gathered, the most critical element of all these coaching transactions is location.  So to show them you're serious, I'd pick up head-to-toe Vegas tourist wear at the airport and change into that before heading over to the T&M.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #334 on: April 03, 2011, 02:09:40 PM »
Just hosted the first group of recruits at LSA&M, Banff campus this weekend.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #335 on: April 03, 2011, 09:07:42 PM »
Somebody needs to choke this effing Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) out.

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he's got a point.  no coach would ever leave Vegas for a small town on the plains, where football is king anyway

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #336 on: April 03, 2011, 09:46:23 PM »
What can a 20 yr old kid do in Vegas anyway? 

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #337 on: April 03, 2011, 09:54:52 PM »
What can a 20 yr old D1 athlete do in Vegas anyway? 

Anything he rough ridin' wants.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #338 on: April 03, 2011, 09:58:09 PM »
What can a 20 yr old kid do in Vegas anyway? 

Your mom.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #340 on: April 03, 2011, 10:38:15 PM »
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/haith-negotiating-with-missouri-for-hoops-job-29604

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #341 on: April 03, 2011, 10:40:40 PM »
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #345 on: April 03, 2011, 11:01:23 PM »
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #346 on: April 03, 2011, 11:01:55 PM »
Jason King Yahoo Twitter.  Trying to sabotage EMAW.    :comehere:

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Jason King has always sucked a bag of dicks and doesn't have the brains God gave a piss ant.

UNLV may want him, but that's a step back.  We could match any offer they'd muster.  The fact that he'd even report that is rough ridin' stupid.

The funny part of this tweet for me is seeing Frank coupled with Reggie Theus.  Its like shopping for a car & trying to decide between a Lexus and a '96 Ford Taurus

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #347 on: April 03, 2011, 11:02:45 PM »
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #348 on: April 03, 2011, 11:04:06 PM »
My KITN-sense is tingling

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