Colorado got bent over

[SwiftCat]

Learn how to twitter BMW. Need #hashtags

[Dugout DickStone]

LOL, liar getting really mad.

Sorry I busted you in a lie again.  I'll drop it so you can calm down.

You are such a pussy.  Too afraid to reveal that you're a hideous middle aged troll, eh?

Liarhawk is getting furious now.  Sorry Liarhawk, just calm down.

You're the one who's too big of a pussy to man up and offer some sort of reason for me to call the bank and have them mail documentation of the trust fund.  Grow a pair, you ugly old phagggggot.

You offered, Liarhawk. 

Meltdown getting critical.  Like japanese reactor critical.

Being poor, ugly, old, and a complete gaping vagina is no way to go through life, BeingaKSUFanReallySucksStone.

Neither is being a compulsive liar and a chubby chaser.  But here you are.  

[OregonSmock]

LOL, liar getting really mad.

Sorry I busted you in a lie again.  I'll drop it so you can calm down.

You are such a pussy.  Too afraid to reveal that you're a hideous middle aged troll, eh?

Liarhawk is getting furious now.  Sorry Liarhawk, just calm down.

You're the one who's too big of a pussy to man up and offer some sort of reason for me to call the bank and have them mail documentation of the trust fund.  Grow a pair, you ugly old phagggggot.

You offered, Liarhawk. 

Meltdown getting critical.  Like japanese reactor critical.

Being poor, ugly, old, and a complete gaping vagina is no way to go through life, BeingaKSUFanReallySucksStone.

Neither is being a compulsive liar and a chubby chaser.  But here you are.  

I'm flying back to Kansas City on March 31st and I'll be in town until April 6th.  If you want to see proof of my trust fund, meet me at the downtown UMB Bank, and make sure not to look too poor.

[CHONGS]

what's with the all the homophobia?  jesus christ

[Dugout DickStone]

LOL, liar getting really mad.

Sorry I busted you in a lie again.  I'll drop it so you can calm down.

You are such a pussy.  Too afraid to reveal that you're a hideous middle aged troll, eh?

Liarhawk is getting furious now.  Sorry Liarhawk, just calm down.

You're the one who's too big of a pussy to man up and offer some sort of reason for me to call the bank and have them mail documentation of the trust fund.  Grow a pair, you ugly old phagggggot.

You offered, Liarhawk. 

Meltdown getting critical.  Like japanese reactor critical.

Being poor, ugly, old, and a complete gaping vagina is no way to go through life, BeingaKSUFanReallySucksStone.

Neither is being a compulsive liar and a chubby chaser.  But here you are.  

I'm flying back to Kansas City on March 31st and I'll be in town until April 6th.  If you want to see proof of my trust fund, meet me at the downtown UMB Bank, and make sure not to look too poor.

You have to actually go to a physical branch to get your balance? 

your lies crashing down, poorboy.

[yoga-like_abana]

what's with the all the homophobia?  jesus christ

agreed, personally I'd rather be called a phaggot than a phogger.

[Panjandrum]

Beems just took a decent thread with a worthy topic and set it ablaze.

Can we get back to the Colorado debate?

Screwed?  Maybe.  Looking at their resume, nothing stands out other than top 50 wins, which got a huge boost from us.

[EMAWzified]

I got a $2 million trust fund and I can prove it, phaggot

JFC, beams take your effing meds. I'm embarrassed for you.

[yoga-like_abana]

You don't have to lie to make yourself better.  I have told you that before.

I can call the bank tomorrow and have them send some documentation of the $2 million trust fund if you really want me to.  Don't get all butt hurt about it, BeingaKSUFanReallySucksStone.  I'm sure your little cookie cutter home in Olathe is quite nice.

lol, its like every bad KU stereotype rolled into the one and only beemz

[sys]

good lord, people.  we fortunate enough to have a wealthy, young, quality-posting ku fan grace our board.  and you 'tards are trying to run him off.

what's next, running over blackfooted ferret?  stalking a whooping crane?

[Trim]

Man, a BankPak?

[the KHAN!]

First 15 seconds.

Beems, aka Trust fund baby, in his prime.

Either that, or he's full of crap. Either way, it's hilarious.

[Rams]

lol@ Beems lying about a $2 million trust fund. LOL! 

Not sure what's funnier: the fact that he's decided to make up a story that paints him as a stereotypical KU trust fund baby that's never lifted a finger for anything in his life; or the fact that he thinks $2 million is a large enough trust fund to brag about.  Someday Beems, if UMB takes really good care of your fictional money, they may grow it (not gonna happen) to a point where you can get some real money management advice rather than that of an old cheap-suit desk-jockey trust dept hack at a conglomo-bank.  Let me guess, a few large cap stocks, some individual intermediate term corporate bonds, a crap-ton of government securities and some proprietary bank stock sprinkled in for good measure? 

Next time you go to make up a bullshit story, at least shoot a little higher.  I'm really embarrassed for you.

[_33]

lol@ Beems lying about a $2 million trust fund. LOL! 

Not sure what's funnier: the fact that he's decided to make up a story that paints him as a stereotypical KU trust fund baby that's never lifted a finger for anything in his life; or the fact that he thinks $2 million is a large enough trust fund to brag about.  Someday Beems, if UMB takes really good care of your fictional money, they may grow it (not gonna happen) to a point where you can get some real money management advice rather than that of an old cheap-suit desk-jockey trust dept hack at a conglomo-bank.  Let me guess, a few large cap stocks, some individual intermediate term corporate bonds, a crap-ton of government securities and some proprietary bank stock sprinkled in for good measure? 

Next time you go to make up a bullshit story, at least shoot a little higher.  I'm really embarrassed for you.

$2 million is a ton of money.

[HeinBallz]

This is great entertainment for me as I fill out brackets and research all the teams in the NCAA tournament.  Christmas has arrived!!!

pbbbhhh.... more like Hanukkah.  8 days of insignificance then it's over.

[the KHAN!]

Beems' Grandfather?

Is your last name really Carnegie? Or is it Rockefeller?

Hell, you're probably a Gates...

[Rams]

lol@ Beems lying about a $2 million trust fund. LOL! 

Not sure what's funnier: the fact that he's decided to make up a story that paints him as a stereotypical KU trust fund baby that's never lifted a finger for anything in his life; or the fact that he thinks $2 million is a large enough trust fund to brag about.  Someday Beems, if UMB takes really good care of your fictional money, they may grow it (not gonna happen) to a point where you can get some real money management advice rather than that of an old cheap-suit desk-jockey trust dept hack at a conglomo-bank.  Let me guess, a few large cap stocks, some individual intermediate term corporate bonds, a crap-ton of government securities and some proprietary bank stock sprinkled in for good measure? 

Next time you go to make up a bullshit story, at least shoot a little higher.  I'm really embarrassed for you.

$2 million is a ton of money.

 












wait...you're not serious, are you?   

[OK_Cat]

this meltdown is ben's wierdest yet.  absolutely no reason to be melting down at all.  the lie about the trust fund was a pretty nice touch, though.

'grats, PortlandLiarHawk

[Cire]

Very bizarre I can only imagine that he had some weird cu talking point ready to go that now fell through

[0.42]

goddamnit, another thread BMW'd.

He's BITB'n on a number of people in this thread right now.

[EMAWmeister]

This thread is fantastic.



So Ben is like, really rough ridin' rich. Like SO rich.  But he is too poor to get braces?  Jesus Christ.  I bet you buy things that are on sale you poor.

[the KHAN!]

Is that a 10,000 dollar flag?

[EMAWmeister]

Is that a 10,000 dollar flag?

He wears Abercrombie 


And I bet the flag was discounted at TJ Maxx

[ZappaCat]

This thread is fantastic.



So Ben is like, really rough ridin' rich. Like SO rich.  But he is too poor to get braces?  Jesus Christ.  I bet you buy things that are on sale you poor.

$2 mil and he can't afford a haircut, he has to do it himself?

[steve dave]

don't be creepy guys