lol@ Beems lying about a $2 million trust fund. LOL!
Not sure what's funnier: the fact that he's decided to make up a story that paints him as a stereotypical KU trust fund baby that's never lifted a finger for anything in his life; or the fact that he thinks $2 million is a large enough trust fund to brag about.

Someday Beems, if UMB takes really good care of your fictional money, they may grow it (not gonna happen) to a point where you can get some real money management advice rather than that of an old cheap-suit desk-jockey trust dept hack at a conglomo-bank. Let me guess, a few large cap stocks, some individual intermediate term corporate bonds, a crap-ton of government securities and some proprietary bank stock sprinkled in for good measure?

Next time you go to make up a bullshit story, at least shoot a little higher. I'm really embarrassed for you.