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we are the same school dumbass.

and guess what, people in oregon probably think you are a hayseed because you attended a school in kansas.

This is all incredibly true. No one in DC or NYC can tell the difference.



Not true at all.  People are more likely to confuse Kansas and Kentucky than they are to confuse Kansas with K-State.  I haven't seen one K-State fan since I've been up here, while I've met at least fifty KU fans in various settings.

Ah yes, the tried and true Tardville anecdote, "I haven't seen one K-State _____ since I moved ______"

About 51% of K-State alumni don't live in Kansas, there's a sanctioned Catbackers Club in Portland.







You are literally insane if you think K-State has as much of a national following as KU. 

That's not what I even implied, let alone said.   :facepalm:

But having lived on the East Coast for 16 years, I can say from experience that bandwagonville way overstates their "national" following.   The vast majority of sports fans out this way, if they even give a f_ck about either school, often get the 2 confused.   This "national following" talking point is just another huge quest for validation by Bandwagonville.

this is very true.  on either coast, you say you're from kansas to the average person and the person immediately thinks/sees "hayseed".  they don't really care about differentiating between jayhawk hayseed and powercat hayseed.  it's just hayseed and pity. 


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we are the same school dumbass.

and guess what, people in oregon probably think you are a hayseed because you attended a school in kansas.

This is all incredibly true. No one in DC or NYC can tell the difference.



Not true at all.  People are more likely to confuse Kansas and Kentucky than they are to confuse Kansas with K-State.  I haven't seen one K-State fan since I've been up here, while I've met at least fifty KU fans in various settings.

Ah yes, the tried and true Tardville anecdote, "I haven't seen one K-State _____ since I moved ______"

About 51% of K-State alumni don't live in Kansas, there's a sanctioned Catbackers Club in Portland.







You are literally insane if you think K-State has as much of a national following as KU. 

That's not what I even implied, let alone said.   :facepalm:

But having lived on the East Coast for 16 years, I can say from experience that bandwagonville way overstates their "national" following.   The vast majority of sports fans out this way, if they even give a f_ck about either school, often get the 2 confused.   This "national following" talking point is just another huge quest for validation by Bandwagonville.

this is very true.  on either coast, you say you're from kansas to the average person and the person immediately thinks/sees "hayseed".  they don't really care about differentiating between jayhawk hayseed and powercat hayseed.  it's just hayseed and pity. 



This is true.  However, we're not talking just people in general here.  We're talking sports programs and identifying with other sports fans. 

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I get the picture that Ben hangs out with people who literally know nothing about sports.  Kinda like a 5 surrounding herself with 3s.

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I know a bunch of rich lawyers whose salaries should be reflected under the KSU alumni section of Beems' chart.


This. Except f me if I would only start at $118,007  as appears to be the top range according to this clown.


Good thing I didn't go to ku law?  :dunno:

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I think it's safe to say ku fans are trying compensate for small penises, by claiming they are superior to everyone.  Not being able to satisfy a woman is probably a contributing factor to their high divorce rate.  Judging by the study, their wife got the mansion and beach house in the divorce, also explaining why more squawks live in trailers.  Sad really.

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I think it's safe to say ku fans are trying compensate for small penises, by claiming they are superior to everyone.  Not being able to satisfy a woman is probably a contributing factor to their high divorce rate.  Judging by the study, their wife got the mansion and beach house in the divorce, also explaining why more squawks live in trailers.  Sad really.

Yep, but the sad part is, science isn't on their side.

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Re: Great news Cats fans: Science proves we are younger, richer
« Reply #306 on: April 13, 2011, 09:58:15 PM »
KU alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect   $41,621 - $64,544  
Attorney / Lawyer   $50,942 - $118,007  
Financial Analyst      $43,930 - $53,147  
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization   $44,547 - $65,043  
Project Manager, Construction   $59,495 - $96,683



K-State alumni:


http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $51,408 - $72,046    
Project Manager, Construction   $54,351 - $86,610  
Mechanical Engineer   $53,453 - $67,506  
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer   $59,926 - $68,752


For the KSU stats on payscale:   Updated: 2 Apr 2011, yet none of the ranges match those in beems post...

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« Last Edit: April 13, 2011, 10:03:03 PM by The Whale »

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You mean to tell me that Ben was wrong?  I thought the world wasn't going to end for like another year.  Also- great use of the :dubious:  hopefully others learn from your example.

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I know a bunch of rich lawyers whose salaries should be reflected under the KSU alumni section of Beems' chart.
Love to hear stuff like this.


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lol at KU grads becoming construction managers

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Not that the KC Star research needed to be reaffirmed:


Median Salary by City, KU grads:

Kansas City, Missouri:  $54,475

Wichita, Kansas:  $55,030

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary/by_City




Median salary by city, KSU grads:

Kansas City, Missouri:  $58,903

Wichita, Kansas:  $56,346

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary/by_City



Feel bad for all you EMAWs out there.  President Obama talking about raising taxes on millionaires.  Are you transferring wealth to the Caymans or simply cashing out your portfolio before the capital gains preference disappears?

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I copied and pasted that info from a previous post I made a few weeks ago.  Didn't really want to spend time doing research, but since you people are delusional as f*ck, here's the latest update:



KU alums:


http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary


Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect (but not Landscape or Naval)   $36,895 - $85,607    
Attorney / Lawyer   $45,336 - $157,690
Financial Analyst       $39,431 - $64,111   
Assistant Professor, Postsecondary / Higher Education   $41,820 - $69,460   
Project Manager, Construction   $44,385 - $105,422


Popular Degrees:

Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $34,434 - $122,829
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177
Master of Business Administration (MBA)   $56,972 - $120,864
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $37,662 - $56,000
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $36,000 - $74,000
   

Popular Companies:

University of Kansas   $35,248 - $66,000
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $64,561 - $97,190
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667


Popular Cities:
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,075 - $78,595
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,626 - $79,286
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,553 - $81,911
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $54,145
Chicago, Illinois   $47,056 - $77,878


Gender:

Male - 54%
Female - 46%


K-State alums:


Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $41,120 - $83,889            
Project Manager, Construction   $45,229 - $98,986   
Mechanical Engineer   $34,765 - $79,206   
Architect (but not Landscape or Naval)   $39,074 - $67,653   
Software Engineer   $55,472 - $78,212


Popular Degrees:   

Bachelor of Science (BS)   $44,660 - $73,056
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch.)   $43,747 - $84,274
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000


Popular Companies     
   
Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Boeing Company, The   $66,000 - $87,750


Popular Cities:
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,633
Wichita, Kansas   $44,058 - $73,773
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,173 - $76,759
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,791 - $61,292
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,251 - $68,513


Gender:

Male - 63%
Female - 37%



It's really not even that close.  KU alums make more money, get better jobs, go to a better university, hang out with a ton more women, and actually relocate outside the state of Kansas.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to plan my next trip to Costa Rica. 


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We just got big timed with costa rica.

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Love it when Beems gets all  :curse:

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Not that the KC Star research needed to be reaffirmed:


Median Salary by City, KU grads:

Kansas City, Missouri:  $54,475

Wichita, Kansas:  $55,030

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary/by_City




Median salary by city, KSU grads:

Kansas City, Missouri:  $58,903

Wichita, Kansas:  $56,346

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary/by_City



Feel bad for all you EMAWs out there.  President Obama talking about raising taxes on millionaires.  Are you transferring wealth to the Caymans or simply cashing out your portfolio before the capital gains preference disappears?

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Hey Beems, if that Oregon hoo-holla doesn't work out for you, I'm looking for a maintenance guy for my estate. PM resume if interested.
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Hey Beems, if that Oregon hoo-holla doesn't work out for you, I'm looking for a maintenance guy for my estate. PM resume if interested.
Please post Beems resume if you get it.

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lol at KU grads becoming construction managers

Bro, you don't even know...

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I wonder what the stats look like for JCCC grads, since that's where a majority of their fans attended?  Anyone know the salary of a Waterway employee?

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lol at KU grads becoming construction managers

Bro, you don't even know...
Did anyone watch Greensburg when it was on?  The show about the town that blew away in a tornado?  KU had a construction class or something that was trying to build a building for a business and they were a bunch of bumble fucks that had no clue what they were doing.  I only watched 1 episode of them trying to build this building to the lead specs and it was a joke. 

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We just got big timed with costa rica.

This was my favorite detail, too. Wish I could afford a trip to the Paris of Central America.
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Hey Beems, if that Oregon hoo-holla doesn't work out for you, I'm looking for a maintenance guy for my estate. PM resume if interested.
Please post Beems resume if you get it.

I'm sure it won't contain any embellishments.