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E-mail from K-State Student Life !!!
« on: March 07, 2011, 05:07:50 PM »
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If you plan to participate, there are ways to lower your risk of trouble. Remember to travel in groups and to stay with your friends. Make a plan ahead of time, including a check-in time and location. Accept only beverages that are closed or that you have observed being filled. Drink plenty of non-alcoholic beverages and remember to eat! Drink alcohol only if you are 21 or older. If you do choose to drink, drink in moderation--only one alcohol drink or less per hour.

jesus christ. why are they trying to act so rough ridin' stupid about this.

edit** - this is about fake patty's day.


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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 06:13:41 PM »
edit** - this is about fake patty's day.

Was worried they were trying to hate on how pak'd to get for Thursday afternoon.

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »
Seems like good advice to me.

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 06:56:49 PM »
Seems like good advice to me.
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 07:38:21 PM »
edit** - this is about fake patty's day.

Was worried they were trying to hate on how pak'd to get for Thursday afternoon.

they wouldn't dare.

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 07:41:29 PM »
Any good Bob Strawn fake pattys wisdom abut girls getting knocked up in bathrooms?

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 08:04:00 PM »
Do they still put out stuff that says "students who drink have less than 4 drinks when they go out" bs?

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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 08:14:20 PM »
Do they still put out stuff that says "students who drink have less than 4 drinks when they go out" bs?

I've never seen this in my 4 1/2 years as an EMAW student.

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 08:22:56 PM »
Do they still put out stuff that says "students who drink have less than 4 drinks when they go out" bs?

You mean the old campus survey done at 9 a.m. on a Friday morning? Those were good times. For my research methods class we took on the same topic and polled about 3,500 students in actually classrooms across a range of times and days and ended up with much different results.

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 08:31:44 PM »

Is this a big deal?
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 08:36:52 PM »
Oh yeah here is that brilliant Bob Strawn Quote

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the problem here...

is a celebration of being drunk.  this is not the catholic holiday.  this is not a football or sports event of any type or kind.  it is about having a drunken party.  the community gets soiled in so many ways its impossible to measure.  k-state is tarnished.  it has zero redeeming qualities. none. how many girls got pregnant in the stalls?  how many abortions are forthcoming?  how many cars vandalized?  how many fines? and for what?  money.  sorry, there's no defense for this drunken mess.  and i'm confident aggieville owners and those who coyly benefit on the side from this orgy will do the right thing by shutting it down.  bob

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 08:38:55 PM »
Oh yeah here is that brilliant Bob Strawn Quote

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the problem here...

is a celebration of being drunk.  this is not the catholic holiday.  this is not a football or sports event of any type or kind.  it is about having a drunken party.  the community gets soiled in so many ways its impossible to measure.  k-state is tarnished.  it has zero redeeming qualities. none. how many girls got pregnant in the stalls?  how many abortions are forthcoming?  how many cars vandalized?  how many fines? and for what?  money.  sorry, there's no defense for this drunken mess.  and i'm confident aggieville owners and those who coyly benefit on the side from this orgy will do the right thing by shutting it down.  bob

What were the answers to the knock-up/abortion questions?

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 08:43:30 PM »
Oh yeah here is that brilliant Bob Strawn Quote

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the problem here...

is a celebration of being drunk.  this is not the catholic holiday.  this is not a football or sports event of any type or kind.  it is about having a drunken party.  the community gets soiled in so many ways its impossible to measure.  k-state is tarnished.  it has zero redeeming qualities. none. how many girls got pregnant in the stalls?  how many abortions are forthcoming?  how many cars vandalized?  how many fines? and for what?  money.  sorry, there's no defense for this drunken mess.  and i'm confident aggieville owners and those who coyly benefit on the side from this orgy will do the right thing by shutting it down.  bob

Probably going to have to ask Phil Kline.
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 09:07:45 PM »
True Story...I know a couple that hooked up on Fake Patty's Day and now they're getting married this Summer. Wish Bob Strawn didn't hate true love.

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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 09:08:00 PM »
Oh yeah here is that brilliant Bob Strawn Quote

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the problem here...

is a celebration of being drunk.  this is not the catholic holiday.  this is not a football or sports event of any type or kind.  it is about having a drunken party.  the community gets soiled in so many ways its impossible to measure.  k-state is tarnished.  it has zero redeeming qualities. none. how many girls got pregnant in the stalls?  how many abortions are forthcoming?  how many cars vandalized?  how many fines? and for what?  money.  sorry, there's no defense for this drunken mess.  and i'm confident aggieville owners and those who coyly benefit on the side from this orgy will do the right thing by shutting it down.  bob

 :love:

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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 09:14:25 PM »
Oh yeah here is that brilliant Bob Strawn Quote

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the problem here...

is a celebration of being drunk.  this is not the catholic holiday.  this is not a football or sports event of any type or kind.  it is about having a drunken party.  the community gets soiled in so many ways its impossible to measure.  k-state is tarnished.  it has zero redeeming qualities. none. how many girls got pregnant in the stalls?  how many abortions are forthcoming?  how many cars vandalized?  how many fines? and for what?  money.  sorry, there's no defense for this drunken mess.  and i'm confident aggieville owners and those who coyly benefit on the side from this orgy will do the right thing by shutting it down.  bob

This guy hates the free market

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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 09:33:08 PM »
RCPD is reportedly gonna go full fascist on everyone on Saturday :ohno:

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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2011, 10:26:12 PM »
Bob Strawn is a good dude and he's right about Fake Patty's Day.

It's lame. And so is drinking green beer in a bunch of packed, overcrowded bars with little pukes who vomit all over themselves after consuming a few shots of Baileys.

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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2011, 10:41:04 PM »
Bob Strawn is a good dude and he's right about Fake Patty's Day.

It's lame. And so is drinking green beer in a bunch of packed, overcrowded bars with little pukes who vomit all over themselves after consuming a few shots of Baileys.
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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2011, 11:00:18 PM »
Bob Strawn is a rough ridin' douchebag dipshit, and so is anybody who claims he's a "good dude."
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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2011, 11:13:00 PM »
I have only partaken in Fake Patty's Day once, didn't start until night. No matter how much vandalism is committed, or how much vomit there is to clean up the next day, it will never stop. The bars and other Aggieville businesses do not make any money on the real St. Patrick's Day, like other places do. And they make a constant stream of money from 9am till 2am on Fake Patty's Day. The business owners in Aggieville will do anything and everything in their power to make sure Fake Patty's Day keeps happening, even if they have to clean the Moro Street with a toothbrush the day after.

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2011, 11:18:19 PM »
Bob Strawn is a good dude and he's right about Fake Patty's Day.

It's lame. And so is drinking green beer in a bunch of packed, overcrowded bars with little pukes who vomit all over themselves after consuming a few shots of Baileys.

You sound really, really stupid right now.


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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2011, 11:42:52 PM »
Bob Strawn is a good dude and he's right about Fake Patty's Day.

It's lame. And so is drinking green beer in a bunch of packed, overcrowded bars with little pukes who vomit all over themselves after consuming a few shots of Baileys.

You sound really, really stupid right now.

Don't care.


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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2011, 11:44:52 PM »
Bob Strawn is a good dude and he's right about Fake Patty's Day.

It's lame. And so is drinking green beer in a bunch of packed pak'd, overcrowded bars with little pukes who vomit all over themselves after consuming a few shots of Baileys.

You sound really, really stupid right now.

Don't care.


fyp, stupid.


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