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you and your boys should have taken him to some field and beat his face in and then left him
good report DLew
I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz). There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke. I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man. release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends. As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking. Moments later he returns and asks for a ride. The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!" He and his sister hop in. He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag. We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know." He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times.
Did he have enough leg room?
Quote from: wetwillie on March 06, 2011, 03:16:45 PMDid he have enough leg room?I hope so. I was in the front seat and (without even having been asked) I scooted the chair all the way up. If anyone didn't have enough leg room, it was me. That's a fact.
Quote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 05:29:51 PMQuote from: wetwillie on March 06, 2011, 03:16:45 PMDid he have enough leg room?I hope so. I was in the front seat and (without even having been asked) I scooted the chair all the way up. If anyone didn't have enough leg room, it was me. That's a fact.that's a classy move right there. i always do this for anyone over 6 ft. and move almost all the way up for anyone not a child. equally classy is when the back seat rider tells you to scoot it back
Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
Never hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitness
Quote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning?
Quote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 05:41:04 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning? Don't you have a shitty indoor-rollercoaster in the MoA to be riding or something?
Quote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 05:42:11 PMQuote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 05:41:04 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning? Don't you have a cacty indoor-rollercoaster in the MoA to be riding or something?omg, don't get me started!! Sooo much fun!!!
Quote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 05:41:04 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning? Don't you have a cacty indoor-rollercoaster in the MoA to be riding or something?
Quote from: Fuktard on March 06, 2011, 02:12:59 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:07:18 PMI was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz). There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke. I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man. release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends. As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking. Moments later he returns and asks for a ride. The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!" He and his sister hop in. He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag. We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know." He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times. THE MOST ADORABLE CAT EVER....You are really cacty at building suspense, making yourself out to be a big shot with elite info and then dripping it out in very small increments while people beg for more. Jezus dude, you just spilled everything in one post....go check Cripps2009 (or any loser on gpc) on how to do it.The big difference between Dlew and Cripps is that I actually believe that Dlew was in a car with Wally last night, I'm not sure that Cripps has ever been to Manhattan.
Quote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:07:18 PMI was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz). There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke. I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man. release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends. As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking. Moments later he returns and asks for a ride. The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!" He and his sister hop in. He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag. We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know." He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times. THE MOST ADORABLE CAT EVER....You are really cacty at building suspense, making yourself out to be a big shot with elite info and then dripping it out in very small increments while people beg for more. Jezus dude, you just spilled everything in one post....go check Cripps2009 (or any loser on gpc) on how to do it.
I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz). There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke. I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man. release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends. As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking. Moments later he returns and asks for a ride. The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!" He and his sister hop in. He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag. We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know." He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times. THE MOST ADORABLE CAT EVER....
Quote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 06:06:32 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 05:42:11 PMQuote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 05:41:04 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning? Don't you have a cacty indoor-rollercoaster in the MoA to be riding or something?omg, don't get me started!! Sooo much fun!!!We swept farmageddon
Quote from: Limestone on March 06, 2011, 07:47:34 PMQuote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 06:06:32 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 05:42:11 PMQuote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 05:41:04 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning? Don't you have a cacty indoor-rollercoaster in the MoA to be riding or something?omg, don't get me started!! Sooo much fun!!!We swept farmageddonYippee, a team with 6 scholarship players!!I would say "Grats, you earned it" but that doesn't do it justice. I'd suggest getting a tattoo or something that says 2011 Farmageddon Champions, because I know how much it means to you.
So did you give any thought to taking him out to the lake and saying, "Walk home, quitter"? Or did you just make asides about how much better the team looks since he left the team?
Quote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 09:53:36 PMQuote from: Limestone on March 06, 2011, 07:47:34 PMQuote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 06:06:32 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 05:42:11 PMQuote from: Haverhill on March 06, 2011, 05:41:04 PMQuote from: Dlew12 on March 06, 2011, 02:18:28 PMQuote from: sonofdaxjones on March 06, 2011, 02:16:28 PMNever hire this guy as a:Investigative ReporterTest DeveloperPrivate EyeDetectiveInterrogatorWitnessIT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.You mean Sunday morning? Don't you have a cacty indoor-rollercoaster in the MoA to be riding or something?omg, don't get me started!! Sooo much fun!!!We swept farmageddonYippee, a team with 6 scholarship players!!I would say "Grats, you earned it" but that doesn't do it justice. I'd suggest getting a tattoo or something that says 2011 Farmageddon Champions, because I know how much it means to you.Poor Havs. You are lost by sucking so hard.
dlew...what kind of car? (you may have already mentioned this)was the scooch electronic or manual? j/w.
Did Wally look like he was enjoying Manhattan?