Took Wally Home From the Bars Last Night

[DQ12]

I'll now field your questions.

[sunny_cat]

Is he going to be a kstate cat again next season?

Is he not going to suck next season?

[steve dave]

Could you please explain every detail of what lead up to this and what he said and what he looked like and what happened and other stuff?

[jtksu]

Did you spit or swallow?

[The_chicken]

I'm guessing whiny, girly drunk.

 

[pissclams]

you and your boys should have taken him to some field and beat his face in and then left him

[DQ12]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times.  

[Paul Moscow]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times.  

 

[Fuktard]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times. 

You are really shitty at building suspense, making yourself out to be a big shot with elite info and then dripping it out in very small increments while people beg for more.  Jezus dude, you just spilled everything in one post....go check Cripps2009 (or any loser on gpc) on how to do it.

[DQ12]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times.  

You are really shitty at building suspense, making yourself out to be a big shot with elite info and then dripping it out in very small increments while people beg for more.  Jezus dude, you just spilled everything in one post....go check Cripps2009 (or any loser on gpc) on how to do it.

Well you are a really shitty poster, so blow me.

EDIT:  Sorry that was a little harsh.

[sonofdaxjones]

Never hire this guy as a:

Investigative Reporter
Test Developer
Private Eye
Detective
Interrogator
Witness

[kcchiefdav]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times. 

You are really shitty at building suspense, making yourself out to be a big shot with elite info and then dripping it out in very small increments while people beg for more.  Jezus dude, you just spilled everything in one post....go check Cripps2009 (or any loser on gpc) on how to do it.

The big difference between Dlew and Cripps is that I actually believe that Dlew was in a car with Wally last night, I'm not sure that Cripps has ever been to Manhattan.

[DQ12]

Never hire this guy as a:

Investigative Reporter
Test Developer
Private Eye
Detective
Interrogator
Witness

IT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

[theymightbegiants]

Never hire this guy as a:

Investigative Reporter
Test Developer
Private Eye
Detective
Interrogator
Witness

How'd his sister look at 2 in the morning? Board worthy?
IT WAS TWO O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

[Stevesie60]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times.  

Thorough report. You did what you could, and I commend you for it.

[Dugout DickStone]

Was his sister hot?

[sunny_cat]

I was sitting in my DD car next to the commerce ATM waiting on a fellow goEMAW'er (Doomkatz).  There was a group of guys there, one of which looked like he was about ready to puke.  I rolled down the window and tried to offer some advice ("just let it out man.  release those demons, etc.) much to the chagrin of his friends.  As this is going on, Wally Judge strolls by and I say something like "sup wally," he answers something like "hey," and continues walking.  Moments later he returns and asks for a ride.  The driver just about flips out and shouts "YES!"  He and his sister hop in.  He quickly tells us that she is hammered and might need a puke bag.  We hand him the empty burger king cup in the front seat.

He mostly keeps to himself, but the driver asked him if he was coming back next season and he says "I don't know."  He was mostly quiet, but said "thanks" about 12 times.  

Thorough report. You did what you could, and I commend you for it.

[Gooch]

Was his sister hot?

This needs to be awnsered.

[DQ12]

I didn't get a very good look at his sister.  She seemed quite a bit younger than me.  And she was about to puke the whole ride home.  I was not very attracted to her.

[I_have_purplewood]

Was his sister hot?

Did you get her digits?  Regardless of if she was hot or not, banging her would make for a great story.  

[WillieWatanabe]

Nice story, bro.

[yoga-like_abana]

<-High Fived the crap Out of Wally!

[Scary Smart]

I love Wally. I can't really explain it, but I just do. I, for one, hope that he finds happiness.

[EMAWmeister]

I didn't get a very good look at his sister.  She seemed quite a bit younger than me.  And she was about to puke the whole ride home.  I was not very attracted to her.

[Stupid Fitz]

Did Wally look like he was enjoying Manhattan?