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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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what do you do
« on: March 05, 2011, 10:39:52 AM »
when your gf/bf/wife/husband goes out of town for a few days or something? me? nothing. nothing at all. try not to leave the house and try not to talk to people. weird or no?


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Re: what do you do
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2011, 10:41:22 AM »
Pretty much my MO when the wife leaves. Do nothing but eat bagel bites and play video games.

Because. I. Can.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2011, 10:41:47 AM »
eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2011, 10:43:22 AM »
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2011, 10:44:28 AM »
eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat

examples? i always go w/ frozen pizza and chips/queso. anything worse out there that i should consider?

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2011, 10:45:14 AM »
eat food that's less healthy than the normal food I eat

examples? i always go w/ frozen pizza and chips/queso. anything worse out there that i should consider?

yes, multiple variations on the nacho theme.  queso, melted on top, combo of queso and melted on top.  I like to experiment.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2011, 11:04:23 AM »
combo of queso and melted on top. 




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Re: what do you do
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2011, 11:12:55 AM »
immediately cease doing any and all household chores until an hour or two prior to her return.  watch terrible "guy movies" on tv - the worse the movie, the better.  watch lumberjack challenges, strongest man, etc.  same for me on the frozen pizza and nachos.  listen to loud music and make epic kstate video masterpieces (2007-2009).  skateboard constantly (2001-2005).  (i believe that i still do these last two even though i don't.)  oh, and when i go to buy the frozen pizza and nacho ingredients, mill around the store for a super long time and contemplate buying really ridiculous stuff that would never be used solely because it's marked down so much.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2011, 02:59:38 PM »
sounds like the parties at daris' tonight.  :bracketmouse:

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2011, 07:09:59 PM »
because I have only been out of college for a year now, I get drunk as balls with a few buddies that are still single. Then I clean up my place like nothing happened.

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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2011, 07:12:50 PM »
because I have only been out of college for a year now, I get drunk as balls with a few buddies that are still single. Then I clean up my place like nothing happened.

Sounds kinky. Make sure to wash the sheets.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2011, 07:13:01 PM »
because I have only been out of college for a year now, I get drunk as balls with a few buddies that are still single. Then I clean up my place like nothing happened.

Correct answer!  :D

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2011, 07:36:55 PM »
Went to training in Dallas for a week, rolled w/ the unhealthy food idea but kind of overdid it. Bought frozen burritos, pizzas, "bugles", party size bag of peanut M&M's, etc.

Got fairly sick by day 3, didn't feel like eating anything.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2011, 09:24:43 PM »
Doing this right now. GF is in Chi-Town.  I went to Hhour last night.  Got piss drunk, cooked up a frozen pizza and passed out.  Woke up this morning. Had a huge pancake breakfast.  Went to the OoD to send off CK and JP.  Home, drinking beer, ate another frozen pizza. Place is a mess.  I'm loving it.
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2011, 09:25:11 PM »
Definitely eat unhealthier food than usual.  Usually pizza or cheeseburgers.  Drink beer, starting much earlier than I usually would (if at all).  Play video games, or watch movies that she never wants to watch together.  If I don't need to go out with friends, I won't shower and will probably wear the same shorts, pajama pants, etc.
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2011, 10:02:05 PM »
Two chicks at the same time. 


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Re: what do you do
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2011, 10:08:42 PM »
Two chicks at the same time. 


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you nuked 2 Tyson breaded chicken patties?

nice!

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2011, 10:09:13 PM »
Most of you guys are dead on.  Loads of solid advice in this thread.

I never eat at hooters, like ever.  I really don't even like it.  HOWEVER, when this situation arises, I get hooters take out.  Wings, shrimp (actually these are very good), and fried pickles.  Like Saul, I typically make myself sick and go back to bland food within a day.


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Re: what do you do
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2011, 12:04:56 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2011, 12:49:12 AM »
Get blackout drunk.  Sit (and fart) around in my boxers.  Drop douces with the door open.  Beat it to some internet porn, WITH THE VOLUME ON!

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2011, 12:59:17 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2011, 01:14:10 AM »
Sleep. Don't have to share my bed with no one. Get my best sleep solo.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2011, 11:14:53 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2011, 11:26:00 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:

so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2011, 11:28:48 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:

so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.