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Re: what do you do
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2011, 11:29:13 AM »
Last time she was out of town instead of buying Santitas I bought some fancy tortilla chips with black beans and salsa built in. Then I ate them all and disposed of the bag so she wouldn't know I bought a $5 bag of chips.     :gocho:                

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2011, 11:31:46 AM »
Last time she was out of town instead of buying Santitas I bought some fancy tortilla chips with black beans and salsa built in. Then I ate them all and disposed of the bag so she wouldn't know I bought a $5 bag of chips.     :gocho:                

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2011, 11:32:57 AM »
A crap ton of video games.
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2011, 11:35:53 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:

so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.


hmmmm. talking on the phone to different people than you normally do sure doesn't sound like the "Same stuff I normally do". you should really get your story straight.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2011, 11:52:39 AM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:

so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.


hmmmm. talking on the phone to different people than you normally do sure doesn't sound like the "Same stuff I normally do". you should really get your story straight.
It is though.  I always talk to different people on the phone.  Do you always talk to the same person on the phone everyday? 

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2011, 12:24:22 PM »
Same stuff I normally do :dunno:


doubtful. unless you and your gf/bf/wife/husband never talk to each other.
it's called a phone dweeber :rolleyes:

so you talk on the phone more than you normally do? seems like someone is switching their story. hmmmm.
Nope same amount, different person.


hmmmm. talking on the phone to different people than you normally do sure doesn't sound like the "Same stuff I normally do". you should really get your story straight.
It is though.  I always talk to different people on the phone.  Do you always talk to the same person on the phone everyday? 

i never talk on the phone. this isn't 1986 grandpa. nice try though.  :nono:

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2011, 12:48:05 PM »
stupid thread.   good luck living in your "cages" ladies...no wonder america is going down the tubes.  nothing but a bunch of nancies in this thread.  :flush:


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Re: what do you do
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2011, 04:16:17 PM »
wow. what a depressing thread.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2011, 06:15:55 PM »
Wife is going out of town in a week

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2011, 06:22:39 PM »
hmm, I expected more  :jerk:

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2011, 06:42:53 PM »
hit the bars.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2011, 07:33:24 PM »
BBS my ass off more than I normally do.

Sleep in.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2011, 08:18:05 PM »
immediately cease doing any and all household chores until an hour or two prior to her return.
this, plus I make all sorts of bold plans that I don't remotely follow through on.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2011, 09:14:39 PM »
just had one of these days yesterday.   When you have kids, you manage to fit all of the stuff mentioned in this thread withing a 12 hour period though.  Wanking with the porn volume up is spot on.
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2011, 06:28:03 AM »
stupid thread.   good luck living in your "cages" ladies...no wonder america is going down the tubes.  nothing but a bunch of nancies in this thread.  :flush:

this misses an interesting point.  it's not necessarily about doing things that you feel you can't do otherwise.  it's not even about doing things that you ever actually want to do.  see feeling ill due to eating too much junkfood, for example.  it's more about doing something different than usual, and perhaps something stupid, because it's sort of a societal tradition.  it almost approaches holiday status, really.  despite what he may say, rd wouldn't really want to spend his life as a recluse.  and i don't don't ever really want to watch "guy movies."  but, hey, it's tradition!

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2011, 07:27:30 AM »
hot dog quesadilla

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2011, 07:36:46 AM »
hot dog quesadilla
Now your just making stuff up

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2011, 07:40:30 AM »
I will usually eat an entire box of mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs in it straight out of the pot that I boiled it all in, watch Dirty Work, Old School, and other movies that my wife hates, take hour long showers and hopefully not not talk to anyone except the people on TV.  Oh also, stay up/sleep in very late. 

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2011, 07:59:11 AM »
hot dog quesadilla

popcorn with cajun seasoning

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2011, 08:00:46 AM »
Art & Mary Jalapeno Chips w/ french onion dip

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2011, 09:38:03 AM »
I..... don't know.  In ten years of marriage, I can't think of one time that there has not been a wife or child in the house.  I don't know what alone means, unless I'm awake and everyone else is asleep.

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2011, 11:07:32 AM »
hot dog quesadilla
Now your just making stuff up

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Re: what do you do
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2011, 11:56:01 AM »
I..... don't know.  In ten years of marriage, I can't think of one time that there has not been a wife or child in the house.  I don't know what alone means, unless I'm awake and everyone else is asleep.

Dude that sucks.   Make the wife take the kids away to see her parents or something.  If you live within 20 minutes of your in-laws than never getting the house to yourself is one of many failures in your life.
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2011, 11:57:46 AM »
What about taking the day off of work while the kids are in school & wife is at work?   I assume since you've been married for 10 years that the kids are old enough for school & the wife isn't a stay at home mom.
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Re: what do you do
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2011, 12:24:20 PM »
drink out of the carton

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