What about those aluminum palm trees rich white trash buy for their backyard "margaritaville"?
Send 'em to KU to beautify their wreck of a stadium. Much better fit.
Lower the field and replace the track with fake trees.
That would be kind of like Georgia's "Between the Hedges." KU's "Between th Aluminum Foil."
Could put in some animatronics too...when the fans are 'waving the wheat', the trees could sway back and forth. Also, put motion sensors and speakers in the trees to yell good tidings to the players and other personnel who pass by:
"Have a good game, y'all!"
"Rock Chalk, Jayhawk!"
"Rip their rough ridin' heads off!"
"Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!"
"Have you tried our new McRib milkshake? Order when you're ready!"