Author Topic: Football Recruiting Thread (Read 6545387 times)

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #8825 on:** March 20, 2013, 09:07:02 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on March 20, 2013, 07:52:31 PM

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on March 20, 2013, 07:30:06 PM
I heard the Lee kid and the Kapaun QB were gonna commit.

What are their names again?

Lee and the QB from Kapaun

jtksu · « **Reply #8826 on:** March 20, 2013, 09:08:27 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on March 20, 2013, 09:07:02 PM

Quote from: jtksu on March 20, 2013, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on March 20, 2013, 07:30:06 PM
I heard the Lee kid and the Kapaun QB were gonna commit.

What are their names again?

Lee and the QB from Kapaun

Having trouble finding their profiles... Maybe Google is broken?

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #8827 on:** March 20, 2013, 09:15:58 PM »

When I say Kapaun, I mean collegiate. I think his name is root

jtksu · « **Reply #8828 on:** March 20, 2013, 09:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on March 20, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

When I say Kapaun, I mean collegiate. I think his name is root

Yeah, I was thinking that's who you meant... Lee was pretty easy to figure out.

SuperG · « **Reply #8829 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:00:45 AM »

According to the Winston-Dimel report, Title futures in Titletown are guaranteed*.

*guaranteed at more/less than 4%

TapiPhone

jtksu · « **Reply #8830 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:37:08 AM »

Quote from: SuperG on March 21, 2013, 01:00:45 AM

According to the Winston-Dimel report, Title futures in Titletown are guaranteed*.

*guaranteed at more/less than 4%

TapiPhone

I know a guy who will guarantee 4% returns on a 150k investment, but 300k would be better if you can do it.

"storm"nut · « **Reply #8831 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:55:30 AM »

I don't usually drink Whiskey but when I do, I drink Winston Dimel.

Pittcat · « **Reply #8832 on:** March 21, 2013, 08:59:03 AM »

Winston Dimel...The. Original. Worchestershire.

steve dave · « **Reply #8833 on:** March 21, 2013, 09:02:43 AM »

Winston Dimel has shitloads of African animal heads mounted in his library from his 1920s hunting safaris

ben ji · « **Reply #8834 on:** March 21, 2013, 09:22:06 AM »

Winston Dimel doesn't google anything. When he has a question he retires to his library (covered in rich mahogoney and the heads of african beasts) where he pours a glass of scotch and cracks his limited edition Encyclopedia Britannica open.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8835 on:** March 21, 2013, 09:24:52 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 20, 2013, 09:20:13 AM

Winston Dimel sounds like the name for a British ship captain who acidentally ran his ship aground and was beheaded by pirates.

thing is, he had played an important role in the battle of Trafalgar. Famously said "damn the cannonballs, fire at the whites of their eyes!"

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #8836 on:** March 21, 2013, 09:53:18 AM »

The Winston Dimel Trophy is awarded annually by the Competition Committee of the Summer Colony Polo Club, Southampton, NY.

"storm"nut · « **Reply #8837 on:** March 21, 2013, 10:19:19 AM »

Have you suffered a severe shoulder hernia playing the American sport of college football? If so contact the lawfirm of Winston and Dimel to receive your just compensation. Our lawyers are standing by. Call 1-800-cantpass

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8838 on:** March 21, 2013, 10:55:55 AM »

When I want to wear only the finest yachting apparel when I'm taking the "Lady Chatterly's Lover" around Block Island Sound, I purchase it from Winston Dimel.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #8839 on:** March 21, 2013, 12:04:26 PM »

Winston Dimel was the finest bi-plane fighter ace the RAF ever saw. After the war ended he spent 17 years as a professor of poetry at Oxford, where he was also known for regularly besting the student body intermural fencing champion.

SPEmaw · « **Reply #8840 on:** March 21, 2013, 12:33:43 PM »

Guys. This crap isn't recruiting-related at all.

Focus on the studs we might be throwing in our bag of studs soon!

Who heard that Elijah Lee might be committing soon??? Collegiate QB?

steve dave · « **Reply #8841 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM »

Quote from: SPEmaw on March 21, 2013, 12:33:43 PM

Guys. This crap isn't recruiting-related at all.

Focus on the studs we might be throwing in our bag of studs soon!

Who heard that Elijah Lee might be committing soon??? Collegiate QB?

Elijah Lee was the greatest Mennonite carpenter that ever lived

BackPayne · « **Reply #8842 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:14:38 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM

Quote from: SPEmaw on March 21, 2013, 12:33:43 PM
Guys. This crap isn't recruiting-related at all.

Focus on the studs we might be throwing in our bag of studs soon!

Who heard that Elijah Lee might be committing soon??? Collegiate QB?

Elijah Lee was the greatest Mennonite carpenter that ever lived

My favorite book of the Bible: Elijah Lee

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #8843 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:18:25 PM »

Elijah Lee: my preferred brand of God-fearing work jeans.

steve dave · « **Reply #8844 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:20:06 PM »

Elijah Lee owned the strongest team of draft mules in the county

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #8845 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:23:24 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 21, 2013, 01:00:37 PM

Quote from: SPEmaw on March 21, 2013, 12:33:43 PM
Guys. This crap isn't recruiting-related at all.

Focus on the studs we might be throwing in our bag of studs soon!

Who heard that Elijah Lee might be committing soon??? Collegiate QB?

Elijah Lee was the greatest Mennonite carpenter that ever lived

When the big storm came thru 17 years ago, the only barns left standing in the greater Canton-Galva area were raised by Elijah Lee.

meow meow · « **Reply #8846 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:23:39 PM »

Elijah Lee's wife Susan made some pretty good cinammon rolls one time.

steve dave · « **Reply #8847 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:25:24 PM »

When people wanted to elect a woman onto the church board only Elijah Lee had the courage to stand in opposition

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #8848 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:28:25 PM »

Elijah Lee Brand . . . when only the best Amish Mafia Moonshine will do.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #8849 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:47:56 PM »

The Elijah Lee Trophy is a traveling trophy awarded the winner of the annual Hesston College-Bethel College JV basketball game.