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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20750 on: May 21, 2015, 10:38:44 PM »
Break the Banks seems like a good nickname imo

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20751 on: May 21, 2015, 10:46:18 PM »
"Gone to the Bank"  :billdance:  #klein2.0 #mnc #dualthrt4lyf

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20752 on: May 21, 2015, 10:52:46 PM »
"Gone to the Bank"  :billdance:  #klein2.0 #mnc #dualthrt4lyf

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20753 on: May 21, 2015, 11:00:28 PM »
Jonathan Banks.  Member FDIC (Football Deity In College)

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20754 on: May 21, 2015, 11:03:08 PM »
lol

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20755 on: May 21, 2015, 11:32:34 PM »
i want this stud to be our qb from day 1.

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20756 on: May 21, 2015, 11:33:47 PM »
Air/man/trot

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20757 on: May 22, 2015, 12:08:55 AM »
I really don't understand the Klein comparisons. Bishop or Ell maybe, but not Klein.  :confused:

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20758 on: May 22, 2015, 01:30:31 AM »
Me neither WN

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20759 on: May 22, 2015, 03:26:21 AM »
For his elongated throwing motion? :dunno: 


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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20760 on: May 22, 2015, 07:43:39 AM »
Non star whore here . . . just annoyed by those that seem to get excited about how walk-ons beat out scholarship guys, and yet never ask the question about why we aren't signing better and more motivated guys who we offer rides to right out of the gate.

Thinking that we can recruit better isn't being a Star Whore, one day #tucknation will figure that out.

I think this just shows how hyped and saturated the recruiting system is. LHCBS wants guys who have things you cant teach.

you can't teach recruiting stars crap brain

Banks' juco coach did
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20761 on: May 22, 2015, 07:51:27 AM »
Banks highlight video was fun. Football season is looking more interesting now. But why are the end zones of his juco field painted sky blue when their uniforms are dark purple? Also, why do they only water 1/2 the grass? Low California juco football IQ.

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20762 on: May 22, 2015, 08:50:29 AM »
Non star whore here . . . just annoyed by those that seem to get excited about how walk-ons beat out scholarship guys, and yet never ask the question about why we aren't signing better and more motivated guys who we offer rides to right out of the gate.

Thinking that we can recruit better isn't being a Star Whore, one day #tucknation will figure that out.

I think this just shows how hyped and saturated the recruiting system is. LHCBS wants guys who have things you cant teach.

you can't teach recruiting stars crap brain

Banks' juco coach did
He beat out four QB's that were already on the rooster and started practice the day before the first game.  I don't think the coach had a lot to do with the unmatched talent this guy has, Crap Brain.  sorry I just can't help myself, cause your new name is very catching.   
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20763 on: May 22, 2015, 08:51:48 AM »
So guys who have things you can't see always have to be walk-ons?

Isn't that just like #tucknation to always try and move the cheese.


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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20764 on: May 22, 2015, 08:52:32 AM »
Banks highlight video was fun. Football season is looking more interesting now. But why are the end zones of his juco field painted sky blue when their uniforms are dark purple? Also, why do they only water 1/2 the grass? Low California juco football IQ.
Color blind and of course everyone out west knows there's a water shortage.
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20765 on: May 22, 2015, 08:57:50 AM »
So guys who have things you can't see always have to be walk-ons?

Isn't that just like #tucknation to always try and move the cheese.
Dax, I don't think ppl get it.  If your job is to pick the best players for the game, but the tag alongs are better, how good a job are you doing picking the best players.  In other words, if the effing walk-ons have this hidden talent then why are the guys on full ride so untalented.  Ponder that, why don't ya.
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20766 on: May 22, 2015, 09:11:44 AM »
Can Bazooka Joe keep his name if he transitions to TE?

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20767 on: May 22, 2015, 09:12:33 AM »
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20768 on: May 22, 2015, 09:18:53 AM »
Can Bazooka Joe keep his name if he transitions to TE?
Pete says we'll use him in the Wildcat.  Maybe Bull Joe-ser is more appropriate?  :dunno:
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20769 on: May 22, 2015, 09:19:54 AM »
Can Bazooka Joe keep his name if he transitions to TE?
Pete says we'll use him in the Wildcat.  Maybe Bull Joe-ser is more appropriate?  :dunno:
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20770 on: May 22, 2015, 09:21:20 AM »
Can Bazooka Joe keep his name if he transitions to TE?
Pete says we'll use him in the Wildcat.  Maybe Bull Joe-ser is more appropriate?  :dunno:

this was funnier when Stevesie came up with it last night

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20771 on: May 22, 2015, 09:27:26 AM »
Can Bazooka Joe keep his name if he transitions to TE?
Pete says we'll use him in the Wildcat.  Maybe Bull Joe-ser is more appropriate?  :dunno:

this was funnier when Stevesie came up with it last night
Do you need glasses or just better reading compensation... Bull Joezer is not Bull Joe-ser. 
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20772 on: May 23, 2015, 06:52:09 AM »
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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20773 on: May 24, 2015, 04:07:32 PM »
Banks looks a lot like a (not as good) Trevone Boykin

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Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« Reply #20774 on: May 27, 2015, 04:56:30 PM »
Banks looks a lot like a (not as good) Trevone Boykin

What if he is as good as Boykin?  Have you considered that Wyatt?