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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2011, 09:53:53 AM »
my bros and i in the office are rolling

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2011, 10:01:34 AM »
My ku fan contacts are bragging that Massa Seff will be retaining the services of Josh Selby and both twins next year.  They were upset when I told them that would only hurt their potential NBA careers, and cited Cole as Exhibit A of destroyed NBA careers. 

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2011, 10:16:10 AM »
Can't be too hard to pull the Jedi Mind Trick on the twins.  However, breaking down a guy like Selby and convincing him he needs work, that is a masterful performance on Bill's part.   

NBA is giving him some extra help with the whole lock out thing too.  Bill is seeing stars align in his favor.  KU fans have to be really excited.

Don't get the butt hurt.  They take everything too personal, as if everything was about them.   :dunno:

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2011, 11:29:30 AM »
from the phog.
"I hate one and does. I lost respect for Paul when he was the first to leave early, as I thought KU was different. Then Drew left, which was a joke. Then Cole? No NBA game whatsoever or need for money, but he takes off. If the twins leave, it will honestly be hard to take the Ncaa seriously. Marcus and markieff are great to watch in KU blue, but they will ride the pine in the nba. Raef and Nick would rape the twins at either level. One player in KU history had the ability to leave early. Wilt."
 This guys history of KU basketball extends all the way back to Paul Peirce?  There have been lots of KU player leave early before "Paul".  

Darren Hancock,
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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2011, 11:58:26 AM »
One has to ask if the ku vs K-State situation is even healthy for Ben anymore.   He's gotten so mad about it, he's canceled his accounts multiple times, or claimed that he'd never be back . . . then he comes back, then he gets all mad again.  Rinse and Repeat.

I just don't think it's a healthy situation for the little guy.





Mad?  I'm ecstatic about the fact that the entire nation can now see just how much Little Brother Syndrome resides in Manhattan.  In the end, the loss was totally worth it.  Hell, I might even have to fly back to Kansas and join in on the February national championship Super Bowl parade. 


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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2011, 12:10:32 PM »
Ben this passive aggressive approach you always take towards K-State isn't healthy.

I'm just looking out for your welfare when you blow up, cancel your account, or declare you'll never be back . . . again.

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2011, 12:13:48 PM »
You're casebook passive-aggressive, beams. Work on it, would you?

(damnit, this is what happens when you ignore the "someone else has posted" warning)
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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2011, 12:16:50 PM »
from the phog.
"I hate one and does. I lost respect for Paul when he was the first to leave early, as I thought KU was different. Then Drew left, which was a joke. Then Cole? No NBA game whatsoever or need for money, but he takes off. If the twins leave, it will honestly be hard to take the Ncaa seriously. Marcus and markieff are great to watch in KU blue, but they will ride the pine in the nba. Raef and Nick would rape the twins at either level. One player in KU history had the ability to leave early. Wilt."
 This guys history of KU basketball extends all the way back to Paul Peirce?  There have been lots of KU player leave early before "Paul".  

Darren Hancrock,
Not to mention the fact that Coles dad was unemployed

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2011, 12:26:57 PM »
One has to ask if the ku vs K-State situation is even healthy for Ben anymore.   He's gotten so mad about it, he's canceled his accounts multiple times, or claimed that he'd never be back . . . then he comes back, then he gets all mad again.  Rinse and Repeat.

I just don't think it's a healthy situation for the little guy.





Mad?  I'm ecstatic about the fact that the entire nation can now see just how much Little Brother Syndrome resides in Manhattan.  In the end, the loss was totally worth it???.  Hell, I might even have to fly back to Kansas and join in on the February national championship Super Bowl parade. 

whatever helps you cope

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2011, 12:31:45 PM »
from the phog.
"I hate one and does. I lost respect for Paul when he was the first to leave early, as I thought KU was different. Then Drew left, which was a joke. Then Cole? No NBA game whatsoever or need for money, but he takes off. If the twins leave, it will honestly be hard to take the Ncaa seriously. Marcus and markieff are great to watch in KU blue, but they will ride the pine in the nba. Raef and Nick would rape the twins at either level. One player in KU history had the ability to leave early. Wilt."

didn't Cole leave because of the money?

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #60 on: February 18, 2011, 12:38:50 PM »
Yes. His worthless Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of a father hasn't held a job for years.

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #61 on: February 18, 2011, 01:05:12 PM »
Speaking of money, I just saved a bunch out at the Mr. Goodcents off of K-10 and Ridgeview.

$1.81 turkey subs.  What a great lunch special!

:woot:



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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #62 on: February 18, 2011, 01:46:35 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #63 on: February 18, 2011, 01:58:37 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...

Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #64 on: February 18, 2011, 02:00:09 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.


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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #65 on: February 18, 2011, 02:22:03 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.



rumblings that the parking lot was FULL with old pickups and dune buggies.

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2011, 02:24:32 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.



rumblings that the parking lot was FULL with old pickups and dune buggies.



The white trash element of K-State's fanbase does love them some Cole Aldrich, that's for sure.  The K-State fan that lives in Lawrence and has a toy dinosaur glued to the front of his hood probably showed up as well. 


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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2011, 02:30:10 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.



Tough to tell.  It looked like his mouth was mostly consumed with devouring the $1.81 turkey subs.  Cole honestly looked like he hadn’t eaten in a while.  



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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #68 on: February 18, 2011, 02:38:36 PM »
When does Cole's book come out? 

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #69 on: February 18, 2011, 03:14:24 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.



rumblings that the parking lot was FULL with old pickups and dune buggies.



The white trash element of K-State's fanbase does love them some Cole Aldrich, that's for sure.  The K-State fan that lives in Lawrence and has a toy dinosaur glued to the front of his hood probably showed up as well. 


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Someone has to, he was treated so shitty at ku.

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #70 on: February 18, 2011, 04:05:48 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.



rumblings that the parking lot was FULL with old pickups and dune buggies.



The white trash element of K-State's fanbase does love them some Cole Aldrich, that's for sure.  The K-State fan that lives in Lawrence and has a toy dinosaur glued to the front of his hood probably showed up as well. 


 :love:

Someone has to, he was treated so cacty at ku.



You might as well have just said "I love lamp," Mr. Hawking. 


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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #71 on: February 18, 2011, 04:07:08 PM »
I heard Cole on with Soren (lining the BITB's pockets).  Did you know he actually got to meet Kevin Durant?!  Must be a huge thrill.

It appeared he was really lifting up the spirits of the hawk fans at the Mr. Goodcents at K-10 and Ridgeview on this "Black Friday".

This $1.81 turkey sub special with featured guest Cole Aldrich couldn't have come at a better time...



Was he doing the trick with his bad tooth again . . . that always got the white trash ku bandwagon fanbase to giggle.



rumblings that the parking lot was FULL with old pickups and dune buggies.



The white trash element of K-State's fanbase does love them some Cole Aldrich, that's for sure.  The K-State fan that lives in Lawrence and has a toy dinosaur glued to the front of his hood probably showed up as well. 


 :love:

Someone has to, he was treated so cacty at ku.



You might as well have just said "I love lamp," Mr. Hawking. 


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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #72 on: February 18, 2011, 06:58:21 PM »
Rmblings that Cole bought numerous turkey subs to send to his hobo dad.  Bet he can carry 4 or 5 subs in that little pack on the end of a stick thing he's always carrying around.       

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #73 on: February 18, 2011, 07:15:54 PM »
Confirmed that Cole put his mouth under the mountain dew soda fountain machine and drank out of it for 5 bucks.   :drink: <--Cole, but the glass is a soda mountain

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Re: More Laughing at KU
« Reply #74 on: February 18, 2011, 08:45:12 PM »
So did Cole pass up the D-League All-Star game for the Mr. Goodcents gig?