If ADJC wants to be all Clint Eastwood he could schedule a presser at 11:58 pm Sunday night and spit out "With no further introduction needed, I present to you the next HC, Tad Boyle"
Boyle walks out with halftardface halfsmile
Lights go dim...
Gus Johnson voice emerges... "April fools bitches, here's your real HC, Doug Gottlieb"