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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2350 on: March 29, 2012, 11:58:38 PM »
oooh, oooh. Do you think Gus Johnson would be an assistant? :excited:

Strength and conditioning?

Greeny isn't going anywhere.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2351 on: March 29, 2012, 11:59:10 PM »
oooh, oooh. Do you think Gus Johnson would be an assistant? :excited:

Strength and conditioning?

Greeny isn't going anywhere.

But Gus Johnson is in shape
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2352 on: March 30, 2012, 12:00:46 AM »
oooh, oooh. Do you think Gus Johnson would be an assistant? :excited:

Strength and conditioning?

Greeny isn't going anywhere.

But Gus Johnson is in shape
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2353 on: March 30, 2012, 12:10:35 AM »
Jim Calhoun is not as good at coaching basketball as Larry Brown.

Fact.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2354 on: March 30, 2012, 12:11:06 AM »
Jim Calhoun is not as good at coaching basketball as Larry Brown.

Fact.

Jim Calhoun is not 70 either

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2355 on: March 30, 2012, 12:16:17 AM »
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2356 on: March 30, 2012, 12:16:30 AM »
Jim Calhoun is 20 months younger than Larry Brown.

I guess you win.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2357 on: March 30, 2012, 12:17:35 AM »
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2358 on: March 30, 2012, 12:21:21 AM »







That lady in the lower left sums up my feelings if that happens

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2359 on: March 30, 2012, 12:22:14 AM »
Larry Brown is 11 months younger than LHC Bill Snyder.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2360 on: March 30, 2012, 12:35:36 AM »
My high school track coach was 75. But he also holds the world record for the fastest man 75 or older, so I'm not sure if this is the same thing.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2361 on: March 30, 2012, 12:41:21 AM »
there are, what, 345 college basketball programs in the country? only 35 of them have ever won a national championship. oregon won the first one back in 1939 and hasn't come close since. eight other schools that won national titles either no longer exist (i.e., CCNY) or have zero chance of ever winning another one (la salle, holy cross, etc.)

so basically, only 25 out of 345 college basketball programs past and present have ever won a national title. of those 25, more than half of them (13) have won multiple titles, including ucla, which has won 11 of them.

the 320 schools that aren't winning national titles are trying to do the exact same things as the 25 programs that are winning national titles. they hire and fire coaches, they carry on long and extensive national coaching searches, they try to identify young up-and-coming coaches.

you see the word that keeps coming up? yes, coaches.

on average, each school has hired and fired roughly 20 coaches in its history. that means more than 6,000 coaches have been hired and fired in the history of college basketball. six thousand.

and yet, the guys that win are the same guys that always seem to win.

calhoun
coach k
williams
self
donovan
donovan
williams
calhoun
boeheim
williams
coach k
izzo
calhoun

and so on.

so all these schools are hiring and firing coaches, and yet, the same damn coaches win every year. all of them are dinosaurs. coach k is 65. roy williams is 61. jim calhoun is 69. jim boeheim is 67 (surprising, isn't it?!)

well, all the good dinosaurs are already taken. but all these other schools keep hiring young up-and-coming coaches who suck. none of these schools are winning national championships, and every coach that gets hired says that's the goal.

so, basically, i don't think k-state is doing anything wrong by hiring a "non coach."

it's innovative and original and exciting. #slapthefloor #gottlieb4ksu

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2362 on: March 30, 2012, 12:42:50 AM »
:dnr: but the summary was #gottlieb4KSU so I thought it was rough ridin' great.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2363 on: March 30, 2012, 12:44:48 AM »
I didn't even straight to the bottom!

rake, come up with something like #slapthefloor except Gottlieb related.   :excited:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2364 on: March 30, 2012, 12:47:13 AM »
I didn't even straight to the bottom!

rake, come up with something like #slapthefloor except Gottlieb related.   :excited:

#ksugottstohiredoug  :facepalm:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2365 on: March 30, 2012, 12:50:05 AM »

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2366 on: March 30, 2012, 12:50:48 AM »
Look. I love Doug Gottleib. He is awesome.  My point is that you are wasting your time on Gottleib.  Doug Gottleib has absolutely zero chance.

Instead, you could be wasting your time on Larry Brown who has actually coached a basketball game and has above a zero chance.

And ff you think hiring Doug Gottleib would bring more attention to K-State than hiring Larry Brown, you are an idiot. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2367 on: March 30, 2012, 12:52:24 AM »
Look. I love Doug Gottleib. He is awesome.  My point is that you are wasting your time on Gottleib.  Doug Gottleib has absolutely zero chance.

Instead, you could be wasting your time on Larry Brown who has actually coached a basketball game and has above a zero chance.

And ff you think hiring Doug Gottleib would bring more attention to K-State than hiring Larry Brown, you are an idiot. 

go sit in the dork corner with beems and Stan Heath. Jesus Christ.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2368 on: March 30, 2012, 12:54:30 AM »
Look. I love Doug Gottleib. He is awesome.  My point is that you are wasting your time on Gottleib.  Doug Gottleib has absolutely zero chance.

Instead, you could be wasting your time on Larry Brown who has actually coached a basketball game and has above a zero chance.

And ff you think hiring Doug Gottleib would bring more attention to K-State than hiring Larry Brown, you are an idiot.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2369 on: March 30, 2012, 12:57:31 AM »
The hostility here is surprising. I thought we all wanted to win.

But I'm in the same boat.  I'd prefer a Gottleib circus to a Tad Boyle snorefest.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2370 on: March 30, 2012, 12:59:45 AM »
I'd prefer a Gottleib circus to a Tad Boyle snorefest.

then stop naysaying! Goodness.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2371 on: March 30, 2012, 01:01:13 AM »
Look. I love Doug Gottleib. He is awesome.  My point is that you are wasting your time on Gottleib.  Doug Gottleib has absolutely zero chance.

Instead, you could be wasting your time on Larry Brown who has actually coached a basketball game and has above a zero chance.

And ff you think hiring Doug Gottleib would bring more attention to K-State than hiring Larry Brown, you are an idiot.

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Got it. I was struggling with that but too lazy to look it up.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2372 on: March 30, 2012, 01:08:06 AM »
goEMAW(and formerly ksufans) always gets like this with coaching hires.  get on the bandwagon or get out of the way.  happened with venzy when snyder retired, huggins when he was hired, patterson when prince was fired, and to a lesser extent with frank just to keep grcoat.  (totally worth it btw.)  this time it started with pearl before we were basically told from both sides it wasn't going to happen at this time.  i've been on basically all those bandwagons too, because they are (or were at the time) pretty good candidates.

not this time friends.  i can't jump on board a bandwagon for a guy with no coaching experience at all.  risk is just too high. 

i will now go join ira's lunchtable in the corner.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2373 on: March 30, 2012, 01:14:07 AM »
the mods are super feisty today.  they're not just pi'ing, they're modding while pi'ing.

also, steve dave, did you talk to Dennis?


NO! Pretended to talk on my phone while I texted the other mods  :ohno:

You didn't text me.  Am I not a mod?   Do you hate me because I am in love with Doug? 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2374 on: March 30, 2012, 01:16:02 AM »
I'd prefer a Gottleib circus to a Tad Boyle snorefest.

then stop naysaying! Goodness.

Goodness! I'm not naysaying. Gottlieb just has no chance. It's like calling for Stuart Scott or Chris Berman or Kevin Keitzman to be our next coach.

Why waste the effort?