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Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2225 on: March 29, 2012, 09:24:34 PM »
If it is Boyle or wojo...

I swear to god..

I don't even.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2226 on: March 29, 2012, 09:25:04 PM »
John, Doug, and the Animal are probably video chatting right now!
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2227 on: March 29, 2012, 09:32:36 PM »
i'm going to put on my over-analyzing shoes and say that it is a GOOD thing that doug has been silent on twitter since all this stuff started today.

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today is plyo day for him, Im guessing hes a little bit winded.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2230 on: March 29, 2012, 09:39:14 PM »
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2231 on: March 29, 2012, 09:40:27 PM »
"Our coach is in so much better shape than your's and probably better smelling too" Warm up the shirt machines!
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2232 on: March 29, 2012, 09:44:09 PM »
K-State athletics would be so much more successful if they just eliminated the AD position and turned all decision-making over to goEMAW. Things would be much more transparent, as well.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2234 on: March 29, 2012, 09:56:29 PM »
But no for real guys just imagine how bonertastic it could be.


Hire the hurricane as the HC.

Hire dougie fresh as an assistant coach.

Hurricane rounds up the recruits, and dougie fresh turns them into basketball machines.

It's the birth of a glorious era.  And logically we could probably net both of them for under 2.5 mil.


Good god I have a raging broner just thinking about it.
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Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2235 on: March 29, 2012, 09:57:18 PM »
We may need to add a new name. Stevens. Smoke
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2236 on: March 29, 2012, 09:58:30 PM »
Smoke, my ass

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2237 on: March 29, 2012, 09:59:18 PM »
nuh uh. he didnt even make it into the above the line group  :blank:

I would still choose Hurricane or Dougie anyway

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2238 on: March 29, 2012, 10:00:01 PM »
Doug Gottlieb scratches his balls harder than Stevens does whatever with basketball. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2239 on: March 29, 2012, 10:00:09 PM »
would be all  :bball: if we get Gottlieb but will be all  :bawl: :barf: :chainsaw: :curse: :bang: when we hire Stank.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2240 on: March 29, 2012, 10:01:28 PM »
One day, two candidates sell themselves for the job, fat face fails, perfect jaw structure prevails.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2241 on: March 29, 2012, 10:01:42 PM »

---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway.
Pearl
GOTTLIEB!
Hurricane
Unders Gottlieb Combo
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground
Stevens
Smart
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
Stallings
quin
brown
unders alone
capel
theus
majerus
eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
sutton
wojo
collins
kruger
altman
weber
purnell
jeter
heath

Coaches are not ordered within their respective categories (to avoid bias)

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Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2242 on: March 29, 2012, 10:03:04 PM »
Stevens is in the coco
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« Reply #2243 on: March 29, 2012, 10:04:09 PM »
The judges are on crack
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2244 on: March 29, 2012, 10:04:41 PM »
Stevens is in the coco

What is a coco?

And LOL at Stevens.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2245 on: March 29, 2012, 10:05:34 PM »
does that combo have undy as the head with doug assisting, or the other way round?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2246 on: March 29, 2012, 10:07:39 PM »
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OK so source is A+ since it is high placed university official

Not in any public remarks but in a private conversation I was privy to

New BBHC hope by Tues at the latest. Up to big $ if necessary. Hinted at mid-major with proven track record. Seemed that assistants were not in the equation. Not just 1-2 years success but "multiple".

Also - still may be more than one candidate at this point.

Final bit - based on last year, (and a job opening I never saw on this board was mentioned) AD was ready to be ready probably since B12 tournament.

In the words of Mike Myers as a Jewish mother - discuss!!!!

 :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2247 on: March 29, 2012, 10:08:43 PM »
SO HELP ME rough ridin' CHRIST IF WE HIRE A GUY WHO NU PASSED ON (Sutton), Boyle, Any other mid major rough ridin' loser I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND BURN ALL OF YOUR HOUSES DOWN

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2248 on: March 29, 2012, 10:09:43 PM »
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OK so source is A+ since it is high placed university official

Not in any public remarks but in a private conversation I was privy to

New BBHC hope by Tues at the latest. Up to big $ if necessary. Hinted at mid-major with proven track record. Seemed that assistants were not in the equation. Not just 1-2 years success but "multiple".

Also - still may be more than one candidate at this point.

Final bit - based on last year, (and a job opening I never saw on this board was mentioned) AD was ready to be ready probably since B12 tournament.

In the words of Mike Myers as a Jewish mother - discuss!!!!

 :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:

Well, I'm loading my lighter fluid into the car.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2249 on: March 29, 2012, 10:10:54 PM »
Humorous statements aside, Gottlieb would not recruit well.