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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2175 on: March 29, 2012, 07:07:26 PM »
I had no idea that any one of those people was Jewish.  Weird.




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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2176 on: March 29, 2012, 07:10:16 PM »
#SederPAK

I'll even buy the first round of He'Brew!
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« Reply #2177 on: March 29, 2012, 07:20:07 PM »
Wow, there are no better bbs'ers on earth. None.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2178 on: March 29, 2012, 07:21:06 PM »
Doug, if you truly love us, tug your right ear tonight on broadcast.

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« Reply #2179 on: March 29, 2012, 07:24:27 PM »
"it's Boyles" Meltdown begin.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2180 on: March 29, 2012, 07:26:58 PM »
Gottlieb just seems like he would be one great 'cruiter.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2181 on: March 29, 2012, 07:31:34 PM »
Just emailed John rough ridin' currie like he's never rough ridin' been emailed before.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2182 on: March 29, 2012, 07:34:08 PM »
Good evening John. As a life time wildcat, and a 5th generation wildcat, there is no doubt I love my 'Cats more than life itself.
I was dissapointed that we pushed Martin out, but he was a psychopathic, blubbering idiot. He was one freakout away from first degree murder charges.
Let's be "frank" here, we all know that fans don't have a say, but that shouldn't be the case. Every goddam wildcat out there, from the plains of Kansas, to the mountains of Switzerland, knows Doug Gottlieb, would be the best damn hire the world has ever set it's eyes on. go read the story on him in The Mercury, and youtube his basketball analysis, and tell me heh wouldn't be the best x's and o's hire, as well as a hell of a recruiter. Who the hell that plays basketball hasn't watched hours and hours of doug gottlieb. HS players would be falling over themselves to come to Manhattan.
Do the right thing here, and hire him. He's said he wants us, and we want him, so make the magic happen, and hire him. Hire him for every wheat farmer out there, who wants nothing more to come in from a day in the cold and watch his cats basketball team win another thriller in bramlage over top 10 KU.
Do it John.
Do it.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2183 on: March 29, 2012, 07:36:50 PM »
You  guys need to be pushing Orlando not Doug yet.  Orlando, and if that fails then Doug.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2184 on: March 29, 2012, 07:37:23 PM »
Mr. Currie,

I find it unlikely that you will ever read this message, but in the case that you do, let me make this brief.

Doug Gottlieb.  Head coach; asst. coach; director of basketball operations; towel boy... I don't care which position.  Pay the man and put him in purple. 

I'm not going to insult you by explaining why Gottlieb would be a great addition, because I know you know the importance of brand recognition and a national image.

Doug Gottlieb.  I'll donate $500 to get him here and I'm as broke as Jamar Samuels.

That is all.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2185 on: March 29, 2012, 07:38:57 PM »
1 gottlieb
2 hurricane
3 underwood/gottlieb
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« Reply #2186 on: March 29, 2012, 07:41:06 PM »
Go to Shulz too. Good work team.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2187 on: March 29, 2012, 07:41:06 PM »
mods, pls add _FAN to the list, a townie favorite for sure


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #2188 on: March 29, 2012, 07:41:17 PM »
gottlieb would be too good to be true.  far too good for K-State.

we have this in front of us. he is begging for the job.  BEGGING. and I guarantee our administration shits it down their leg and hires Doc Sadler v. 2.  WE MUST HAVE THIS!

You're getting pumped about hiring an ESPN analyst with no head coaching experience (even at the high school level)?  Awesome.

every post you make is more Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) than the last.  it is amazing.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2189 on: March 29, 2012, 07:43:27 PM »


Who would have thought we could get even more adorable?  :crossfingers:
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« Reply #2190 on: March 29, 2012, 07:43:35 PM »
_FAN, if you were head coach (or Doug's or Hurricane's assistant) would you still post here?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2191 on: March 29, 2012, 07:53:51 PM »


Who would have thought we could get even more adorable?  :crossfingers:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2192 on: March 29, 2012, 07:58:17 PM »
God i've already forgot all about Frank. What an upgrade.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2193 on: March 29, 2012, 08:04:37 PM »
God i've already forgot all about Frank. What an upgrade.
Who? That guy with the neckbrace?
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2194 on: March 29, 2012, 08:16:36 PM »
God i've already forgot all about Frank. What an upgrade.
Who? That guy with the neckbrace?

naw, the guy with the tan.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2195 on: March 29, 2012, 08:19:54 PM »
Just e-mailed Currie and the animal.  We need to get this Doug idea off the ground quick.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2196 on: March 29, 2012, 08:19:56 PM »
God i've already forgot all about Frank. What an upgrade.
Who? That guy with the neckbrace?

naw, the guy with the tan.

Which one?
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2197 on: March 29, 2012, 08:24:57 PM »
I would be fine with Gottlieb as an assistant, but definitely not as head coach. You guys do realize he has absolutely zero coaching experience? Not even as an assistant.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2198 on: March 29, 2012, 08:28:16 PM »
I would be fine with Gottlieb as an assistant, but definitely not as head coach. You guys do realize he has absolutely zero coaching experience? Not even as an assistant.

eff off.  This is the Doug Gottlieb for HC appreciation thread.  Go see if you can't tuck your shirt in some more and side part your hair more crisply.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring front runner doug gottleib)
« Reply #2199 on: March 29, 2012, 08:30:29 PM »
I would be fine with Gottlieb as an assistant, but definitely not as head coach. You guys do realize he has absolutely zero coaching experience? Not even as an assistant.
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