Coaching Search Master Thread (now featuring worst possible choice oscar weber)

[kso_FAN]

Not yet discussed: If the right way did things the right way it would look like this!

[Skipper44]

super elite insidery sources are indicating that currie already has his guy and we'll know in seven (7) days

Why would he wait seven days? Contract?

isn't there some kind of minimum time a vacancy has to be open and posted before it can be filled?  Wasn't this part of the reason Tim fired Wooly in the tunnel after he lost in the P66?

[steve dave]

super elite insidery sources are indicating that currie already has his guy and we'll know in seven (7) days

Why would he wait seven days? Contract?

KY is still playing..... 

[OregonSmock]

super elite insidery sources are indicating that currie already has his guy and we'll know in seven (7) days

rough ridin' Tad

No way, will be all sorts of  if this is true...

You'll be pissed if you hire a guy who owned Frank in three head-to-head matchups, out-recruited Frank while at Colorado, and won more games than Frank in the past two years?  Wow... talk about an irrational fanbase.

[kso_FAN]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

[OregonSmock]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Yeah, so let's just write off a 30-6 Elite Eight season at Kent F*cking State and the fact that Heath just won Big East COY.  Awesome.

[GoodForAnother]

super elite insidery sources are indicating that currie already has his guy and we'll know in seven (7) days

Why would he wait seven days? Contract?

KY is still playing..... 

my sources indicate that what sd says is true

[Stupid Fitz]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Yeah, so let's just write off a 30-6 Elite Eight season at Kent F*cking State and the fact that Heath just won Big East COY.  Awesome.

Yes Beems we know KU would write him off too. Because he sucks.

[kso_FAN]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Yeah, so let's just write off a 30-6 Elite Eight season at Kent F*cking State and the fact that Heath just won Big East COY.  Awesome.

He's had 2 conference seasons (out of 10) with above .500 records in BCS league play. 5 times (out of 10) he's finished under .500 overall.

Impressive.

[Ira Hayes]

Larry's warming up his humor for the interview circuit.   

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Just talking w/coaching legend Larry Brown, & while discussing KU practicing something, he goes: "Practice?? We're talking about practice??"

[OregonSmock]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Yeah, so let's just write off a 30-6 Elite Eight season at Kent F*cking State and the fact that Heath just won Big East COY.  Awesome.

He's had 2 conference seasons (out of 10) with above .500 records in BCS league play. 5 times (out of 10) he's finished under .500 overall.

Impressive.

Arkansas was an absolute mess when Heath took over.  So was South Florida.  But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

[steve dave]

Man, if we land the Hurricane it will be so fun 

[michigancat]

But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

Neither were a big deal beems. Please stop repeating them.

[ksupamplemousse]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Boom! If I wanted a conference record that looks like that, I would hire Rosie O'Donnell.

[kso_FAN]

Arkansas was an absolute mess when Heath took over.  So was South Florida.  But hey, go ahead and keep taking everything out of context and pretending like taking Kent State to an Elite Eight and winning Big East COY isn't a big deal. 

 

[michigancat]

Man, if we land the Hurricane it will be so fun 

oh crap yeah. I bet he wears sweatsuits to everything.

[steve dave]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Boom! If I wanted a conference record that looks like that, I would hire Rosie O'Donnell.

lol wut.  this made me laugh a lot out of dumbfoundedness

[steve dave]

[michigancat]

[Stupid Fitz]

Still have no idea who Hurricane is but I love the name and if the judges like him, I am in. Plus, who better than The Hurricane to coach in the OOD. Photoshoppers will have a blast. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Man, if we land the Hurricane it will be so fun 

oh crap yeah. I bet he wears sweatsuits to everything.

I bet he schedules the Washington Generals to scrimmage the team at Midnight Madness.

[LickNeckey]

Man, if we land the Hurricane it will be so fun 

oh crap yeah. I bet he wears sweatsuits to everything.

this would make me so 

[j rake]

why is gottlieb not on the list?

a) not qualified
b) you're not interested
c) you're convinced he's not interested

[michigancat]

Man, if we land the Hurricane it will be so fun 

oh crap yeah. I bet he wears sweatsuits to everything.

I bet he schedules the Washington Generals to scrimmage the team at Midnight Madness.

I hope he comes into his press conference wearing a bow tie and a mother rough ridin' top hat....



LIKE A BOSS!!!

[ksupamplemousse]

_Fan inexplicably left off Heath's Elite Eight run at Kent State.  Dude just won Big East COY and he recruited some really good talent to Arkansas.  Do your own research, hater.

Yeah, because mid-majors coaches that make 1 year glory runs have constantly proven to be can't miss coaches. His BCS record speaks for itself.

Boom! If I wanted a conference record that looks like that, I would hire Rosie O'Donnell.

lol wut.  this made me laugh a lot out of dumbfoundedness

Just trying to come up with something equally as stupid and outlandish as Beems Stan Heath infatuation