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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1300 on: March 28, 2012, 02:13:55 PM »
LOL.  There's a better chance of Larry Brown becoming KU's Director of Basketball Operations than there is of him becoming K-State's next head coach.

Somebody's worried.

:ksu:


Worried?  Why would I be worried?  I'm TSC to the bone.  Tad Boyle would be a homerun for K-State, you guys just can't get over the fact that he's not Frank or Pearl.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1301 on: March 28, 2012, 02:14:46 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway (AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT ALSO IN THE BOTTOM GROUP).

Pearl
Theus
Capel
Unders
Gaudio
Brown
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground

eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
sutton
wojo
collins
kruger
altman
weber

are the candidates in any particular order within their respective region?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1302 on: March 28, 2012, 02:15:03 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway (AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT ALSO IN THE BOTTOM GROUP).

Pearl
Theus
Capel
Unders
Gaudio
Brown
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground

eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
sutton
wojo
collins
kruger
altman
weber

are the candidates in any particular order within their respective region?

nope

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« Reply #1303 on: March 28, 2012, 02:15:58 PM »
I am 100% for the hire of Josh Pastner.  He would be number one on my big board and would give him a very high salary.  He is at $1.7 mil now with Memphis.  I would think $2.3 mil with upwards of $3 mil after incentive bonuses, would be easily acceptable for him.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1304 on: March 28, 2012, 02:16:49 PM »
someone needs to shut up KellyinVegasTuck
this. she is a rough ridin' respect.

BACK OFF Kelly in Vegas. Seriously, dude. :curse:
:dubious:
Kelly will be #TeamFrank till the day she dies. Just cause frank was tweeting non-stop and inviting her places in Miami during the football game. Frank was trying to put in work in the off season if you know what I mean? What a horrible person frank turned out to be.

I think Tucks worship her. We dont need their idol babbling about not wanting oscar Pearl all day. Just have ok cat start throwing insults again.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1305 on: March 28, 2012, 02:18:31 PM »
Can you imagine how oddly specific Larry's contract would be? A contract that ends July 31st, 2014? The contract is only good if he hires Pearl as an assistant coach? Would be so great.

I will write it on a napkin pro bono.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1306 on: March 28, 2012, 02:19:05 PM »
bitb's list made me want to  :goodbyecruelworld:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1307 on: March 28, 2012, 02:19:14 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway (AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT ALSO IN THE BOTTOM GROUP).

Pearl
Theus
Capel
Unders
Gaudio
Brown
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground

eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
sutton
wojo
collins
kruger
altman
weber

are the candidates in any particular order within their respective region?

nope

I haven't had a chance to comment how mad I am at you for throwing Mojo in the dumpster fire group.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1308 on: March 28, 2012, 02:20:13 PM »
If they were in order wojo would probably be at the bottom of the dumpster fire with jank and henson

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1309 on: March 28, 2012, 02:20:20 PM »
no Danny Manning? think about it- we'd beat KU every year  :fatty:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1310 on: March 28, 2012, 02:20:44 PM »
I would take Gottleebs.  Like right now.  jrake, call him next.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1311 on: March 28, 2012, 02:20:44 PM »



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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1312 on: March 28, 2012, 02:21:03 PM »
someone needs to shut up KellyinVegasTuck
this. she is a rough ridin' respect.

BACK OFF Kelly in Vegas. Seriously, dude. :curse:
:dubious:
Kelly will be #TeamFrank till the day she dies. Just cause frank was tweeting non-stop and inviting her places in Miami during the football game. Frank was trying to put in work in the off season if you know what I mean? What a horrible person frank turned out to be.

I think Tucks worship her. We dont need their idol babbling about not wanting oscar Pearl all day. Just have ok cat start throwing insults again.
They do, it's pathetic. I knew her in college, sweet girl, but stop worshiping the groud she walks on you dumb eff tucks. Just cause you agree with her, doesn't mean she's going to bang you. Kinda like the nerd of the group that says: "Come on guys, she's more then a stripper, be nice". It's like "Hey dork, she's not going to bang you, so you don't have to kiss her ass".

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1313 on: March 28, 2012, 02:21:40 PM »
no Danny Manning? think about it- we'd beat KU every year  :fatty:



He's the lead candidate at Tulsa.  Also, I thought you guys hated him.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1314 on: March 28, 2012, 02:23:09 PM »
Can you imagine how oddly specific Larry's contract would be? A contract that ends July 31st, 2014? The contract is only good if he hires Pearl as an assistant coach? Would be so great.

I will write it on a napkin pro bono.
Don't mix up the files. I don't want you losing KC Radio Broadcasters salaries.
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Re: hireJoshPastner.com
« Reply #1315 on: March 28, 2012, 02:23:18 PM »
I am 100% for the hire of Josh Pastner.  He would be number one on my big board and would give him a very high salary.  He is at $1.7 mil now with Memphis.  I would think $2.3 mil with upwards of $3 mil after incentive bonuses, would be easily acceptable for him.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1316 on: March 28, 2012, 02:23:51 PM »
no Danny Manning? think about it- we'd beat KU every year  :fatty:



He's the lead candidate at Tulsa.  Also, I thought you guys hated him.


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would take him for losery Ted Boyles I guess

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1317 on: March 28, 2012, 02:24:12 PM »
no Danny Manning? think about it- we'd beat KU every year  :fatty:



He's the lead candidate at Tulsa.  Also, I thought you guys hated him.


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would take! TSC!

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1318 on: March 28, 2012, 02:24:30 PM »
Could we hire Pearl as DOBO or something under Brown for the next two years?  Like, Brown, Unders, Assaley, Lamont staff with a Pearl DOBO? 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1319 on: March 28, 2012, 02:25:21 PM »
Tad Boyle, Larry Eustachy, Scott Sutton, Brad Underwood - take your pick.  I think Boyle would be a great hire.

Love how KU fans always suggest we hire horrible coaches. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1320 on: March 28, 2012, 02:25:38 PM »
Could we hire Pearl as DOBO or something under Brown for the next two years?  Like, Brown, Unders, Assaley, Lamont staff with a Pearl DOBO? 

OH MAN. :sdeek:

But replace Assaley with Forbes.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1321 on: March 28, 2012, 02:26:21 PM »
bitb's list made me want to  :goodbyecruelworld:

lemme guess

1. Undy
2. Jank
3. Henson

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« Reply #1322 on: March 28, 2012, 02:27:32 PM »
I am 100% for the hire of Josh Pastner.  He would be number one on my big board and would give him a very high salary.  He is at $1.7 mil now with Memphis.  I would think $2.3 mil with upwards of $3 mil after incentive bonuses, would be easily acceptable for him.

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hey, nice football-related sig, combofan. :dubious:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1323 on: March 28, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »
If they were in order wojo would probably be at the bottom of the dumpster fire with jank and henson

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1324 on: March 28, 2012, 02:30:40 PM »
In Kelis' live chat, it was mentioned the Eustachy asked to be considered, and he was mushed.