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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1275 on: March 28, 2012, 02:00:27 PM »
Love the idea of Larry Brown HC w/ oscar Pearl as a stud assistant/HCIW. :sdeek:

This has to be it, right?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1276 on: March 28, 2012, 02:01:30 PM »
someone needs to shut up KellyinVegasTuck
this. she is a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

BACK OFF Kelly in Vegas. Seriously, dude. :curse:
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1277 on: March 28, 2012, 02:02:31 PM »
Could Pearl recruit as an assistant?  :dunno:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1278 on: March 28, 2012, 02:02:46 PM »
Someone print 5,000 pamphlets for the tucks with this picture of Larry Brown on the front and all his accolades on the back (bold the part about being all racist about practice on Allen Iverson).



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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1279 on: March 28, 2012, 02:03:13 PM »
Larry Brown coached a total of 7 years in college.  Went to the NCAA tourney every year.  Never lost a first round game.  Went to 3 final fours.  Won one championship.

Seems pretty good.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1280 on: March 28, 2012, 02:03:24 PM »
Can you imagine how oddly specific Larry's contract would be? A contract that ends July 31st, 2014? The contract is only good if he hires Pearl as an assistant coach? Would be so great.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1281 on: March 28, 2012, 02:03:41 PM »
someone needs to shut up KellyinVegasTuck
this. she is a rough ridin' respect.

BACK OFF Kelly in Vegas. Seriously, dude. :curse:
:dubious:
Kelly will be #TeamFrank till the day she dies. Just cause frank was tweeting non-stop and inviting her places in Miami during the football game. Frank was trying to put in work in the off season if you know what I mean? What a horrible person frank turned out to be.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1282 on: March 28, 2012, 02:04:14 PM »
Could Pearl recruit as an assistant?  :dunno:

I'm pretty sure he can't. I'm also pretty sure I don't care.

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Re: hireJoshPastner.com
« Reply #1283 on: March 28, 2012, 02:04:39 PM »
:lol: its a better job than ours

Conference USA, and then the Big East before it implodes?  Pfft.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1284 on: March 28, 2012, 02:05:03 PM »
someone needs to shut up KellyinVegasTuck
this. she is a rough ridin' respect. :flush:

so you guys are all just coming to the realization that someone who shows off her bangin bod (hipsterrunoff reference) for money isn't the smartest person in the world? 

I think that's pretty smart actually.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1285 on: March 28, 2012, 02:05:21 PM »
Why are people talking about a stripper in vegas?  Who is this person?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1286 on: March 28, 2012, 02:05:47 PM »
someone needs to shut up KellyinVegasTuck
this. she is a rough ridin' respect.

BACK OFF Kelly in Vegas. Seriously, dude. :curse:
:dubious:
Kelly will be #TeamFrank till the day she dies. Just cause frank was tweeting non-stop and inviting her places in Miami during the football game. Frank was trying to put in work in the off season if you know what I mean? What a horrible person frank turned out to be.

She probably wouldn't still be #TeamFrank if Marty had checked her temperature.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1287 on: March 28, 2012, 02:07:42 PM »
steve dave: add weber to the "burn it down" list tia

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1288 on: March 28, 2012, 02:08:09 PM »
Gootlieb is IN!

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bradley B<[email protected]>
Date: Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Subject: Fwd: K-State Job
To: Kyle L <[email protected]>

Haha
Bradley B
Sent from the Resolutionary NEW iPad.

Begin forwarded message:
From: Dan XXXXXXXX <[email protected]>
Date: March 28, 2012 1:56:35 PM CDT
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>, " Zachary" <[email protected]>
Cc: Kevin Hxxxxxxxx <[email protected]>
Subject: FW: RE: K-State Job
Start the rumors on GP.com
 
From: Kevin Hxxxxxxx [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 1:50 PM
To: Dan Hxxxxxxx; Zxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: RE: K-State Job
 
There you have it . . .
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Doug Gottlieb Show" <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 28, 2012 1:44 PM
Subject: RE: K-State Job
To: "Kevin Hxxxxxxx" <[email protected]>
Of course I would love to coach at KSU.
Feel free
 
From: Kevin Hxxxxxxx[mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 10:30 PM
To: Doug Gottlieb Show
Subject: K-State Job
 
Any interest in the job?  I'm gonna go ahead and start the rumor whether you want it or not.
Kevin
Overland Park, KS


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1289 on: March 28, 2012, 02:09:02 PM »
LOL.  There's a better chance of Larry Brown becoming KU's Director of Basketball Operations than there is of him becoming K-State's next head coach. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1290 on: March 28, 2012, 02:10:05 PM »
#BrownforKSU

#WhatBrownCanDoForKSU


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1291 on: March 28, 2012, 02:10:13 PM »
not now mikey, we are busy solving the ksu coaching issue with our genius brown/pearl power combo

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1292 on: March 28, 2012, 02:10:13 PM »
OMG.  I would love Gottleib.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1293 on: March 28, 2012, 02:10:40 PM »
LOL.  There's a better chance of Larry Brown becoming KU's Director of Basketball Operations than there is of him becoming K-State's next head coach.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1294 on: March 28, 2012, 02:10:59 PM »
Tad Boyle, Larry Eustachy, Scott Sutton, Brad Underwood - take your pick.  I think Boyle would be a great hire.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1295 on: March 28, 2012, 02:11:12 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway (AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT ALSO IN THE BOTTOM GROUP).

Pearl
Theus
Capel
Unders
Gaudio
Brown
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground

eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
sutton
wojo
collins
kruger
altman
weber

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1296 on: March 28, 2012, 02:11:41 PM »
OMG.  I would love Gottleib.
if we can't get Pearl, we better call up Gottlieb. The guy is EMAW to the bone, a definite SLTH.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1297 on: March 28, 2012, 02:11:55 PM »
LOL.  There's a better chance of Larry Brown becoming KU's Director of Basketball Operations than there is of him becoming K-State's next head coach.

Somebody's worried.

:ksu:

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1298 on: March 28, 2012, 02:12:22 PM »
Doug G. HC (Interim)

Pearl (HCIW)


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1299 on: March 28, 2012, 02:12:56 PM »
Christmas Come Early !!!

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