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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1175 on: March 28, 2012, 11:59:12 AM »
Would also take, but would like to try for a homerun hire (mack, pastner) and then swing for an rbi like Wojkxdjghjkxdbhski

ESPN would love Wojo.

I mean, just say it..."Coach Wojo".  It would be so endearing.  He's young, has a great pedigree, Dickie V would slobber all over him during some KU/KSU game.

The crowd can chant "Wojo" like those dudes chant "Mojo" in Friday Night Lights.

Just a great thought all around.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1176 on: March 28, 2012, 12:02:55 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway (AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT ALSO IN THE BOTTOM GROUP).

Pearl
Theus
Capel
Unders
Gaudio
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground

eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
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wojo
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1177 on: March 28, 2012, 12:03:22 PM »
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1178 on: March 28, 2012, 12:03:33 PM »
Would also take, but would like to try for a homerun hire (mack, pastner) and then swing for an rbi like Wojkxdjghjkxdbhski

ESPN would love Wojo.

I mean, just say it..."Coach Wojo".  It would be so endearing.  He's young, has a great pedigree, Dickie V would slobber all over him during some KU/KSU game.

The crowd can chant "Wojo" like those dudes chant "Mojo" in Friday Night Lights.

Just a great thought all around.

Looking at this thing from a standpoint of strictly nicknames, I could get behind Wojo Mojo.  But Boyle...my God.  Tadillac, Tadpole, Taddletale, Tadderoll, Tadvertising, Taddington Bear, and that's just off the top of my head.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1179 on: March 28, 2012, 12:04:20 PM »
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground
wojo

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1180 on: March 28, 2012, 12:05:09 PM »
Would also take, but would like to try for a homerun hire (mack, pastner) and then swing for an rbi like Wojkxdjghjkxdbhski

ESPN would love Wojo.

I mean, just say it..."Coach Wojo".  It would be so endearing.  He's young, has a great pedigree, Dickie V would slobber all over him during some KU/KSU game.

The crowd can chant "Wojo" like those dudes chant "Mojo" in Friday Night Lights.

Just a great thought all around.

Looking at this thing from a standpoint of strictly nicknames, I could get behind Wojo Mojo.  But Boyle...my God.  Tadillac, Tadpole, Taddletale, Tadderoll, Tadvertising, Taddington Bear, and that's just off the top of my head.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1181 on: March 28, 2012, 12:06:02 PM »

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1182 on: March 28, 2012, 12:07:05 PM »

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« Reply #1183 on: March 28, 2012, 12:07:07 PM »
Coach Frank along with Jimmy Williams have been the best additions to Josh's coaching staff that he has ever made. We were one of the best conditioned teams in the country last year.
Hiring Luke Walton was a interesting experiment, but a total failure.
Our big men did not show progress until Coach Pastner hired Jimmy Williams to work with Tarik Black and Farrahkon Hall.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1184 on: March 28, 2012, 12:08:17 PM »
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground
wojo

 :lol:

if they hired that little crap I would come out of the stands and boot him in the balls the first time he slapped the OOD floor

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1185 on: March 28, 2012, 12:08:35 PM »
Would also take, but would like to try for a homerun hire (mack, pastner) and then swing for an rbi like Wojkxdjghjkxdbhski

ESPN would love Wojo.

I mean, just say it..."Coach Wojo".  It would be so endearing.  He's young, has a great pedigree, Dickie V would slobber all over him during some KU/KSU game.

The crowd can chant "Wojo" like those dudes chant "Mojo" in Friday Night Lights.

Just a great thought all around.

Looking at this thing from a standpoint of strictly nicknames, I could get behind Wojo Mojo.  But Boyle...my God.  Tadillac, Tadpole, Taddletale, Tadderoll, Tadvertising, Taddington Bear, and that's just off the top of my head.

"Get better everyday, even if just a Tad"

Taddeus, Tad to the Bone, Behaving Tadly
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1186 on: March 28, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Cronin
Pastner
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces. KState should still contact and throw money at everyone above this line anyway (AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT ALSO IN THE BOTTOM GROUP).

Pearl
Theus
Capel
Unders
Gaudio
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down. below this line and I burn this site, everyone on it and the OOD to the ground

eustachy
jank
henson
marshall
boyle
fox
sutton
wojo
collins
kruger

I demand a recount.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1187 on: March 28, 2012, 12:09:31 PM »
I demand a recount.

The judges are pretty good around here.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1188 on: March 28, 2012, 12:13:49 PM »
Tadius = D/2
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1189 on: March 28, 2012, 12:15:52 PM »
i suggested wojo, therefore steve dave doesn't want him.

such bullshit. #slapthefloor

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1190 on: March 28, 2012, 12:17:03 PM »
i suggested wojo, therefore steve dave doesn't want him.

such bullshit. #slapthefloor

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1191 on: March 28, 2012, 12:18:30 PM »
i suggested wojo, therefore steve dave doesn't want him.

such bullshit. #slapthefloor


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1192 on: March 28, 2012, 12:19:03 PM »
#slapthefloor

that is a helluva hashtag if goEMAW ever wants to make the twitter push.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1193 on: March 28, 2012, 12:19:52 PM »
Wojo would be a disaster you retards (GOOD CALL JUDGES).

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1194 on: March 28, 2012, 12:21:20 PM »
#slapthefloor

that is a helluva hashtag if goEMAW ever wants to make the twitter push.

Wojo would be an amazing hire. We could continue that great player/coach/history exchange thing between us and Duke. Just like UNC and KU except better and way cooler.


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1195 on: March 28, 2012, 12:22:06 PM »
Wojo would be a disaster you retards (GOOD CALL JUDGES).

Why?
“They said something along the lines of ‘it kind of sounds like you’d be interested in it.’ And I said ‘hell yeah I am. Why not?’” -Doug Gottlieb

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1196 on: March 28, 2012, 12:22:14 PM »
k-state needs a splashy hire. hiring a gritty, happy-to-be-here coach who will have to build his reputation locally and statewide through word of mouth isn't going to cut it. not when your school is located in the most townie town in the country where people think dillon's is a better grocery store alternative to YOUR manhattan hy-vee.

wojo is coach k's favorite player of all time. will coach k still get all the mcdonald's all-americans? yes. but rest assured that wojo will get all his sloppy seconds, sloppy seconds who just so happen to be 4-star guys with HBBIQ.

not to mention, wojo will be able to put together an all-star staff that will include trajon langdon, elton brand, etc.

#openthedoor to #slapthefloor and embrace wojo  :angry:


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1197 on: March 28, 2012, 12:22:44 PM »
Wojo would be a disaster you retards (GOOD CALL JUDGES).

Proof that stupid people do know how to use computers.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1198 on: March 28, 2012, 12:23:36 PM »
duke ass't takes head coaching job in Big XII....what could possibly go wrong?
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps, etc.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #1199 on: March 28, 2012, 12:23:54 PM »
k-state needs a splashy hire. hiring a gritty, happy-to-be-here coach who will have to build his reputation locally and statewide through word of mouth isn't going to cut it. not when your school is located in the most townie town in the country where people think dillon's is a better grocery store alternative to YOUR manhattan hy-vee.

wojo is coach k's favorite player of all time. will coach k still get all the mcdonald's all-americans? yes. but rest assured that wojo will get all his sloppy seconds, sloppy seconds who just so happen to be 4-star guys with HBBIQ.

not to mention, wojo will be able to put together an all-star staff that will include trajon langdon, elton brand, etc.

#openthedoor to #slapthefloor and embrace wojo  :angry:

I'm sold. 
“They said something along the lines of ‘it kind of sounds like you’d be interested in it.’ And I said ‘hell yeah I am. Why not?’” -Doug Gottlieb