Author Topic: Ask Dr. goEMAW: Stupid science questions your teachers never answered (Read 10265 times)

felix rex · « **on:** February 12, 2011, 01:53:36 PM »

If you ate really, really efficiently, would you still poop?

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:42:29 PM »

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:45:22 PM »

a very private schooly question.

yea, lots of waste by cells n stuff, by products of food breakdown

dr. dlew?

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:45:58 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 02:42:29 PM

yes

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:50:30 PM »

just asking the goEMAW doctor, that's all.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:16:05 PM »

If you stuffed food up your ass, would you crap out your mouth?

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:34:36 PM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on February 12, 2011, 03:16:05 PM

If you stuffed food up your ass, would you crap out your mouth?

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:55:24 PM »

The good doctor is playing CoD.

He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."

nicname · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:09:58 PM »

I think a better question might be, "If you ate in an extremely efficient manner how much poop would you produce?" Then we could all do an experiment or something. Right now I don't eat very effeciently so I poop quite a bit.

felix rex · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:18:51 PM »

I'm relieved by these answers.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:21:11 PM »

How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)

felix rex · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:29:11 PM »

And how "big" was it, relatively speaking?

nicname · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:29:58 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 04:21:11 PM

How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)

I like to think of our world like this.

There is this kid in an elementary science lab and he is stirring around what ever is going on inside his petri dish with some stick or his finger. We are in the petri dish.

felix rex · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:36:38 PM »

Quote from: Ging on February 12, 2011, 03:55:24 PM

The good doctor is playing CoD.

He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."

But why can't they engineer super-efficient foods for astronauts and road trips and whatnot?

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:41:58 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 12, 2011, 04:36:38 PM

Quote from: Ging on February 12, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
The good doctor is playing CoD.

He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."

But why can't they engineer super-efficient foods for astronauts and road trips and whatnot?

your crap isn't just food, there's dead blood cells and all other kinds of body waste in there that your liver strained out

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:42:39 PM »

Quote from: nicname on February 12, 2011, 04:29:58 PM

Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 04:21:11 PM
How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)

I like to think of our world like this.

There is this kid in an elementary science lab and he is stirring around what ever is going on inside his petri dish with some stick or his finger. We are in the petri dish.

yeah, I was looking for an answer from someone who wasn't a complete dumbass

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:43:00 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 04:41:58 PM

Quote from: felix rex on February 12, 2011, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: Ging on February 12, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
The good doctor is playing CoD.

He says, "in a perfect world, no poop. Sadly that is not the case. You would still poop."

But why can't they engineer super-efficient foods for astronauts and road trips and whatnot?

your crap isn't just food, there's dead blood cells and all other kinds of body waste in there that your liver strained out

oh, boy!!

nicname · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:48:26 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 04:42:39 PM

Quote from: nicname on February 12, 2011, 04:29:58 PM
Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 04:21:11 PM
How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)

I like to think of our world like this.

There is this kid in an elementary science lab and he is stirring around what ever is going on inside his petri dish with some stick or his finger. We are in the petri dish.

yeah, I was looking for an answer from someone who wasn't a complete dumbass

That isn't very nice steven

pike · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:56:46 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 12, 2011, 04:21:11 PM

How long was it before the big bang (answer will prolly be something lame like "time didn't exist" but I don't accept that unless it's explained to me in a way that I can understand it)

We may never know because as of now we can only trace the big bang back to the instant after it happened, not the instant it did happen or before.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:03:40 PM »

The Dr. says,"the big bang was bigger than Beiber, but not as big as the previous big bang. (Scientific American says there has likely been more than one.) And the time elapsed before the big bang was longer than it takes to read Gods and Generals."

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:08:16 PM »

Ok, when you lift weights you are ripping/tearing your muscle tissues. When they grow back, they grow back bigger etc. My question is, when do they start growing back so if I lift those muscles again I will just do damage or be counter-productive. Like, I am ripping through bicep curls, get a super important phone call from a fellow goEMAW board member, can I go back after 30-45 min?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:09:00 PM »

i always wondered if we've been through like 3 or 4 big bangs, and that in the previous big bang, ksu kats won the ncaa natl championship.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:19:14 PM »

The Dr. is out. He is drinking. Good questions everyone, keep 'em coming.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:28:26 PM »

What health risks are involved in the case of an erection lasting longer than three hours.

felix rex · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2011, 06:19:41 PM »

At what point in evolution did tails become not useful? I would love to be able to turn corners faster and have an extra prehensile limb.