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So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« on: February 09, 2011, 09:33:57 PM »
might be a little awkward, huh?  :ck:


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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 09:36:32 PM »
might be a little awkward, huh?  :ck:

Don't think we need to worry about it. Everybody I'm talking to says groundbreaking/construction has been cancelled. :dunno:



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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 09:37:39 PM »
might be a little awkward, huh?  :ck:

Don't think we need to worry about it. Everybody I'm talking to says groundbreaking/construction has been cancelled. :dunno:

BS.  I have heard it will be Unds with a Bobcat he bought in Leavenworth.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 09:39:53 PM »
might be a little awkward, huh?  :ck:

Don't think we need to worry about it. Everybody I'm talking to says groundbreaking/construction has been cancelled. :dunno:

BS.  I have heard it will be Unds with a Bobcat he bought in Leavenworth.

Just pictured Undey with a hard hat.   :fatty:

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 01:10:39 PM »
might be a little awkward, huh?  :ck:

Don't think we need to worry about it. Everybody I'm talking to says groundbreaking/construction has been cancelled. :dunno:

BS.  I have heard it will be Unds with a Bobcat he bought in Leavenworth.

Confirmos that the purchase was actually made at Purple Wave but that unds called them this week asking about their return policy. Something about the fuel pump. Sorry for the panic, boys. :blush:



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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2011, 03:02:18 PM »
might be a little awkward, huh?  :ck:

Don't think we need to worry about it. Everybody I'm talking to says groundbreaking/construction has been cancelled. :dunno:

Not what I heard..... :peek:
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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2011, 03:07:15 PM »
Don't get too excited about a ground breaking.  I have been a part of jobs that have had 3 or more ground breaking ceremonies over a period of time that can span 1, 2, or 3 years. 

Ground breaking usually means a bunch of 'tucks with gold shovels turning over a small amt of dirt for cameras, some cake, some drinks, and that is it.   The ceremony is nothing.

They are a little bit of a joke in the industry(at least the company I worked the majority of my career with).

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2011, 03:26:45 PM »
Don't get too excited about a ground breaking.  I have been a part of jobs that have had 3 or more ground breaking ceremonies over a period of time that can span 1, 2, or 3 years. 

Ground breaking usually means a bunch of 'tucks with gold shovels turning over a small amt of dirt for cameras, some cake, some drinks, and that is it.   The ceremony is nothing.

They are a little bit of a joke in the industry(at least the company I worked the majority of my career with).

You and your bros were ROLLIN at the offices, thinking about the ground breaking.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2011, 03:29:42 PM »
when we have flip-flop-pak at rick daris' place this summer we should walk over there with a shovel and some signs and have the goEMAW.com ground breaking.  seriously.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2011, 03:30:40 PM »
when some security guy walks over and asks what we are doing we just all stare at him like he's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) and say, "Ground breaking" and confuse the eff out of him.  Also, he won't do anything because we have a shovel. 

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »
I have no fewer than two shovels in my garage that started their life off painted gold and in the hands of some mayor or councilman.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2011, 03:33:07 PM »
I have no fewer than two shovels in my garage that started their life off painted gold and in the hands of some mayor or councilman.

CNS Casey, would you mind if we invited one of your shovels and possibly you to flip-flop-pak?  Shovel for sure, I'll have to get clearance from the bros on the you part.  you understand.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2011, 03:34:07 PM »
ok, just shovel

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2011, 03:35:52 PM »
ok, just shovel

Talked to my shovels.  Pretty insecure about most gold paint being worn off.  Lets just hold off on making any firm plans.  Gonna go with maybe at this point. 

I'll work on them and get back to you.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2011, 03:38:31 PM »
ok, just shovel

Talked to my shovels.  Pretty insecure about most gold paint being worn off.  Lets just hold off on making any firm plans.  Gonna go with maybe at this point. 

I'll work on them and get back to you.

Pfft, gold shovels.   I had a backhoe bucklet painted gold once.  :pops collar:

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2011, 03:39:42 PM »
ok, just shovel

Talked to my shovels.  Pretty insecure about most gold paint being worn off.  Lets just hold off on making any firm plans.  Gonna go with maybe at this point. 

I'll work on them and get back to you.

Pfft, gold shovels.   I had a backhoe bucklet painted gold once.  :pops collar:

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2011, 03:41:46 PM »
ok, just shovel

Talked to my shovels.  Pretty insecure about most gold paint being worn off.  Lets just hold off on making any firm plans.  Gonna go with maybe at this point.  

I'll work on them and get back to you.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2011, 03:51:34 PM »
OK, I'll ask them again.  No promises...

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2011, 04:12:44 PM »


Ground breaking usually means a bunch of 'tucks with gold shovels turning over a small amt of dirt for cameras, some cake, some drinks, and that is it.   The ceremony is nothing.


Drinks you say?  I could show up and embarass the entire website?!   :drink: :ck:

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2011, 04:17:08 PM »
If you were actually able to embarrass this site, I would lobby hard to have your poster designation changed to reflect your total badass status.  Maybe something along the lines of "Total Badass" or something.  That's just a working title though and may be changed before production begins.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2011, 04:19:15 PM »


Ground breaking usually means a bunch of 'tucks with gold shovels turning over a small amt of dirt for cameras, some cake, some drinks, and that is it.   The ceremony is nothing.


Drinks you say?  I could show up and embarass the entire website?!   :drink: :ck:

<---has never seen alcohol at a ground breaking.     :cry:

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
I've embarassed the rough ridin' crap out of thie site plenty.  PLENTY.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2011, 01:28:59 AM »
<---has never seen alcohol at a ground breaking.     :cry:

I usually just smell it.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2011, 09:44:18 AM »
wow. look at cnscasey and all his gold shovels.

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Re: So the ground breaking on the practice facility
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2011, 10:27:45 AM »
wow. look at cnscasey and all his gold shovels.
Luckily Pete can supply the rest of the shovels for the ground breaking pak.