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Offline CNS

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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2011, 09:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM
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Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

see my above post.
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2011, 09:43:45 AM »
Quote from: Tobias on January 31, 2011, 10:21:41 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
no crap.   idiots.

i have a couple of these


You light your candles with a light saber?

You light your candles with a futuristic dildo?
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2011, 10:18:44 AM »
I'm surprised that no one has asked Pett why he is lighting a candle?  Why?  A candle?  Really?  Is it scented?  :dunno:
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2011, 10:32:44 AM »
Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac.   idiots.

i have a couple of these


How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is. :dunno:

Then use a BBQ lighter.
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2011, 10:35:45 AM »
I'm really confused how someone who thinks lighting a candle with a candle lighter makes them look douchey and lacking testicles, but the fact that they are lighting a candle does not make them look douchey and lacking testicles.

I would suggest stop being a douche and quit worrying about whether or not you look like a douche.
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2011, 10:50:34 AM »
Candles are rough ridin' great.
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2011, 10:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Benja on February 01, 2011, 10:50:34 AM
Candles are rough ridin' great.
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2011, 12:11:36 PM »
You use candles as a source of heat or something?  :confused:
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2011, 02:10:27 PM »
I use candles to mask and burn off my poop stench.
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2011, 02:14:44 PM »
Quote from: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 02:10:27 PM
I use candles to mask and burn off my poop stench.

TMI  :runaway:
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Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2011, 03:06:56 PM »
Quote from: econocat on February 01, 2011, 02:14:44 PM
Quote from: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 02:10:27 PM
I use candles to mask and burn off my poop stench.

TMI  :runaway:

It works unbelievably well.
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