Author Topic: Lighting a candle without burning yourself. (Read 6844 times)

Pett · « **on:** January 31, 2011, 06:19:56 PM »

is this cac possible? and i'm not talking like one candle stick. I'm talking three wicks in a jar. need help with this asap. Could honestly mean life or death.

wetwillie · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:22:05 PM »

make a makeshift punk if you have to , tilt the jar, or use a long lighter.

Pett · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:24:07 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 31, 2011, 06:22:05 PM

make a makeshift punk if you have to , tilt the jar, or use a long lighter.

tilting the jar doesn't reach. made a makeshift punk and crap was out of control. almost started my own little fire. paper bursts out in flames pretty quickly.

pike · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:26:47 PM »

I use paper actually. Toss it in the sink after you light the candle

CNS · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2011, 07:12:16 PM »

turn the candle upside down, our nearly. let the flame go where it wants to naturally, up.

also should try not being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Cire · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM »

Get a effing candle lighter.

jtksu · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2011, 07:44:28 PM »

Pour a little veggie oil on the tip of a tightly wound piece of a paper. The oil will burn before the paper. Pretty much a miniature version of those sweet torches you see people make in movies. Also useful for lighting a pilot light.

Cire · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2011, 07:49:31 PM »

What the eff is wrong with you cave men?

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM

Get a effing candle lighter.

no crap. idiots.

i have a couple of these

Pett · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM

Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is.

Cire · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:11:18 PM »

Jfc they are fantastic

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:13:29 PM »

Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM

Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is.

then burn your dumbass fingers.

Pett · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:12:47 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:13:29 PM

Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is.
then burn your dumbass fingers.

they're smart fingers.

pike · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:17:22 PM »

Psh a candle lighter. Maybe if i found one in a garage sale

Pete · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:20:50 PM »

Quote from: pike on January 31, 2011, 09:17:22 PM

Psh a candle lighter. Maybe if i found one in a garage sale

A Canadian guy I know likes to use them when smoking from water pipes.

Tobias · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2011, 10:21:41 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM

no crap. idiots.

i have a couple of these

You light your candles with a light saber?

pike · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2011, 11:27:36 PM »

Quote from: Pete on January 31, 2011, 09:20:50 PM

Quote from: pike on January 31, 2011, 09:17:22 PM
Psh a candle lighter. Maybe if i found one in a garage sale

A Canadian guy I know likes to use them when smoking from water pipes.

Hmm now there's an idea

Pett · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM »

*REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

pike · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2011, 11:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM

*REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

Paper i already told you

Pett · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:22:10 AM »

Quote from: pike on January 31, 2011, 11:59:22 PM

Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM
*REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

Paper i already told you

Yes! But it goes up in flames in less than a second. Then I lose it!

Cire · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:41:55 AM »

How do do you live?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:49:18 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on January 31, 2011, 07:44:28 PM

Pour a little veggie oil on the tip of a tightly wound piece of a paper. The oil will burn before the paper. Pretty much a miniature version of those sweet torches you see people make in movies. Also useful for lighting a pilot light.

yeah. because the ridiculously poor and non aware college student pettMD (medical doctor) who doesn't even know what a candle lighter is, is obviously going to have some vegetable oil just laying around waiting to be used. mac n cheese, a frozen pizza and margarine instead of butter only i'm guessing. maybe a can of soup if he's lucky. i swear, it's like why even bother on here sometimes.

michigancat · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:52:56 AM »

Could he light a ramen package on fire and drop it in the candle? Maybe break it into two pieces if it doesn't fit?

michigancat · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:53:48 AM »

Come to think of it, who needs candles when you can just light ramen on fire?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2011, 07:59:40 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 01, 2011, 07:53:48 AM

Come to think of it, who needs candles when you can just light ramen on fire?

ramen on fire would be a good name for a band.

"hey you wanna go see grace potter in the festival tent over by the campground or ramen on fire on the sundown stage?".
"neither. i've gotta go look for molly over on shakedown street."
"alright. later."