Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC

[Emo EMAW]

In the movie Jarhead, in the scene where they are going to finally get to shoot something...so allegedly 750 elite Iraqi military personnel are dug in to Airfield al Jaber in Kuwait.  But, they apparently couldn't spare a man to keep an eye on the miles of flat desert surrounding the airfield.   Suuuuuuuuure.

[420seriouscat69]

I put this in the scarface thread, but I thought I'd put it here too, until I get some goddamn answers!

Scarface: Question? When they hung that dude from the helicopter and he was just dangling from the landing stubs, what did they do with him? They're in Bolivia, there's no ocean around. Did they cut the rope? How did they land? smdh.

[star seed 7]

Probably did whatever they want

[Dugout DickStone]

Not the right thread, but he climbed onto the landing skids, got on top

[Emo EMAW]

In the movie Mr & Mrs Smith, apparently two assassins unwittingly married each other.  As if each organization wouldn't research the eff out of the future spouse of the other.  Doesn't pass the sniff test to me.  Also, Jane Smith is really Jewish?  Pffft. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

In the movie Mr & Mrs Smith, apparently two assassins unwittingly married each other.  As if each organization wouldn't research the eff out of the future spouse of the other.  Doesn't pass the sniff test to me.  Also, Jane Smith is really Jewish?  Pffft.

They were such good spies that when they were researched only their fake alias came up in the search.

[Emo EMAW]

In the movie Mr & Mrs Smith, apparently two assassins unwittingly married each other.  As if each organization wouldn't research the eff out of the future spouse of the other.  Doesn't pass the sniff test to me.  Also, Jane Smith is really Jewish?  Pffft.

They were such good spies that when they were researched only their fake alias came up in the search.

C'mon, bush league research.  Even to be a Marine or something I got a phone call from a guy to talk about my friend.  Also, they apparently didn't even research the parents (her dad at the wedding was a paid actor).

[yoga-like_abana]

In the movie Mr & Mrs Smith, apparently two assassins unwittingly married each other.  As if each organization wouldn't research the eff out of the future spouse of the other.  Doesn't pass the sniff test to me.  Also, Jane Smith is really Jewish?  Pffft.

They were such good spies that when they were researched only their fake alias came up in the search.

Or were they both that bad at being spies?

[Mrs. Gooch]

In the movie Mr & Mrs Smith, apparently two assassins unwittingly married each other.  As if each organization wouldn't research the eff out of the future spouse of the other.  Doesn't pass the sniff test to me.  Also, Jane Smith is really Jewish?  Pffft.

They were such good spies that when they were researched only their fake alias came up in the search.

Or were they both that bad at being spies?

Well I would think their respective spy organizations would be doing the research, not them personally.

[Emo EMAW]

Red Dawn:  the kids don't grow any facial hair even tho they are living in the mountains for many months.

[Kat Kid]

Kind of related so here we go...

Ed Harris' character in Apollo 13 retires and becomes the MIB in Westworld.  Wow!

[Brock Landers]

Red Dawn:  the kids don't grow any facial hair even tho they are living in the mountains for many months.

My Red Dawn DVD has a great deleted scenes section that includes Jed giving everyone shaving lessons.

[Emo EMAW]

Red Dawn:  the kids don't grow any facial hair even tho they are living in the mountains for many months.

My Red Dawn DVD has a great deleted scenes section that includes Jed giving everyone shaving lessons.

This is why you have to be very aware on the cutting room floor.  (also wow that's a great did-you-know)

[Tobias]

Red Dawn:  the kids don't grow any facial hair even tho they are living in the mountains for many months.

if they're a 'bias this is not a plot hole

[Shooter Jones]

In Happy Gilmore, when he tries to go to his happy place on Sunday of the tour championship and shooter kisses his girl and mom, he gets mad and starts hacking at his ball. He takes 5 swings, and hits the ball in the water on his 5th. Say that was his drive that landed there, he would have to drop 7 and be hitting 8. Even if he holes that out on a par 5, he drops 3 shots. But he cards a bogey somehow, to only drop one shot and keep hope alive in chasing shooter.

What an unrealistic movie and a crock of crap that scene is.

[Emo EMAW]

Bias alert!

[Tobias]

'sup

[Cartierfor3]

In Independence Day they use an apple computer to give a virus to an alien computer but apples aren't compattable with any other operating system

[kso_FAN]

In Independence Day they use an apple computer to give a virus to an alien computer but apples aren't compattable with any other operating system

Any other earthly operating system...

[Pete]

In Independence Day they use an apple computer to give a virus to an alien computer but apples aren't compattable with any other operating system

Any other earthly operating system...

Hmmmmmmm

[Mrs. Gooch]

In Independence Day they use an apple computer to give a virus to an alien computer but apples aren't compattable with any other operating system

See #8...
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=86828

[Dugout DickStone]

Hacksaw Ridge.  The Japanese would simply cut the rope net that the army guys climb

[420seriouscat69]

Hacksaw Ridge.  The Japanese would simply cut the rope net that the army guys climb

That's a lot of rope tho and their base was underneath it, so they'd just shoot up at them.

[Dugout DickStone]

Hacksaw Ridge.  The Japanese would simply cut the rope net that the army guys climb

That's a lot of rope tho and their base was underneath it, so they'd just shoot up at them.

They all carry swords.  crap, just put grenades under it or dump some gas on it and light on fire.

It was literally the army's only way up. 

[puniraptor]

DISHONOR