Blow huge holes in movies with LSOC

[slobber]

try reading it again, i had a couple of key errors that were identified and remediated

Asteroid didn't get ALL of the satellites?

[Kat Kid]

An Officer and a Gentleman-

No way Lynette cheers Paula when Ensign Mayo sweeps her off her feet and carries her off the factory floor.  NO WAY!

[Kat Kid]

Goodfellas:

How is it possible that Henry Hill is both a major cocaine trafficker and so dead broke after one bust that he can't even bail himself out?

[pissclams]

try reading it again, i had a couple of key errors that were identified and remediated

Asteroid didn't get ALL of the satellites?

obviously you haven't seen the movie and know nothing about sat coms but if there were functioning sats available, the ground crew would have used them to contact bullock via sat coms prior to her entering the terrestrial zone. 

[sys]

in game of thrones season 6, episode 4 when a couple of gallons of low volatility lamp oil gets spilled on the floor, instead of burning itself out in a puddle, the whole building goes up in about a minute.  also a dozen strongish men huddle around and burn to death instead of breaking a hole in the thin wicker panel walls.  also when a couple of non-dothrakis kill the guards outside the main temple the thousands of xenophobic dothrakis walking around outside don't give a eff.  also instead of just killing her and going on with their lives, the xenophobic, misogynistic dothrakis decide to make some random foreign chick their ruler after she kills their warlords and burns down their temple, apparently because she doesn't burn, which isn't really that useful of a talent in a head of state.

[Big Sam]

Goodfellas:

How is it possible that Henry Hill is both a major cocaine trafficker and so dead broke after one bust that he can't even bail himself out?

Froze assets?

[Kat Kid]

Goodfellas:

How is it possible that Henry Hill is both a major cocaine trafficker and so dead broke after one bust that he can't even bail himself out?

Froze assets?

A mob connected cocaine trafficker has all of his assets in declared bank accounts that are easy to freeze?

[slobber]

try reading it again, i had a couple of key errors that were identified and remediated

Asteroid didn't get ALL of the satellites?

obviously you haven't seen the movie and know nothing about sat coms but if there were functioning sats available, the ground crew would have used them to contact bullock via sat coms prior to her entering the terrestrial zone.

Triangulation is necessary for satellites to work on the other side of the planet. Take out the satellites on one side of the planet, and they wouldn't work. Would have to wait until satellites from the other side of the planet made it around to your side of the planet for them to work. That is just Satellites 101...'Satellites Lite'-if you will.

[pissclams]

home alone 2:  lost in new york
when harry and marv finally catch kevin and are walking with him down the street and they come to the corner of a busy street and are waiting to cross while standing right behind the character known only as "fashion model" played by leigh zimmerman and kevin gooses her and she turns around and recognizes them from the previous day so she punches dumbass marv and then kevin tells her that it was harry who goosed her so she lays him out too.  kevin thanks her and  she says "you're welcome".  then he turns around and takes off running into central park.  why not explain to the model who has been so helpful that he needs her help?  instead, he continues into the park on his own and gives marv/harry more chances to catch him.  big time plot hole.

[pissclams]

try reading it again, i had a couple of key errors that were identified and remediated

Asteroid didn't get ALL of the satellites?

obviously you haven't seen the movie and know nothing about sat coms but if there were functioning sats available, the ground crew would have used them to contact bullock via sat coms prior to her entering the terrestrial zone.

Triangulation is necessary for satellites to work on the other side of the planet. Take out the satellites on one side of the planet, and they wouldn't work. Would have to wait until satellites from the other side of the planet made it around to your side of the planet for them to work. That is just Satellites 101...'Satellites Lite'-if you will.

lulz nice try but no.  the north american sat coms wouldn't work when over china/pac rim w/o their mated pair sats.

[slobber]

Watched a non-animated version of Jungle Book, circa 1980's. Mowgli traps Shere Khan in a ring of fire that is made out of branches. The fire spreads around 20 foot diameter circle of branches in about 10 seconds. No way the fire spreads that fast. Then, Mowgli tells Shere Khan to leave the forest and Shere Khan, who had been completely freaked out by the fire and was a scaredicat (HA!) while being 'trapped' in the ring of fire, just jumps the fire and runs off. WTF???? If he was so scared of the fire, how does he just jump over it?

[Kat Kid]

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

pretty sure, even in small towns, you can't just burn down a house with your dead mother in it and not be committing a crime.

[Kat Kid]

The Matrix-

Why would the machines in the real world harvest humans for energy? It is insanely inefficient and irrational and basically can only be understood as an incredibly warped form of revenge. Besides the obvious, isn't there wind and lightning that could be used even if the skies are blacked out?  What about nuclear or geothermal?

[slobber]

The Matrix-

Why would the machines in the real world harvest humans for energy? It is insanely inefficient and irrational and basically can only be understood as an incredibly warped form of revenge. Besides the obvious, isn't there wind and lightning that could be used even if the skies are blacked out?  What about nuclear or geothermal?

I have never watched this movie, but the hole that you just blew in it makes me want to watch it.

[puniraptor]

The Matrix-

Why would the machines in the real world harvest humans for energy? It is insanely inefficient and irrational and basically can only be understood as an incredibly warped form of revenge. Besides the obvious, isn't there wind and lightning that could be used even if the skies are blacked out?  What about nuclear or geothermal?

I have never watched this movie, but the hole that you just blew in it makes me want to watch it.

If they were dead set on the bioelectric angle, they could have gone with cows or something and saved all the trouble.

BUT it's possible that they were harnessing the combined mental efforts of their human batteries as a sort of massive neural computer to work through complex problems unsuited to their artificial robot intelligence.

Hole sealed.

[Mrs. Gooch]

in game of thrones season 6, episode 4 when a couple of gallons of low volatility lamp oil gets spilled on the floor, instead of burning itself out in a puddle, the whole building goes up in about a minute.  also a dozen strongish men huddle around and burn to death instead of breaking a hole in the thin wicker panel walls.  also when a couple of non-dothrakis kill the guards outside the main temple the thousands of xenophobic dothrakis walking around outside don't give a eff.  also instead of just killing her and going on with their lives, the xenophobic, misogynistic dothrakis decide to make some random foreign chick their ruler after she kills their warlords and burns down their temple, apparently because she doesn't burn, which isn't really that useful of a talent in a head of state.

The temple thingy is like a sacred place that would be like really bad if they tore down the walls? It was special Dothraki oil which burns hotter and longer than regular oil? Khals are actually pussys? Bran warged into the Khals and made them afraid? Also, this is not a movie so it doesn't belong in this thread.

[Rage Against the McKee]

in game of thrones season 6, episode 4 when a couple of gallons of low volatility lamp oil gets spilled on the floor, instead of burning itself out in a puddle, the whole building goes up in about a minute.  also a dozen strongish men huddle around and burn to death instead of breaking a hole in the thin wicker panel walls.  also when a couple of non-dothrakis kill the guards outside the main temple the thousands of xenophobic dothrakis walking around outside don't give a eff.  also instead of just killing her and going on with their lives, the xenophobic, misogynistic dothrakis decide to make some random foreign chick their ruler after she kills their warlords and burns down their temple, apparently because she doesn't burn, which isn't really that useful of a talent in a head of state.

The temple thingy is like a sacred place that would be like really bad if they tore down the walls?

 

[star seed 7]

Just because it's made of sticks and grass and crap doesn't mean it's ez to go through a wall

[Rage Against the McKee]

Clearly some planning went into the temple massacre. If Dany took the time to make sure the guards were killed and the door was barred, it's at least conceivable that she covered the floor with oil to spread the fire faster.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Clearly some planning went into the temple massacre. If Dany took the time to make sure the guards were killed and the door was barred, it's at least conceivable that she covered the floor with oil to spread the fire faster.

And no one noticed the oily floor?

[mocat]

obviously the NEZ designers saw this issue in their mind's eye

[Emo EMAW]

Is TOP GUN off limits?

[slobber]

Is TOP GUN off limits?

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!

[ChiComCat]

Good luck blowing a hole in that tightly knit narrative

[slobber]

Is TOP GUN off limits?

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!