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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #125 on: April 16, 2015, 03:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
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We really only buy bulk items at Sam's like toilet paper and paper towels and sometimes razors because they have the kind Gooch likes. And sometimes they have lamb chops that are pretty tasty (that's because of Gooch's cooking though). Also, edamame!

So, yeah I can't really see going to Costco unless their prices were a lot lower or they had something else that I wanted to buy in bulk that Sam's doesn't have.

I live within a 3 wood of both a Costco and a Sam's.  I've never been to the Sam's, and I've only been to Costco a few times (I don't have bulk needs and I can get my toilet paper delivered to my door for free in 2 hours or less thanks to Prime Now).  The thing about Costco is that it is Wonka's Wonderful World of Consumerism.  You could knock out Christmas shopping for everyone on your list there if you so choose.  It is really a sight to behold.

If everyone on your list likes crap, that is
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #126 on: April 16, 2015, 03:22:10 PM »
they have sweet deals on salumi and jamon.  i've not seen that at sam's. 

sam's seems to do better on bulk name brand household items.  like costco only has shitty bulk diapers, not the primo pampers like sam's.  and they don't have those clorox disinfecting wipes.  those things are great.  and don't even get me started on light bulbs.  feit? wtf?  sounds like it's from communist russia.  give me ge because, duh, i'm a rough ridin' american.  stuff like that. 
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2015, 03:22:58 PM »
My grandfather was the biggest costco fanboy I've ever met. He was literally a walking advertisement for them.

"hey where do you get your car insurance from? I got mine from costco!"

"need your roof replaced? costco did mine!"

"need help from a travel agent? go to costco!"

I honestly don't think he went to another store the last ten years of his life.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2015, 03:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2015, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 16, 2015, 02:54:46 PM
We really only buy bulk items at Sam's like toilet paper and paper towels and sometimes razors because they have the kind Gooch likes. And sometimes they have lamb chops that are pretty tasty (that's because of Gooch's cooking though). Also, edamame!

So, yeah I can't really see going to Costco unless their prices were a lot lower or they had something else that I wanted to buy in bulk that Sam's doesn't have.

I live within a 3 wood of both a Costco and a Sam's.  I've never been to the Sam's, and I've only been to Costco a few times (I don't have bulk needs and I can get my toilet paper delivered to my door for free in 2 hours or less thanks to Prime Now).  The thing about Costco is that it is Wonka's Wonderful World of Consumerism.  You could knock out Christmas shopping for everyone on your list there if you so choose.  It is really a sight to behold.

If everyone on your list likes crap, that is

yeah i have no idea wtf spracne is talking about buying gifts at a rough ridin' bulk club store.  what a weirdo. 
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2015, 03:23:33 PM »
Sam's Protip:  Locations that have Sam's Liquor Stores next door have great alcohol prices.  Typically 30-40% cheaper wine/liq/craft beers than local liq stores.  Don't need Sam's card.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2015, 03:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Mr Bread on April 16, 2015, 03:23:17 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2015, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 16, 2015, 02:54:46 PM
We really only buy bulk items at Sam's like toilet paper and paper towels and sometimes razors because they have the kind Gooch likes. And sometimes they have lamb chops that are pretty tasty (that's because of Gooch's cooking though). Also, edamame!

So, yeah I can't really see going to Costco unless their prices were a lot lower or they had something else that I wanted to buy in bulk that Sam's doesn't have.

I live within a 3 wood of both a Costco and a Sam's.  I've never been to the Sam's, and I've only been to Costco a few times (I don't have bulk needs and I can get my toilet paper delivered to my door for free in 2 hours or less thanks to Prime Now).  The thing about Costco is that it is Wonka's Wonderful World of Consumerism.  You could knock out Christmas shopping for everyone on your list there if you so choose.  It is really a sight to behold.

If everyone on your list likes crap, that is

yeah i have no idea wtf spracne is talking about buying gifts at a rough ridin' bulk club store.  what a weirdo.

Sometimes I feel the urge to just say, "Mr. Bread, you can go eff right off."  Anyone else ever get that feeling?
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2015, 03:51:59 PM »
Costco sure as hell does sell Clorox disinfecting wipes, I have a years worth sitting in my pantry
who knew bread was in the pocket of big sam's?
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2015, 04:00:32 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on April 16, 2015, 03:51:59 PM
Costco sure as hell does sell Clorox disinfecting wipes, I have a years worth sitting in my pantry
who knew bread was in the pocket of big sam's?

they sell the shittier lysol knockoffs.  sorry, bud.  #youbeenhad

I mean my god clams is awash in his own filth:

https://prezi.com/2ojgzu_rv8un/clorox-disinfecting-wipes-vs-lysol-disinfecting-wipes/

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2015, 04:19:09 PM »
Quote from: The Big Train on April 16, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on April 16, 2015, 03:23:17 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2015, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 16, 2015, 02:54:46 PM
We really only buy bulk items at Sam's like toilet paper and paper towels and sometimes razors because they have the kind Gooch likes. And sometimes they have lamb chops that are pretty tasty (that's because of Gooch's cooking though). Also, edamame!

So, yeah I can't really see going to Costco unless their prices were a lot lower or they had something else that I wanted to buy in bulk that Sam's doesn't have.

I live within a 3 wood of both a Costco and a Sam's.  I've never been to the Sam's, and I've only been to Costco a few times (I don't have bulk needs and I can get my toilet paper delivered to my door for free in 2 hours or less thanks to Prime Now).  The thing about Costco is that it is Wonka's Wonderful World of Consumerism.  You could knock out Christmas shopping for everyone on your list there if you so choose.  It is really a sight to behold.

If everyone on your list likes crap, that is

yeah i have no idea wtf spracne is talking about buying gifts at a rough ridin' bulk club store.  what a weirdo.

Sometimes I feel the urge to just say, "Mr. Bread, you can go eff right off."  Anyone else ever get that feeling?

well yeah
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2015, 04:21:11 PM »
Costco gets people killed.  Sam's wins.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #135 on: April 16, 2015, 04:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Bread on April 16, 2015, 04:19:09 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on April 16, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on April 16, 2015, 03:23:17 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2015, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 16, 2015, 02:54:46 PM
We really only buy bulk items at Sam's like toilet paper and paper towels and sometimes razors because they have the kind Gooch likes. And sometimes they have lamb chops that are pretty tasty (that's because of Gooch's cooking though). Also, edamame!

So, yeah I can't really see going to Costco unless their prices were a lot lower or they had something else that I wanted to buy in bulk that Sam's doesn't have.

I live within a 3 wood of both a Costco and a Sam's.  I've never been to the Sam's, and I've only been to Costco a few times (I don't have bulk needs and I can get my toilet paper delivered to my door for free in 2 hours or less thanks to Prime Now).  The thing about Costco is that it is Wonka's Wonderful World of Consumerism.  You could knock out Christmas shopping for everyone on your list there if you so choose.  It is really a sight to behold.

If everyone on your list likes crap, that is

yeah i have no idea wtf spracne is talking about buying gifts at a rough ridin' bulk club store.  what a weirdo.

Sometimes I feel the urge to just say, "Mr. Bread, you can go eff right off."  Anyone else ever get that feeling?

well yeah

But I bet he wouldn't have the balls to say it to your face on the internet.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #136 on: April 16, 2015, 05:01:02 PM »
clams for the last hour after finding about his wipes and getting decimated itt:



the inferior lysol wipes are in the trash can.  the shower is for how gross he is from using them so much.  also for how dirty (metaphor) he feels for being a costco fanboy.  #thatdon'twashoffson

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #137 on: April 16, 2015, 05:52:19 PM »
i just went and checked, sure enough.  lysol.  :flush:
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #138 on: April 16, 2015, 06:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 04:26:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on April 16, 2015, 04:19:09 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on April 16, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on April 16, 2015, 03:23:17 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2015, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Spracne on April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 16, 2015, 02:54:46 PM
We really only buy bulk items at Sam's like toilet paper and paper towels and sometimes razors because they have the kind Gooch likes. And sometimes they have lamb chops that are pretty tasty (that's because of Gooch's cooking though). Also, edamame!

So, yeah I can't really see going to Costco unless their prices were a lot lower or they had something else that I wanted to buy in bulk that Sam's doesn't have.

I live within a 3 wood of both a Costco and a Sam's.  I've never been to the Sam's, and I've only been to Costco a few times (I don't have bulk needs and I can get my toilet paper delivered to my door for free in 2 hours or less thanks to Prime Now).  The thing about Costco is that it is Wonka's Wonderful World of Consumerism.  You could knock out Christmas shopping for everyone on your list there if you so choose.  It is really a sight to behold.

If everyone on your list likes crap, that is

yeah i have no idea wtf spracne is talking about buying gifts at a rough ridin' bulk club store.  what a weirdo.

Sometimes I feel the urge to just say, "Mr. Bread, you can go eff right off."  Anyone else ever get that feeling?

well yeah

But I bet he wouldn't have the balls to say it to your face on the internet.

#blessed
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #139 on: January 23, 2017, 09:54:47 AM »
Have any of you scumbags used Costco for your eye exams? Is the place where I get my mustard keg reputable?
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #140 on: January 23, 2017, 10:30:48 AM »
AJ have you seen that documentary on that dude/company that revolutionized eyecare in India? 
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #141 on: January 23, 2017, 10:53:11 AM »
I have not.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #142 on: January 23, 2017, 04:11:12 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on January 23, 2017, 09:54:47 AM
Have any of you scumbags used Costco for your eye exams? Is the place where I get my mustard keg reputable?

Not for Eye exams but I've ordered contacts through them because it was cheap.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #143 on: June 05, 2017, 11:44:14 AM »
these rough ridin' cunts are the best thing ever

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #144 on: June 05, 2017, 11:53:37 AM »
Looks good for how old it is.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #145 on: June 05, 2017, 11:56:10 AM »
That's a lot of fat
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #146 on: June 05, 2017, 11:58:24 AM »
did you follow the safe handling instructions
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #147 on: June 05, 2017, 12:04:30 PM »
seems pretty high for year and a half old meat
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #149 on: June 05, 2017, 07:59:44 PM »
Aged two and half years.  :yuk:
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