Author Topic: Flu/Severe head cold remedies? (Read 11958 times)

EllToPay · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:51:45 PM »

3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse.

steve dave · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:54:21 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 06:51:45 PM

3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse.

shocking

j rake · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:56:51 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 06:51:45 PM

3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse.

Keep pacing!

pike · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2011, 07:00:58 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 06:04:52 PM

Quote from: pike on January 20, 2011, 06:03:16 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?

Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time

. I mean I never get the flew

Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though

steve dave · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2011, 07:03:14 PM »

Quote from: pike on January 20, 2011, 07:00:58 PM

Quote from: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
Quote from: pike on January 20, 2011, 06:03:16 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?

Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time . I mean I never get the flew

Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though

yeah, I get a flu shot every year and never get the flu. prolly aliens like you said though.

pike · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2011, 07:05:04 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 07:03:14 PM

Quote from: pike on January 20, 2011, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: steve dave on January 20, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
Quote from: pike on January 20, 2011, 06:03:16 PM
Flu shots are worse than what they cure

how so guy who thinks aliens populated the earth with humans?

Not out of the realm of possibility at all. More plausible than some sort of "God" doing so. But, it just seems that people that get flu shots get the flew all the time . I mean I never get the flew

Edit: Earth was probably populated by chance and complete randomness though

yeah, I get a flu shot every year and never get the flu. prolly aliens like you said though.

It's a big universe

wetwillie · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:03:25 PM »

Got some kind of flu monday/tuesday really knocked me on my ass. Probably the worst I have been sick in ten years. The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to. Also got some anti nausea medicine that I may or may not have inserted into my ass

j rake · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:18:05 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2011, 09:03:25 PM

The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to.

AND YOU ALREADY FEEL BETTER!?

wetwillie · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:29:31 PM »

Quote from: j rake on January 20, 2011, 09:18:05 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2011, 09:03:25 PM
The J Rake cold and flu cure was my go to.

AND YOU ALREADY FEEL BETTER!?

Yea, the popsicles are better than the gatorade but i feel like the gatorade is the robin to the popsicles batman so I don't want to mess with a good thing.

j rake · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:36:15 PM »

Great analogy. Glad you are enjoying my remedy.

Pett · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2011, 11:20:33 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on January 20, 2011, 06:51:45 PM

3 popsicles and a 32 oz Gatorade later, and I feel the same.

Arguably worse.

Make j rake pay for your gatorade/popsicles if it continues to not work.

BigCat · « **Reply #36 on:** January 21, 2011, 12:29:15 AM »

Flu shots are bunk. Only remedies are to drink stupid amounts of water, sleep and quit bitching. Also go to your corner natural vitamin store and lock down on Umcka and whatever else they tell you. Wil cost at least a hundo.

Also could fight fire w fire and drink your ass off. Actually works. Create an environment in which the virus doesn't want live.

Tobias · « **Reply #37 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:08:24 AM »

Quote from: BigCat on January 21, 2011, 12:29:15 AM

Also could fight fire w fire and drink your ass off. Actually works. Create an environment in which the virus doesn't want live.

I've never known John Daly to miss a tee time due to the flu.

krazykat · « **Reply #38 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:34:18 AM »

you guys are missing the magic ingredient.....

watching massive amounts fantastic movies.

pike · « **Reply #39 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:58:55 AM »

Some CNS depressants would probably work pretty well too. That way you will feel like crap, but you just won't care.

j rake · « **Reply #40 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:02:30 AM »

Quote from: Pett on January 20, 2011, 11:20:33 PM

Make j rake pay for your gatorade/popsicles if it continues to not work.

I said I guarantee that it will work. I didn't offer a money-back guarantee.

Besides, I'm sure both are already cured by now.

Cire · « **Reply #41 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:07:54 AM »

lemon lime gatorade is disgusting.

j rake · « **Reply #42 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:29:58 AM »

Quote from: Cire on January 21, 2011, 08:07:54 AM

lemon lime gatorade is disgusting.

If I wanted them to enjoy their Gatorade drinking experience, I'd obviously tell them to go w/ Riptide Rush.

But this is all about curing them. Lemon Lime happens to do the trick.

steve dave · « **Reply #43 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:44:44 AM »

there is one gatorade flavor that rules them all.....orange

EllToPay · « **Reply #44 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:54:49 AM »

Update:

- Feel the same
- Didn't have a fever yesterday, but now I do today
- Have had multiple popsicles and a couple bottles of Gatorade

I wouldn't mind if someone punched j rake in the face.

j rake · « **Reply #45 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:56:39 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #46 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:57:02 AM »

Quote from: j rake on January 21, 2011, 08:56:39 AM

lol

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #47 on:** January 21, 2011, 10:05:50 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on January 21, 2011, 08:54:49 AM

Update:

- Feel the same
- Didn't have a fever yesterday, but now I do today
- Have had multiple popsicles and a couple bottles of Gatorade

I wouldn't mind if someone punched j rake in the face.

Drank my ass off at Capital last night. Think it helped.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #48 on:** January 21, 2011, 10:07:33 AM »

Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?

Sounds better than j rake's for sure.

j rake · « **Reply #49 on:** January 21, 2011, 10:11:53 AM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 21, 2011, 10:07:33 AM

Was told Whiskey helps Confirm or deny?

Sounds better than j rake's for sure.

I have confirmed that whiskey is a flu remedy.

However, no way is it better than the Gatorade/popsicle flu-fighting combo.