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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2011, 02:16:18 PM »
jfc, never shot a wedding   :curse:

hmm...just assumed the rumor was true. Carry on.
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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2011, 02:18:07 PM »
Porn Star and Movie Critic with maybe some outdoor adventure type freelancing stuff. 

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2011, 02:20:17 PM »
Danny Ocean type of criminal

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2011, 02:37:16 PM »
i'd own a lot of animals.  either someone would pay for that or i'd occasionally sell some for spending money.
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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2011, 02:37:30 PM »
jfc, never shot a wedding   :curse:

If you repeat it enough, it will become the truth.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2011, 02:38:45 PM »
Russian billionaire.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 02:43:02 PM »
some of you k-state cats have weird dreams.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2011, 02:44:07 PM »
Critic of all things, where I can just say "awesome" or "sucks", and give specific reasons why said thing is awesome or sucks, but not have to write a bunch of nonsense and fluff.

I give this "dream job" TWO THUMBS DOWN!  :D


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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2011, 03:36:35 PM »
writer for a sitcom or a show on HBO

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Re: Dream Job
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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2011, 04:16:36 PM »
ACCOUNTANT.


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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2011, 04:17:32 PM »
be anthony bourdain

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2011, 04:17:54 PM »
One of those people who has a tv show where they go all around the country to different restaurants and eat their food. Like drive ins diners and dives or whatever it's called. Only I wouldn't pretend like everything I eat is the greatest thing I've ever eaten. I wouldn't be afraid to call out mediocre food.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2011, 04:22:24 PM »
If I can't be an offensive coordinator, I want to be a game show host.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2011, 05:17:54 PM »
james bond

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2011, 05:30:16 PM »
Starting a small BBQ restaurant and within 15 years creating an empire across the midwest.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »
avalanche control. play with explosives and ski all day.

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2011, 06:33:12 PM »
game show host.
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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2011, 06:43:18 PM »
I want to be Todd McShay

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2011, 07:16:31 PM »
Reclusive Writer. I'd write one amazing book, be called the voice of a generation then move to the carribean and tell the world to go eff itself.


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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2011, 07:21:17 PM »
Really tight friends with a superstar actor.
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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2011, 07:27:46 PM »
Food Critic

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »
lucky, competitive gym teacher

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2011, 07:38:05 PM »
lucky, competitive gym teacher

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Re: Dream Job
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2011, 10:01:56 PM »
Major network sports broadcaster for one sport of my choosing.  Side job as a hot dog cart vendor.  Owning one of these bad boys.   <---- http://topdogcarts.com/Top_Dog_Carts/Home.html

I always thought that being a nat geo photog would be awesome too.

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