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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #925 on: May 25, 2016, 04:32:59 PM »
fedor I will school the crap out of you

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #926 on: May 25, 2016, 04:34:26 PM »
fedor I will school the crap out of you
You can try but it has not happened yet...

Why can no one make a shot? srs I don't play  bball pickup or otherwise.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #927 on: May 25, 2016, 04:39:19 PM »
when you have to drop to timed pickup games to find a game in your skill class, it's time to hang up the sneakers.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #928 on: May 25, 2016, 04:39:30 PM »
fedor I will school the crap out of you
You can try but it has not happened yet...

Why can no one make a shot? srs I don't play  bball pickup or otherwise.

someone would eventually make shots and win you dolt. It can just lead to really long games if don't time them, which can problematic for morning and lunch games with a lot of people waiting.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #929 on: May 25, 2016, 04:43:39 PM »
oh and I will school the crap out of sys, too

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #930 on: May 25, 2016, 04:45:18 PM »
oh and I will school the crap out of sys, too

i'm retired.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #931 on: May 25, 2016, 04:55:44 PM »
fedor I will school the crap out of you
You can try but it has not happened yet...

Why can no one make a shot? srs I don't play  bball pickup or otherwise.

someone would eventually make shots and win you dolt. It can just lead to really long games if don't time them, which can problematic for morning and lunch games with a lot of people waiting.
Do these people fall down when they try to dribble and run at the same time?  I formally reinstate my previous "Good grief..." and add a :facepalm: as well.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #932 on: May 25, 2016, 05:00:20 PM »
timed pickup games  :lol:

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #933 on: May 25, 2016, 05:09:55 PM »

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #934 on: May 25, 2016, 05:11:17 PM »
people will bitch about the most petty crap during pick up games


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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #935 on: May 25, 2016, 05:13:46 PM »
yes, this is completely on the douche that got pissed he didn't win on before work/over lunch break run.  I wish more courts had a clock, only the biggest of douchenozzles would argue the score then

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #936 on: May 25, 2016, 05:14:31 PM »
timed pickup games  :lol:

if you, sys, fedor, and clams want to form a team of dorks come on out and I won't need a clock because I will smoke you fools in like 7 minutes.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #937 on: May 25, 2016, 05:16:59 PM »
oops sorry you only had 5 minutes bud.. time's up, we won

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #938 on: May 25, 2016, 05:21:20 PM »
fun little story. so my courts used to play to 11 by all 1's before switching to 17 by 2's and 3's. I NEVER remember someone getting shut out playing by 1's, but there's been a few shutouts playing by 2's and 3's, I think because teams that are down by a lot start chucking 3's.

Anyway, one time I lost a game 19-0 because they hit a 3 when it was 16-0. :lol:

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #939 on: May 25, 2016, 05:22:47 PM »
there is also a court rule that if there are 10 waiting and a team wins 3 straight, they're off the court and 10 new players come on. I'm guessing you nerds would really hate that rule. (It does kind of suck when you're like me and win all the time but sometimes helps breaking up stacked teams).

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #940 on: May 25, 2016, 06:04:22 PM »
pickup basketball should have none of these manufactured "court rules" with the exception of a "first team to # of points wins" and how the game is scored (1's/2's, 2's/3's)

"oh you guys are playing too well and have won 3 in a row and we suck so you have to give us our turn"  :lol:


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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #941 on: May 25, 2016, 06:14:32 PM »
pickup basketball should have none of these manufactured "court rules" with the exception of a "first team to # of points wins" and how the game is scored (1's/2's, 2's/3's)

"oh you guys are playing too well and have won 3 in a row and we suck so you have to give us our turn"  :lol:

sf rules are outrageous.

the time rule does have to happen for pick up soccer (10 min. or 2 goals, tie both teams off or last winner stays if 3 teams) so I am not completely opposed to it, but using 4 corners as a strategy and the "breaking up good teams" is awful.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #942 on: May 25, 2016, 08:23:24 PM »
My gym has the time rule. 2s and 3s to 21 or 12 minutes. It's a good rule ... Keeps it moving
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #943 on: May 25, 2016, 08:40:35 PM »
i would take the ball in the first possession and hold it for 11:45 minutes and then run a 1-4 flat, drive the ball, draw a foul, win

seems legit


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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #944 on: May 25, 2016, 08:41:34 PM »
My gym has the time rule. 2s and 3s to 21 or 12 minutes. It's a good rule ... Keeps it moving
How often do you make it to 21?

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #945 on: May 25, 2016, 08:43:14 PM »
My gym has the time rule. 2s and 3s to 21 or 12 minutes. It's a good rule ... Keeps it moving
How often do you make it to 21?
I don't play often, but seems like half and half or so
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #946 on: May 26, 2016, 08:15:38 AM »
My gym has the time rule. 2s and 3s to 21 or 12 minutes. It's a good rule ... Keeps it moving
How often do you make it to 21?
I don't play often, but seems like half and half or so
I know for a fact that an adult league team can score over 130 in two 20 minute halves, running clock btw.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #947 on: March 29, 2017, 08:09:51 PM »
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #948 on: March 29, 2017, 08:11:31 PM »
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You gotta ease back in, The Big Train!

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #949 on: March 29, 2017, 08:13:00 PM »
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You gotta ease back in, The Big Train!

Either that or never think about playing again :lol: