"Alright everyone, what's your most embarrassing moment?"
"Oh I got a good one. Well, we had just established Titletown. People who had counted out oscar Weber, even though they wouldn't admit it, had a little bit of hope that he would be better than they originally thought. Especially since we returned a 2nd team All Big 12'r to the next year's team. Well, then that guy transferred. And we only had 2 big guys because one of them on the team transferred and the incoming one didn't qualify. So we have this whole class of guards and none of them are ranked in the top 150"
"Wow Stevesie, that's pretty embarrassing. Anybody el........"
"I wasn't finished. Then after we think the storm is over we recruit ANOTHER guard. We tried to watch videos on him to see what we thought, but most of the clips were of him lacing up his basketball shoes, then of him lacing up his casual tennis shoes. One of the clips was him attempting to crossover and fake a guy out, and it didn't really work. But the maker of the video thought it was so good that they showed it twice and even slowed it down the second time so you could see the defender stay right on him for the duration of move. I swear he almost fell on his face at least 4 times in the one minute of basketball the video showed. This was the future of K-State basketball. And we couldn't do a damn thing about it."
*awkward silence, everyone looks around at each other*
"Hey Stevesie, we said most embarrassing, not most depressing!"
*everyone laughs and moves on*
