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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2016, 03:21:15 PM »
I've tried eating the apple core but I just can't stomach them.  I still want to get all of the nutrients though so I supplement with cyanide vitamins.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #76 on: March 16, 2016, 03:26:46 PM »
I have about 45 pistachio shells rolling around in my stomach right now. 


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #77 on: March 16, 2016, 03:31:04 PM »
Eat through a watermelon rind and the juicy melon will be your sweet reward

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #78 on: March 16, 2016, 05:15:47 PM »
Dlew I'd like you to weigh in on my idea of eating an orange like an apple. All I'm getting is a buncha chuckleheads mocking my idea.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #79 on: March 16, 2016, 06:16:06 PM »
Dlew I'd like you to weigh in on my idea of eating an orange like an apple. All I'm getting is a buncha chuckleheads mocking my idea.

i tried the whole egg, very difficult but worth trying at least once in your life


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #80 on: March 16, 2016, 07:44:48 PM »
Eleven months later and still #TeamDlew #TeamSeeds.

CF3, I wouldn't recommend the orange peel. It won't hurt you, but the flavor is v. strong. That's why it's called "zest!"  :lol:

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2016, 07:54:15 PM »
I have about 45 pistachio shells rolling around in my stomach right now.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #82 on: March 17, 2016, 03:05:29 AM »

Ok so I've been eating a lot of oranges lately. They're like $1.84 a bag at Aldi. I think I want to try and eat an orange like you eat an apple and eat the whole thing.

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Alert!  Alert!  Don't do that.  According to Dr. Alkhatib the pesticides they use on oranges now are very powerful.  Also cut back on orange juice consumption.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #83 on: March 17, 2016, 09:13:51 AM »
The pesticides they now use on oranges are much safer than what was used 30 years ago. Dr. Alkhatib, with all due respect :fatty: , has been misled at minimum.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #84 on: March 17, 2016, 10:25:45 AM »
Dobber's in the pocket of big pesticide.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #85 on: March 17, 2016, 01:25:31 PM »
I can't pull the trigger.

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #86 on: March 17, 2016, 02:12:01 PM »
I can't pull the trigger.
try the egg, - sans pesticides.  free range, bitch!


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #87 on: March 17, 2016, 08:32:23 PM »

I can't pull the trigger.
try the egg, - sans pesticides.  free range, bitch!
I spray the eff out of eggs with pesticides before eating them.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #88 on: March 17, 2016, 08:45:50 PM »
I think the new MacBook pros coming out in June will have the same amount, that's what I hear anyways

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #89 on: March 18, 2016, 08:58:10 AM »
Give it a shot, CF3!  I bet lots of animals eat the peel (rind? what's a rind?). 


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #90 on: March 18, 2016, 09:50:35 AM »
Give it a shot, CF3!  I bet lots of animals eat the peel (rind? what's a rind?).

so let it be written so let it be done

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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2016, 09:57:33 AM »
wow.  just looked it up.  apparently eating the peel/rind(?) is incredibly good for you. 

just google "eating an orange peel" and feast your eyes on link after link telling you the benefits.  plus, imagine what an awesome freak you'd look like just biting into the orange like an apple.


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Re: Apple Cores
« Reply #92 on: March 18, 2016, 02:34:52 PM »
Give it a shot, CF3!  I bet lots of animals eat the peel (rind? what's a rind?).

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