I am now an adult

[Bloodfart]

I've learned to enjoy the company of my 1 and a half yr old daughter during my morning BM.  The conversations we have are adoreable. 

Daddy poot?  Yeah. (repeat) but sitting on toilet

[ben ji]

I was contemplating breaking up with my gf, one of the con's was that next girl I meet wouldnt be able to tolerate my snoring.

[Kat Kid]

I was thinking about this the other day.  May as well have kids or something at this point.  We had a good run KK.

Remember that rebel bachelor?  The couple that "was waiting?"  Now I look down on them because we all justify our decisions with scorn for others.  I finally understand what it means to be grown up.

[HeinBallz]

I'm excited about two major things this summer:

1)  Building a new fence for my backyard
2)  Painting my house

My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.

Am I getting old?

here's the "How old are you test" 

I'll give you $50 for your Xbox.   

[CNS]

I'm excited about two major things this summer:

1)  Building a new fence for my backyard
2)  Painting my house

My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.

Am I getting old?

here's the "How old are you test" 

I'll give you $50 for your Xbox.

Yeah, I gave SD this test last year, and it turns out his wife isn't old. 

[hemmy]

I'm 24, fwiw.

[DQ12]

I'm 24, fwiw.

Really?

[hemmy]

I'm 24, fwiw.

Really?

Yes, my birthday was last Friday but no cake pictures were posted.

[HeinBallz]

wow.  It's a good thing we're not your only friends.  That would be sad.


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[HeinBallz]

Just kidding.  Happy late birthday Hemly!


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[Dugout DickStone]

I'm 24, fwiw.

Really?

Yes, my birthday was last Friday but no cake pictures were posted.

Sorry.  We have fired 2 of our admin over it.  I hope that helps, ultimately we dropped the ball though.

Mea culpa

[SdK]

I'm 24, fwiw.

Really?

Yes, my birthday was last Friday but no cake pictures were posted.

Sorry.  We have fired 2 of our admin over it.  I hope that helps, ultimately we dropped the ball though.

Mea culpa

My next birthday and it's acknowledgement or not will define my own self worth based upon the above post.

[WildcatNkilt]

I'm excited about two major things this summer:

1)  Building a new fence for my backyard
2)  Painting my house

My hangovers last for two days.
I love working in my yard.
I haven't turned on my Xbox in 2 months.
Baby fever comes and goes.

Am I getting old?

here's the "How old are you test" 

I'll give you $50 for your Xbox.

Yeah, I gave SD this test last year, and it turns out his wife isn't old.

I won't sell my Xbox....mainly because I want to buy NCAA 2014 to see our new beautiful stadium in a video game.

[Rams]

I have an Xbox Kinect that I only use for working out and when my kids want to play the dance game.

[TBL]

I was contemplating breaking up with my gf, one of the con's was that next girl I meet wouldnt be able to tolerate my snoring.

This is a very, very valid point. I'm now relegated to the couch.   

[MakeItRain]

Oh, and your prostate.  How is it?  Scale of 1-10, 10 being a golden prostate with artificial intelligence.

Yeah, you don't get to call yourself a man until you're standing at the toilet, waiting waiting waiting waiting for the pee to come out.

You need to probably lower your cholesterol / work out / drink more water or something.   Healthy men have no trouble peeing.

denied on all three counts, thanks though internet Dr. Ballz

[EMAWmeister]

I got near blackout drunk on saturday night and woke up feeling as refreshed as ever. 

[Panjandrum]

I'll be on the floor and playing cars or something with my son, and he'll hop up and just run down the hall and get into something.  My wife then yells at me for not stopping him, but man, it takes me a few seconds to get up off of the floor now.  My knees are pretty much crap at this point.

[kstate16]

yeah this whole hangover lasting forever thing is complete bullshit.