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Kansas State Basketball / L - The Losing Threshold
« on: February 14, 2017, 03:11:54 PM »
After wasting quite a few hours watching Brucetball until the final whistle the last couple of years, I came to the realization that there HAS to be a way to spend less time watching the Basketcats. All I want is a way to spend more time enjoying life's blessings, all the while knowing the final outcome of oscar's games. Behold: L - The Losing Threshold

The first team to score 50 points has:

  • Won 24 23 out of 25 times this year. The one two outlier games waswere TCU and Texas Tech, and the Cats blew 'em!*
  • Won 30 out of 33 times last year. The three outlier games were UNC, WVU, and Texas, and the Cats choked away all three!

If our opponent reaches 50 points first, just immediately stop watching/listening and go crush Busch Light/Millers, pound pus, watch SNL reruns, etc. Rest assured, our loss is the outcome every time*.

Remember that L=L and enjoy your additional free time!

*Except at the Cows but the Cats reached 50 on the play hard chart, not an excuse so it works 57/58 times or ~98.3%

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Kansas State Football / Does Bill Deserve 200 Wins?
« on: November 05, 2016, 06:06:10 PM »
I say no. I'm all for beating KU for 199 wins, losing out the rest of the year, and forcing Bill to retire at the end of this year.

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