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muqfuck. another great nickname. that creative writing school is really paying off down in arkansas
curious what the meaning of your username is. are you like 10 second tom or some crap?
First post here - been lurking for years, registered a few weeks ago but never felt the need to post. Generally other people's posts are far more interesting than anything I could contribute and that's why I like it here. Recent influx of posters however have dramatically lowered the quality of the board as a whole. It's a testament to just how low-quality the contributions of these recent additions are when the majority of the most active posters won't even engage with them.
Looking forward to there being interesting exchanges of wit and debates again.
You're correct about one thing, you don't have anything worthwhile to contribute.
lol they can't even manage to quote a post right
First post here - been lurking for years, registered a few weeks ago but never felt the need to post. Generally other people's posts are far more interesting than anything I could contribute and that's why I like it here. Recent influx of posters however have dramatically lowered the quality of the board as a whole. It's a testament to just how low-quality the contributions of these recent additions are when the majority of the most active posters won't even engage with them.
Looking forward to there being interesting exchanges of wit and debates again.
You're correct about one thing, you don't have anything worthwhile to contribute.
You're reading level is not to high.I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boardsThey're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.
And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......
Rev
Kansas University....that's the one where they actually keep graduation stats, right?
Rev
Last time I heard, yes.
K, but that's still a really bad name for a person.I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."
I'd say you being pissed is of little consequence since you can't whip anybody.
I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."
I did....pussymitten's livin' up to his Kansas University allegiance.....
Rev
Tell jack to drink some cranberry juice and get over it.
Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left. Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next. "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"
Not sure about everybody else, but whenever I've got mine in my hand, I know what to do with it.
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
Correct. This is correct.
Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.
Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.
And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.
If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!
Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.
that's fine, we could care less either way
All right, inbred prairie dogs. Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack").
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha!
Damn Nav'......ain't seen you since you represented me on that morals charge over in Memphis a couple o' years ago.....the one where you got me 6 months for a 30 day crime.....never did get to thank ya for that....
Rev
Morals charge? What were you doing rev?
JimmyB, The Big Train is the "DeltaBoy" of EMAW
FYI
okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings
btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.
Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.
RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag
Racks....can we treat REv as a hostile witness?
i say yess.
