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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #250 on: December 17, 2015, 02:43:32 PM »
I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boards
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #251 on: December 17, 2015, 02:44:08 PM »
Tell jack to drink some cranberry juice and get over it. 

Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left.  Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next.  "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"

Not sure about everybody else, but whenever I've got mine in my hand, I know what to do with it.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #252 on: December 17, 2015, 05:36:37 PM »
Tell jack to drink some cranberry juice and get over it. 

Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left.  Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next.  "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"

Not sure about everybody else, but whenever I've got mine in my hand, I know what to do with it.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #253 on: December 17, 2015, 05:56:02 PM »
maybe he can't remember his login credentials?  Sometimes that happens to me and the help desk never answers the damn phone.
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #254 on: December 17, 2015, 06:15:46 PM »
Pretty good on tiger droppings.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #255 on: December 17, 2015, 06:21:53 PM »
Thanks for the comment without context farmerchip

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #256 on: December 17, 2015, 07:53:13 PM »
Thanks for the comment without context farmerchip

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #257 on: December 17, 2015, 08:34:42 PM »
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad.  Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably.  Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.

Spoke to Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head this evening. Said he had nothing to do with Pondwater Jack's gout because he's been trying to find this site. Said he kept running into blue emu commercials and something about purple head goo in maw. I suppose his lack of a torso and limbs is in part to blame for his web browsing issues.
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #258 on: December 17, 2015, 08:51:47 PM »
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad.  Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably.  Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.

Spoke to Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head this evening. Said he had nothing to do with Pondwater Jack's gout because he's been trying to find this site. Said he kept running into blue emu commercials and something about purple head goo in maw. I suppose his lack of a torso and limbs is in part to blame for his web browsing issues.

he could get a torso transplant from Creepy Barstool Torso Jack Elam, if that kind of surgery is safe
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #259 on: December 17, 2015, 09:55:49 PM »
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad.  Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably.  Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.

Spoke to Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head this evening. Said he had nothing to do with Pondwater Jack's gout because he's been trying to find this site. Said he kept running into blue emu commercials and something about purple head goo in maw. I suppose his lack of a torso and limbs is in part to blame for his web browsing issues.

he could get a torso transplant from Creepy Barstool Torso Jack Elam, if that kind of surgery is safe

I bet they can work that kind of surgery in over a weekend these days.
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #260 on: December 17, 2015, 11:31:25 PM »
If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #261 on: December 17, 2015, 11:36:27 PM »
@Trim: tell us about pondwater jack

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #262 on: December 18, 2015, 08:48:26 AM »
No problem bud.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #263 on: December 18, 2015, 09:04:57 AM »
If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.

You have 620 posts... you haven't been on here long enough to know Jack.
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #264 on: December 19, 2015, 01:00:36 AM »
If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.

You have 620 posts... you haven't been on here long enough to know Jack.
Dude my screen name is from a coach that hasn't been here for like four years. Just because I don't post alot doesn't mean crap.

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #265 on: December 19, 2015, 01:05:36 AM »
If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.

You have 620 posts... you haven't been on here long enough to know Jack.
Dude my screen name is from a coach that hasn't been here for like four years. Just because I don't post alot doesn't mean crap.

you snooze you lose frank face

only having 621 posts just doesn't cut it anymore. No one will listen to you. I'm not listening to you.

You have no credibility here. Just leave

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #266 on: December 19, 2015, 08:36:15 AM »
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I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boards
They're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you piss.
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #267 on: December 19, 2015, 08:39:23 AM »
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I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boards
They're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.

And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #268 on: December 19, 2015, 08:42:22 AM »
:bball:
I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boards
They're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.

And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #269 on: December 19, 2015, 09:02:58 AM »
:bball:
I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boards
They're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.

And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......

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That would be "your reading level is not too high."

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #270 on: December 19, 2015, 09:29:03 AM »
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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #271 on: December 28, 2015, 08:14:22 PM »
I'm declaring this thread a success

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Re: Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack
« Reply #272 on: December 28, 2015, 08:16:56 PM »
it took me 47 clicks to post that

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