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Essentially Flyertalk / No surprise this happened at Big Ben's Alma Mater

« on: May 11, 2010, 03:42:43 PM »

http://deadspin.com/5534166/miami-university-had-the-pukiest-poopiest-sexiest-spring-formal-ever


Good times, man, good times.  The only problem I have with this is they left 7 cases of Natty behind.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: BatKatz

« on: May 10, 2010, 01:49:16 PM »

A buddy and I met up before the game and grilled some delicious Johnsonville brats.  Weird Robert came over to us and was going through his routine, said something about "Turning the Longhorns into Shorthorns" and "Making Sad Cows out of the Mad Cows".  He didn't ask us for any spare food, we were a little offended by this.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: First Ipad post

« on: May 10, 2010, 01:23:59 PM »

"Today Apple sent out a press release announcing that it sold over 300,000 iPads in the US the first day in its Apple Stores. Also, over a million apps were downloaded from the App Store that day."

VALIDATE US!!!!!!!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Gardening Advice From 42Yardstick of goEMAW and Phog.net Obscurity

« on: May 07, 2010, 03:31:00 PM »

Wait, is this code for something? 

Does lawn = pubes and crabs = crabs, or is this really lawn = grassy area by your house and crabs = crabGRASS??

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Best vending machine food

« on: May 07, 2010, 03:15:41 PM »

Only 50 cents. Same price as animal crackers, only they have taste.

Almost always sold out on the first day. 

We have the 1.00 version, the bigger bag.  Still a delight and I agree about the bestness of them.

A couple of weeks ago we had a 3 oz version of that in our machine for only 75 cents.  I think the vending machine guy realized he effed up on that, so now we're back to the 1.5 oz bag for 65 cents.   

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Kansas State Football / Re: Insight Bowl moves ahead of Alamo and Holidy

« on: May 07, 2010, 02:54:56 PM »

Insight bowl moved to the old Fiesta bowl in Tempe. It is not played in the BOB anymore.

My bad, thanks for the update.  You know why I didn't know this?  Because nobody gives a crap about the Insight Bowl.  IMO it's about the same level as the Texas Bowl.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Insight Bowl moves ahead of Alamo and Holidy

« on: May 07, 2010, 02:49:54 PM »

QFT.  Will never be able to erase the memory of ass-kicking that Syracuse gave us to put this turd of a bowl game above the Holiday Bowl.  Never.  I would rather go to the Holiday Bowl than the Cotton Bowl.

LOL at playing a bowl game inside of a baseball-only stadium.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo

« on: May 05, 2010, 03:46:44 PM »

I'm going to Taco Tico after work!!!

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: alien ancestors

« on: May 05, 2010, 03:43:46 PM »

Which show, "Mission to Mars" or that show that was on History Channel last night?  Actually,     to both.

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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Tebow shows brilliance at Dove Valley 2day

« on: April 30, 2010, 04:48:45 PM »

Does the equipment manager have any eligibility??

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: KU football v. KU basketball feud takes it up a notch

« on: April 30, 2010, 03:40:45 PM »

"My first instinct was to call my boyfriend who is in the Armed Forces," she said. "He told me how to barricade my room."


 

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Feasibility

« on: April 30, 2010, 01:32:16 PM »

$12 million sure does buy a lot of pie

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Kansas State Football / Re: At anytime did Ron Prince ever make fans do a pledge?

« on: April 29, 2010, 05:30:42 PM »

Turner, No Hooch Gill.

Now someone needs to take this:



and photoshop him holding a ginger ale or something

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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

« on: April 29, 2010, 03:54:33 PM »

Mizzou would be smart to bail out of the Big 12 ASAP and keep major conference status, because from a coaching standpoint the Big 12 is becoming more mid-majory all the time.  Gill, Boyle, Hoiberg, etc.....

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Are you boycotting Arizona?

« on: April 29, 2010, 01:28:46 PM »

Raising Arizona was on TV last night.  Skipped right past it.

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Kansas State Football / Re: At anytime did Ron Prince ever make fans do a pledge?

« on: April 29, 2010, 10:45:05 AM »

Just pray (haha, get it) that you never see Gill wearing a cowboy hat.  You guys are still fracked though.

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: omfg, it's true.

« on: April 28, 2010, 03:44:34 PM »

Ahoi, Matey!!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: building a dome

« on: April 28, 2010, 01:14:45 PM »

Sex bunker??

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Sigma Kappa

« on: April 27, 2010, 04:21:39 PM »

So....you're dating a girl who was/is in Sigma Kappa and are coming clean about some previous trash talk on a message board?

No, just a case of ETP doing some soul searching.

Cool.  Was just wondering if there was a good story behind this moment of reckoning, or if it was part of a 12 step program or you were facing Judgement Day or something.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Renouncing American Citizenship

« on: April 27, 2010, 03:56:00 PM »

Sounds like a lame attempt to not pay taxes   

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Sigma Kappa

« on: April 27, 2010, 12:43:34 PM »

So....you're dating a girl who was/is in Sigma Kappa and are coming clean about some previous trash talk on a message board?

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Kansas State Football / Re: The ICAT package

« on: April 26, 2010, 05:08:01 PM »

What does the "T" represent now?  Back in my era it was Twenty.   

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Mushroom hunting/hunters

« on: April 26, 2010, 02:32:34 PM »

Mushrooms are disgusting.  True story:  The first place I lived off campus was a total dive of a rental house.  One day in the summer the toilet started leaking just a little bit and the bathroom had carpet instead of tile or linoleum.  One morning before work I noticed that some gray fuzzy mold had actually started to grow on the floor next to where the toilet had been leaking.  I was planning on cleaning it up when I got home later that night.  Well when I eventually got back home, I went in to take a piss, and there was a freaking mushroom about 6" tall that had sprouted up from the gray fuzzy hullabaloo.  I was all 

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Arizona may require Obama to show his birth certificate to be on the ballot

« on: April 23, 2010, 02:47:14 PM »

^  THIS.

Birthers are retards.  I suppose they would be happier with McCain/Palin in the White house??   

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Beer Connoisseurs

« on: April 23, 2010, 01:28:06 PM »

Love slamming beers. Natty Light 

some day you'll grow up.

Hey now, Natty Lite has a purpose in life.  It's the beer that gets you through high school and/or college.  Then when you grow up it's the beer that's nice to down a couple of them real quick to cool off after you've mowed your yard or something.

The other quality beers mentioned on here definitely aren't for slamming.