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Messages - Brock Landers

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That was so incredibly bad.  I don't even know where to start.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Tuttlecreek Conspiracy
« on: May 16, 2019, 11:30:21 AM »
I think this can all be chalked up to a case of Big Dam Foolishness.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Fanning's daily MSN news clippings.
« on: May 15, 2019, 01:18:40 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/15/us/farmer-amputates-his-leg-trnd/index.html

Good thing he has that old man farmer strength   :sdeek:

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I remember my first beer too pissclams.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kansas City things
« on: May 14, 2019, 04:58:15 PM »
Also probably mad that theaters won't show garbage like Temptation Island or whatever else he likes.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Celebrity Deaths 2012
« on: May 14, 2019, 01:39:00 PM »
RIP Dorf on Golf guy.

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It's the perfect kickoff time for when you're watching at home.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: New To Investing Thread
« on: May 14, 2019, 12:26:59 PM »
That can't possibly be the case sd, annuity purchases go through a rigorous suitability review   :jerk:

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I came here to chew bubble gum and bitch about Game of Thrones.  And I'm all out of bubble gum.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Trump Presidency
« on: May 14, 2019, 08:57:24 AM »
Trump's oatmeal brain seriously thinks that China makes out one of those novelty lottery winner sized checks payable to the United States and in the memo line it just says TARIFFS.

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Cersei's death was so incredibly unsatisfying.  She deserved something slow and horrible and painful instead of a nice graceful touching scene dying with her lover, who by the way she sent Bronn to kill just a couple of episodes ago but apparently forgot about that.

Jaime should not have been killed by some B team scrub like Euron who looked to be the only survivor of the Iron Fleet's whupping and who also JUST HAPPENED to be stumbling ashore at the exact moment Jaime was walking by.  Please.

I'm no dragon expert but you'd think there is some limit to how much fire a dragon can produce in a short time.  Apparently not, guess Drogon was well hydrated or whatever dragons do to crank out unlimited fire.

So the fleet of ships with scorpions went from marksman level to Stormtrooper level of accuracy overnight.

I'm also puzzled about people flipping out over Dany's heelturn.  She's had absolutely no problem using her dragon to torch people and things previously and now she feels like she's been betrayed by almost everyone around her.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Trump Presidency
« on: May 11, 2019, 01:12:28 PM »
I loved Mad magazine too lib.  I bet Trump is too dumb/uncoordinated to do the Mad Fold-In.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Trump Presidency
« on: May 11, 2019, 12:46:06 PM »
I'm surprised Trump knows Alfred E. Neuman or even Mad magazine.  There's no way he understood their satire.

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Wacky's World / Re: wacky's wild wild weekend
« on: May 10, 2019, 07:05:26 PM »

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Just going off the commercials, Nugenix seems to make you more manly (in and out of the bedroom  :fatty:).  One of the unfortunate side effects is that Frank Thomas gets to bang your wife and you might even become a cuck or something.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Kc restaurant suggestions
« on: May 10, 2019, 10:02:25 AM »
Modelo "specials" are usually $3......in Topeka.

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What the hell is the circle game?
You can’t be real, right?

I'm afraid so  :cry:

You must have been punched in the shoulder roughly a million times by now.

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Wacky's World / Re: Celebrity Interviewer
« on: May 09, 2019, 03:27:47 PM »
I see what you did there.

Ellen is the best at interviewing, assuming you like interviews where someone squeezes out a cutesy anecdote that you'll forget roughly 5 minutes later.

Stern interviews are actually interesting when he's not being too vulgar or ridiculous.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Beer Connoisseurs
« on: May 09, 2019, 09:54:32 AM »
Good call on the Cigar City brews.  I stumbled across some over the weekend and it's one of my new faves.

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Nah, the Bronn scene is barely a blip on the radar of stuff to complain about.

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Someone who went to one of those conversion camps or just flat out had it prayed away?   :dunno:

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There were quite a few things that can and should be criticized but it was still a very good episode.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Shame Yourself
« on: April 29, 2019, 11:17:00 AM »
This morning before heading out the door to work I refilled my travel mug with the last of the coffee from my coffee pot.  I immediately took a large swig of it, somehow forgetting that it was roughly 1 million degrees instead of the merely pleasantly hot stuff I had just been sipping on.  My throat is just about back to normal so I may even be able to eat lunch.

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Probably just a mohair sweater nearby.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Remember That Certain Thing?
« on: April 25, 2019, 11:41:38 AM »
At first glance I thought that was an assortment of Swatch watches, which is also a fine addition to this thread.

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