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Title: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 08:16:11 AM
Our anniversary means a lot,
Much more than any another day;
I celebrate my love for you,
And cherish you in every way.


Through passing time, our love still grows,
A caring relationship to explore;
Our life together gets better and better,
And I keep on loving you more and more.


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Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: steve dave on January 10, 2011, 08:21:20 AM
Already a year, wow.  When we started I thought we were going to get sued a lot more than we have.  I mean, we get sued some but I was expecting like constant suings. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 08:25:37 AM
Already a year, wow.  When we started I thought we were going to get sued a lot more than we have.  I mean, we get sued some but I was expecting like constant suings. 

LOL, I remember how scared of getting sued Trim was.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: OK_Cat on January 10, 2011, 08:44:21 AM
'grats, fellas. 

as someone who's been here the whole time, i want to say thanks for giving me a place to hide out when the wifey wants me to do stuff, and for giving me something to do at work when i should be working. 

 :emawkid:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on January 10, 2011, 09:00:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
But it should be remixed to say goEMAW and stuff
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on January 10, 2011, 09:33:04 AM
Screw you goEMAW, you for get my birthday  :curse: and you expect me to wish you a happy anniversery? 
NOT        GOING            TO            HAPPEN!
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: cas4ksu on January 10, 2011, 09:53:37 AM
Go Cats.

And go-EMAW.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: yoman on January 10, 2011, 10:42:28 AM
 :party: :party:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 10:44:16 AM
Screw you goEMAW, you for get my birthday  :curse: and you expect me to wish you a happy anniversery? 
NOT        GOING            TO            HAPPEN!

SD is typically in charge of that sort of thing.  Mistakes were made. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: bakerman on January 10, 2011, 10:50:07 AM
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Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 10:55:30 AM
We need some ideas on how we should celebrate our anniversary.  This has to be good, because we are setting precedent here for how we celebrate each year going forward.

Contests?  Feasts?  Fasting?  Guest speakers?  Carnivals?
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: PandaXpanda on January 10, 2011, 11:02:58 AM
i spend too much time here. so eff you guys.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: EllToPay on January 10, 2011, 11:35:47 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbethanns.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F09%2Fanniversary-cake-250.jpg&hash=1b32da72c851835d54e453aa31d620c5acd0f1da)
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 10, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
We need some ideas on how we should celebrate our anniversary.  This has to be good, because we are setting precedent here for how we celebrate each year going forward.

Contests?  Feasts?  Fasting?  Guest speakers?  Carnivals?


Trip to Hawaii? 

Also like contest idea.  Winner gets to put a severed horse head in Cosh's bed.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: OK_Cat on January 10, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
We need some ideas on how we should celebrate our anniversary.  This has to be good, because we are setting precedent here for how we celebrate each year going forward.

Contests?  Feasts?  Fasting?  Guest speakers?  Carnivals?


pretty sure we should do what this board is known for:  cause a bunch of crap and eff with people.   :ck:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Trim on January 10, 2011, 01:04:22 PM
Already a year, wow.  When we started I thought we were going to get sued a lot more than we have.  I mean, we get sued some but I was expecting like constant suings. 

LOL, I remember how scared of getting sued Trim was.

Attorney-client privilege, bad person.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 10, 2011, 01:13:34 PM
I'll always be grateful to Mr.KK for the pm. I was totally clueless for about 24 hours. Happy Anniversary goEMAW.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: wiley on January 10, 2011, 01:20:02 PM
still want my effing Cooler from MJ
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on January 10, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
Yeah a year ago I was not on line for about 2 months and at the end of January I go the the other site and was all WTF happened.  I PM'd doom and he told me how to get here.  Thanks  :doom:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 01:25:48 PM
I've been giving this some thought, and I think our first anniversary would be a good time to kickoff an initiative to build a monorail around campus.

I've done a little research, and you can get one for about $10 Million per km (http://www.monorails.org/tmspages/HowMuch.html)

It's 2.3 miles from LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium to the Higgginbotham Gate across from Aggieville, so that's about $37million.   It would be comparable to the Korean Urbanaut monorail.

Obviously we'd go with purple as our choice among the available color options.   Personally, I'd like to open it up to the City of Manhattan to link in and extend it out to the airport, but that's their call.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monorails.org%2Fwebpix%25202%2FIncheonUrbanaut01.jpg&hash=c1ca44cf8051632419e69dec5585ab111d08b9eb)
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 01:29:28 PM
I've been giving this some thought, and I think our first anniversary would be a good time to kickoff an initiative to build a monorail around campus.

I've done a little research, and you can get one for about $10 Million per km (http://www.monorails.org/tmspages/HowMuch.html)

It's 2.3 miles from LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium to the Higgginbotham Gate across from Aggieville, so that's about $37million.   It would be comparable to the Korean Urbanaut monorail.

Obviously we'd go with purple as our choice among the available color options.   Personally, I'd like to open it up to the City of Manhattan to link in and extend it out to the airport, but that's their call.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monorails.org%2Fwebpix%25202%2FIncheonUrbanaut01.jpg&hash=c1ca44cf8051632419e69dec5585ab111d08b9eb)
I vote the old plan of underground heated lazy river.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 01:34:22 PM
I vote the old plan of underground heated lazy river.

Things change, bro.  You need to get on board with the monorail.  Honestly, the lazy river idea was stupid...never going to happen.

Look, I think I speak for all the Mods around here when I say that we are fully prepared to thrust our great political weight behind any KSU Student Body President candidate willing to spearhead this initiative by making it the entirity of their platform.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
I vote the old plan of underground heated lazy river.

Things change, bro.  You need to get on board with the monorail.  Honestly, the lazy river idea was stupid...never going to happen.

Look, I think I speak for all the Mods around here when I say that we are fully prepared to thrust our great political weight behind any KSU Student Body President candidate willing to spearhead this initiative by making it the entirity of their platform.
absolutely.

Monorail : let's get KSU on the right track!
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 01:38:38 PM
I vote the old plan of underground heated lazy river.

Things change, bro.  You need to get on board with the monorail.  Honestly, the lazy river idea was stupid...never going to happen.

Look, I think I speak for all the Mods around here when I say that we are fully prepared to thrust our great political weight behind any KSU Student Body President candidate willing to spearhead this initiative by making it the entirity of their platform.
absolutely.

Monorail : let's get KSU on the right track!
Lazy River:  Waters calmed!
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: 0.42 on January 10, 2011, 01:39:24 PM
i'll be sure to bring up the monorail thing at the next graduate student council meeting
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 01:39:33 PM
MONORAIL : THE ONLY PATHWAY TO SUCCESS
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 01:41:03 PM
Monorail:  Train the right way.

 :D
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 01:47:45 PM
underground lazy river: because we've earned it.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 01:50:46 PM
Monorail: this way the terrorists don't win
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 10, 2011, 01:51:55 PM
underground lazy river: because we've earned it.
sorry Rick, the mob has spoken
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 01:55:01 PM
Underground Lazy River:  Because the one at City Park is full of little kids and people with tattoos.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 01:56:36 PM
Monorail:  MENTORAIL!
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 01:57:06 PM
Monofail
 :eek: :lol:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
Monofail
 :eek: :lol:



 :woot: :lol:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 02:01:30 PM
We will need a conductor for the monorail.


I hereby announce my candidacy for monorail conductor.

The following powerful corporations support me:
Honda
LG
Sony
Hewlett-Packard
Dell
Microsoft
Dover Publishing
The American Physical Society
Pepsico
goEMAW.com
ZEBRA
Starbucks Coffee
Sprint
Wrigley Gum
Harney & Sons
Big Poppis Bicycle Co.
Unilever
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 10, 2011, 02:04:11 PM
Congrats on surviving for at least one year, fellas.   :babywillie:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 02:04:49 PM
Congrats on surviving for at least one year, fellas.   :babywillie:
IS THAT SOME KIND OF THREAT?!
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 02:05:10 PM
Too late dlew.  What you didn't know is that I already had Populous come up with some renderings....Here is a sneak peek:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa107%2Fbig12north%2Fmonorail.jpg&hash=c440cb87089db985304ad41040f7105d54ae0b06)
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: steve dave on January 10, 2011, 02:08:29 PM
I guess if they call it the goEMAW.com Monorail Featuring steve dave I'd vote monorail. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 02:09:57 PM
I guess if they call it the goEMAW.com Monorail Featuring steve dave, but Conducted by Chingon I'd vote monorail. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: OK_Cat on January 10, 2011, 02:13:47 PM
"roll tide rail"
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 02:15:33 PM
the lazy river is going to be heated while the monorail will soon be defeated.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 02:17:36 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 02:27:27 PM
Just submitted a layout/draft to oscar (You guys probably know him better as "Mayor Snead").   Anyways he's going to crunch some numbers, but overall he said he likes what he sees and that the project "looks likely with ground breaking in 2016."
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FLazyRiver.jpg%3Ft%3D1294691034&hash=053b213551f314c2eb1325eace107612fb35b694)
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: OK_Cat on January 10, 2011, 02:32:59 PM
hey, you lazy assholes, instead of arguing about it why don't you just compromise and create an underground heated monorail?

jfc, jfc.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 10, 2011, 02:36:02 PM
lol @ the location of the entrance/exits points on that map.

wow, just wow.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 10, 2011, 02:40:33 PM
can the lazy river be purple drink instead of water?
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CNS on January 10, 2011, 02:45:31 PM
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.  Would also have to be able to be a high-speed river/rail  portion between KC and Manhattan so I don't get bored in transit(maybe a jet ski portion on the not-so-lazy river).

If river, need to provide special equipt to keep me from getting wrinkly fingers/toes.  

Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: steve dave on January 10, 2011, 02:46:14 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 

omg boom roast
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2011, 02:52:53 PM
Inside the tunnel:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FULRTunnel.jpg%3Ft%3D1294692706&hash=1b678f22e7dd32d829bd7e5b74bf6d28a1b007bc)
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 03:04:04 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Expect a phone call from BSAC, we at goEMAW.com take HIPAA violations VERY seriously.

I didn't say a damn word when you wrote off those plugs as a "medical expense", but I think BCBS will be getting an anonymous tip very soon.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 10, 2011, 03:05:17 PM
Chingons earwax is grey, not orange-ish.  :surprised:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 03:08:41 PM
Chingons earwax is grey, not orange-ish.  :surprised:
It would be a shame if everyone knew what the prescription strength fungicide G***Cat refills every six weeks is really for.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 03:16:40 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Expect a phone call from BSAC, we at goEMAW.com take HIPAA violations VERY seriously.

I didn't say a damn word when you wrote off those plugs as a "medical expense", but I think BCBS will be getting an anonymous tip very soon.

nothing to do w/ hipaa and everything to do w/ who i saw you walking home from the bars after close on friday and saturday and then eating lunch at chilis w/ this sunday afternoon just before the chiefs game.  :lol:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 10, 2011, 03:33:17 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon. 
Expect a phone call from BSAC, we at goEMAW.com take HIPAA violations VERY seriously.

I didn't say a damn word when you wrote off those plugs as a "medical expense", but I think BCBS will be getting an anonymous tip very soon.

nothing to do w/ hipaa and everything to do w/ who i saw you walking home from the bars after close on friday and then eating lunch at chilis w/ sunday afternoon just before the chiefs game.  :lol:
Well jokes on you bub, because we didn't go all the way.  She said she an army test or something next week and she couldn't even if she wanted to (which she did of course).   Said they would know if she did and it could get in her troubs.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 10, 2011, 03:37:35 PM
Chingons earwax is grey, not orange-ish.  :surprised:
It would be a shame if everyone knew what the prescription strength fungicide GagaCat refills every six weeks is really for.

Hey, Chingon. I'm also an Administrator of this board, although i'm slightly better at it than you are.  You may want to edit your comment before I edit it for you.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 03:39:30 PM
ok, ok, ok. we all need to calm down. some things have been said that we would all probably take back if we could but we can't. let's just accept the fact that everyone is against this monorail and for the lazy river and move on as friends.   :cheers:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Jim Leavitt on January 10, 2011, 03:48:36 PM
Long time, first time.  Keep up the great work.  Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist in the monorail effort. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: wetwillie on January 10, 2011, 03:49:32 PM
Long time, first time.  Keep up the great work.  Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist in the monorail effort. 

NO COMMENT
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 10, 2011, 03:52:12 PM
Long time, first time.  Keep up the great work.  Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist in the monorail effort. 

NO COMMENT

I know, right?  Of all the things to chime in on.  Wow.  This thing is settled folks.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: ChiComCat on January 10, 2011, 04:51:06 PM
Looks like the board wont make it to 2...
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CNS on January 10, 2011, 04:54:00 PM
Looks like the board wont make it to 2...

Between Trim and Levitt, one of them needs to establish dominance over the other.  There simply cannot be two choke-out'ers  on this board at one time.  Otherwise, I agree with chi.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Trim on January 10, 2011, 08:07:59 PM
Looks like the board wont make it to 2...

Between Trim and Levitt, one of them needs to establish dominance over the other.  There simply cannot be two choke-out'ers  on this board at one time.  Otherwise, I agree with chi.

 :combofan: but with each hand in choke position.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: turns_cats_trashy on January 10, 2011, 11:02:57 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTr0mOL8GaUKXDiWQnlh3_sMuLiwwTxPObA1tbbSDt8Yb9fQqt1n0L0gwlE2A&hash=88e452352708215b8a88d3fcef9eced04bbcaed1)

Garfield's goomah is definately emaw
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: wabash909 on January 11, 2011, 07:07:00 AM
This gonorail sounds more disgusting than a truck stop bathroom.  Sorry, but I shouldn't have to wear a condom just to ride this thing from Dara's to Aggieville.  No thanks.

Stick with the lazy river or BRT, mods. 


Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CHONGS on January 11, 2011, 09:28:01 AM
This gonorail sounds more disgusting than a truck stop bathroom.  Sorry, but I shouldn't have to wear a condom just to ride this thing from Dara's to Aggieville.  No thanks.

Stick with the lazy river or BRT, mods. 



You should note that rd never denied the fact his lazy river is twice as likely to to gon you up.

sound like  Lazy "Painful Discharge" River to me...
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: wabash909 on January 11, 2011, 09:39:24 AM
This gonorail sounds more disgusting than a truck stop bathroom.  Sorry, but I shouldn't have to wear a condom just to ride this thing from Dara's to Aggieville.  No thanks.

Stick with the lazy river or BRT, mods. 



You should note that rd never denied the fact his lazy river is twice as likely to to gon you up.

sound like  Lazy "Painful Discharge" River to me...


Yeah Ching, let’s all jump on board the gonorail and ride it all the way to the next stop, Animal Planet's hit show “Infestation”!

Look, I’m just saying there are better ways to serve our high volume, urban mass transit needs in Manhattan:  A lazy river.  Or gondolas perhaps.




Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Johnny Thunderbone on January 12, 2011, 12:56:30 AM
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CNS on January 12, 2011, 09:06:23 AM
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

 :peek:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 12, 2011, 11:27:04 AM
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

 :peek:

We're damn near neighbors.  Give me your address so I can come leave a flaming bag of poo.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CNS on January 12, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail.  I could care less.  Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote.

You live in Basehor?  :peek:

 :peek:

We're damn near neighbors.  Give me your address so I can come leave a flaming bag of poo.

Feeling all dirty all of a sudden.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: 0.42 on January 12, 2011, 01:09:48 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 12, 2011, 01:24:50 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Pete on January 12, 2011, 01:26:43 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.

LOL, with the way your scope is expanding, you'll never secure funding. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: DQ12 on January 12, 2011, 01:29:12 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.
Plus you can clearly see that there's a stop at dennison and anderson on the Lazy River Map.  Pretty sure that's just behind your apartment complex...
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: 0.42 on January 12, 2011, 01:30:43 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.

MODS,

I can only support the underground heated water lazy river thing if:

1. There is a station for underground access on the corner of 17th and Laramie

2. They have a "pontoon boat" carpool lane for quicker travel for those of us who can't afford to spend like 45 rough ridin' minutes tubing up to the rec and back


edit: OR A STOP AT DENNISON AND ANDERSON
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 12, 2011, 01:36:32 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.

MODS,

I can only support the underground heated water lazy river thing if:

1. There is a station for underground access on the corner of 17th and Laramie

2. They have a "pontoon boat" carpool lane for quicker travel for those of us who can't afford to spend like 45 effing minutes tubing up to the rec and back


edit: OR A STOP AT DENNISON AND ANDERSON

the beauty of the lazy river will be that pdestrians will be able to hop in and hop out when they want. this is directly opposed to any kind of monorail system that will require complete stoppage of all passenges at each "docking station". my engineers have run many preliminary numbers on a variety of industry simulators and all have found lazy river commuting times to be vastly faster than that of the monorail. i'll be sure to take your thoughts into consideration thought. thank you for your input and remember "todays lazy river is tomorrow's future".
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: CNS on January 12, 2011, 02:19:45 PM
I can only support the monorail if there's a line from Laramie to the rec. Normally I'd walk my ass up there, but it's like negative igloo degrees outside right now. GET THIS INSTALLED NOW, SCHULTZ :angry:

yeah. great thinking. if it's super duper cold outside i know i'd much rather get on an above ground train type thing as opposed to a below ground heated water transit pool type system. also, did i mention the lazy river is going to have lazer lights and bubble machines throughout.

LOL, with the way your scope is expanding, you'll never secure funding. 

'fraid Daris will have to choose between lasers/bubbles and heat.  The money just isn't there.

Also, disinfectant/chemicals budget will be less if water is cold.  BUDGET SAVINGS!!!!

Freezing cold, under treated lazy river/ hepatitis river it is!
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: 0.42 on January 12, 2011, 02:25:54 PM
sounds extremely KSTATEO
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 12, 2011, 09:46:40 PM
I support the monorail if there's a stop by the planned 180' Weird Robert Colossus being planned for that open space in front of Anderson.

35' bronze foam finger.  The final step in making KSU the elite of the elite.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Tobias on January 16, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
From what this all sounds like, you might be able to get with the City of Manhattan and try to get this thing rolling as a "stormwater system rehabilitation" project. 
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: EuroCat on January 16, 2011, 02:23:47 PM
From what this all sounds like, you might be able to get with the City of Manhattan and try to get this thing rolling as a "stormwater system rehabilitation" project. 
Prolly bundle that in with the NBAF
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: BigCat on January 16, 2011, 10:36:18 PM
I can't believe I'm typing this, but I agree with Daris.

Tucks, emawrs, blacks, whites, males, females (and even Mexicans), lend your ear:

It would be a colossal mistake to dismiss out of hand the dream of the lazy river that we have all worked so hard to achieve. Supposedly MHK is due to receive federal megafunds to be used at our discretion. Previously, my understanding was that those funds were to be used for transporting seniors to their jobs at Wal Mart and stuff. I am here to say that a solution* may exist which would satisfy everybody's needs and desires. But we have to work together and think rationally. Let's focus on our shared goal to float down lazy rivers whenever we please and work on our other wants later.

HEAR THIS PLEA: Do not abandon the Lazy River.

















*not involving a monorail
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: wes mantooth on January 21, 2011, 10:48:34 AM
Dear goEMAW,

Here's to another great year.

Best wishes,

Wes Mantooth

wmt
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: EMAW SP8 on January 25, 2011, 02:37:44 PM
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Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 19, 2012, 01:45:11 PM
Quote
Andy Staples  @Andy_Staples

West Virginia has an on-campus monorail. I feel like this has been really undersold.

your move goEMAW.
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 19, 2012, 02:29:54 PM
WGAF, I think the reality is we missed out own Second Anniversary!?
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2012, 02:30:42 PM
WGAF, I think the reality is we missed out own Second Anniversary!?

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 19, 2012, 02:53:07 PM
WGAF, I think the reality is we missed out own Second Anniversary!?

 :sdeek:

Bunch of ungrateful assholes around here.  All the suings we endure and for what?
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 19, 2012, 03:26:40 PM
WGAF, I think the reality is we missed out own Second Anniversary!?

 :sdeek:

Bunch of ungrateful assholes around here.  All the suings we endure and for what?
I appreciate you guys. Thanks for all you do, mods.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: HEY goEMAW!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 19, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
WGAF, I think the reality is we missed out own Second Anniversary!?

 :sdeek:

Bunch of ungrateful assholes around here.  All the suings we endure and for what?
I appreciate you guys. Thanks for all you do, mods.  :thumbs:

Thanks.  Now take one of these Summons on your way out.