Author Topic: HEY goEMAW! (Read 14798 times)

CHONGS · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:39:33 PM »

MONORAIL : THE ONLY PATHWAY TO SUCCESS

DQ12 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:41:03 PM »

Monorail: Train the right way.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:47:45 PM »

underground lazy river: because we've earned it.

CHONGS · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:50:46 PM »

Monorail: this way the terrorists don't win

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 01:47:45 PM

underground lazy river: because we've earned it.

sorry Rick, the mob has spoken

DQ12 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:55:01 PM »

Underground Lazy River: Because the one at City Park is full of little kids and people with tattoos.

Pete · « **Reply #31 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:56:36 PM »

Monorail: MENTORAIL!

DQ12 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:57:06 PM »

Monofail

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:58:13 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 10, 2011, 01:57:06 PM

Monofail

CHONGS · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:01:30 PM »

We will need a conductor for the monorail.

I hereby announce my candidacy for monorail conductor.

The following powerful corporations support me:
Honda
LG
Sony
Hewlett-Packard
Dell
Microsoft
Dover Publishing
The American Physical Society
Pepsico
goEMAW.com
ZEBRA
Starbucks Coffee
Sprint
Wrigley Gum
Harney & Sons
Big Poppis Bicycle Co.
Unilever

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:04:11 PM »

Congrats on surviving for at least one year, fellas.

CHONGS · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 10, 2011, 02:04:11 PM

Congrats on surviving for at least one year, fellas.

IS THAT SOME KIND OF THREAT?!

Pete · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:05:10 PM »

Too late dlew. What you didn't know is that I already had Populous come up with some renderings....Here is a sneak peek:

steve dave · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:08:29 PM »

I guess if they call it the goEMAW.com Monorail Featuring steve dave I'd vote monorail.

CHONGS · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:09:57 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 10, 2011, 02:08:29 PM

I guess if they call it the goEMAW.com Monorail Featuring steve dave, but Conducted by Chingon I'd vote monorail.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:13:47 PM »

"roll ~~tide~~ rail"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #41 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:15:33 PM »

the lazy river is going to be heated while the monorail will soon be defeated.

CHONGS · « **Reply #42 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:17:36 PM »

Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

DQ12 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:27:27 PM »

Just submitted a layout/draft to oscar (You guys probably know him better as "Mayor Snead"). Anyways he's going to crunch some numbers, but overall he said he likes what he sees and that the project "looks likely with ground breaking in 2016."

OK_Cat · « **Reply #44 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:32:59 PM »

hey, you lazy assholes, instead of arguing about it why don't you just compromise and create an underground heated monorail?

jfc, jfc.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #45 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:36:02 PM »

lol @ the location of the entrance/exits points on that map.

wow, just wow.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #46 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:40:33 PM »

can the lazy river be purple drink instead of water?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #47 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 10, 2011, 02:17:36 PM

Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon.

CNS · « **Reply #48 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:45:31 PM »

I am for either the Lazy River or the Monorail. I could care less. Either one would need to have a Basehor/West KC branch to secure my vote. Would also have to be able to be a high-speed river/rail portion between KC and Manhattan so I don't get bored in transit(maybe a jet ski portion on the not-so-lazy river).

If river, need to provide special equipt to keep me from getting wrinkly fingers/toes.

steve dave · « **Reply #49 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:46:14 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on January 10, 2011, 02:42:43 PM

Quote from: Chingon on January 10, 2011, 02:17:36 PM
Monorail: half as likely to give you gonorrhea.

shouldn't even really be a concern for someone that probably already has it. chingon.

omg boom roast