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Title: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Lamesauce on October 27, 2010, 08:39:57 PM
My girlfriend is a KU fan. Even though she doesn't care about sports.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 27, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
Got piss drunk in high school and shagged a gal with HUGE boobs (only to find out, that they were huge, because the rest of her was huge) - all my buddies LTAO on Monday morning at school.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 08:57:56 PM
Got piss drunk in high school and shagged a gal with HUGE boobs (only to find out, that they were huge, because the rest of her was huge) - all my buddies LTAO on Monday morning at school.

Meh. Pussy is pussy is pussy.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Scary Smart on October 27, 2010, 09:00:56 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year.  :nerd:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 27, 2010, 09:03:53 PM
Got really drunk, had bad shits, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year.  :nerd:

Elton.   :blush:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 09:05:35 PM
Got really drunk, had bad shits, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.


Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  :shy:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 27, 2010, 09:21:30 PM
Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.


Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  :shy:

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 27, 2010, 09:25:27 PM
Got really drunk, had bad shits, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.
similar experience only I had turned the shower on(trying to sober up) and passed out while on the toilet for god knows how long and my mother found me butt naked on the toilet.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 09:26:57 PM
Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.


Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  :shy:

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?

We used the bathroom to take a piss, on Vattier, thank you.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 27, 2010, 09:51:28 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year.  :nerd:

Elton.   :blush:

My sister named her's Noonan and Hawkeye. :dunno:

As for Ging, I sang soprano in the middle school choir in 7th grade.  :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Panjandrum on October 27, 2010, 09:56:07 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:

Once high-fived a girl at the end of a date in high school because, frankly, I clammed up and made the first social gesture that came to mind.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 09:56:46 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year.  :nerd:

Elton.   :blush:

My sister named her's Noonan and Hawkeye. :dunno:

As for Ging, I sang soprano in the middle school choir in 7th grade.  :goodbyecruelworld:

Wow. For a minute, thought you meant your sister named her chungas.    :surprised:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 27, 2010, 10:02:12 PM
I attempted to blow this massive fart in my living room and instead pinched off a turtle head.  I was standing, wearing shorts and this marble sized turd dropped out of a pant leg.  It was glorious.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: gokatgo on October 27, 2010, 10:03:01 PM
sometimes I scratch my bad person and get a stinky finger then I'm too lazy to go wash my hands so I just keep on eating my sandwich and chips
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 27, 2010, 10:05:51 PM
When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 :horrorsurprise:

Once high-fived a girl at the end of a date in high school because, frankly, I clammed up and made the first social gesture that came to mind.
thats pretty awesome
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 10:07:06 PM
I attempted to blow this massive fart in my living room and instead pinched off a turtle head.  I was standing, wearing shorts and this marble sized turd dropped out of a pant leg.  It was glorious.


 :surprised:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 27, 2010, 10:12:14 PM
may or may not have been caught  :jerk:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: j rake on October 27, 2010, 10:26:56 PM
I brought pogs to school five years after they became "uncool" hoping people would remember how much fun they were.

Nobody wanted to play at lunch time. So I sat there with a tube full of 500 pogs and a ham & cheese sandwich.

:goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: HeinBallz on October 27, 2010, 10:27:39 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: PandaXpanda on October 27, 2010, 10:33:05 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

also had this happen. just a terrible experience.



sr year of hs i also got caught by mall security while banging an ex in the back of my jeep.  :users:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 10:33:38 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: nicname on October 27, 2010, 10:42:08 PM
sometimes I scratch my bad person and get a stinky finger then I'm too lazy to go wash my hands so I just keep on eating my sandwich and chips
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: HeinBallz on October 27, 2010, 10:45:34 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.
3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.
3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.   :dunno:

Not meaning to be rude.....but..........what do you suppose your mom and dad did after she went back to the bedroom?

 :users:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: AbeFroman on October 28, 2010, 12:03:59 AM
Took a piss in the backyard at a house party. Had the multiple stream thing going on and didn't know cause it was pitch black. I walked back into the party and....
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TheShocker on October 28, 2010, 10:37:23 AM
Took a piss in the backyard at a house party. Had the multiple stream thing going on and didn't know cause it was pitch black. I walked back into the party and....


And what???? Was there a bloody hook hanging from your fly?? I hate it when that happens!
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: cas4ksu on October 28, 2010, 10:39:58 AM
great thread.

i really enjoy musicals. and i'm a bro, dude!
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 11:02:29 AM
I love wine, pop music, disneyworld, shopping, romantic comedies, and I do all the cooking and most of the cleaning at Casa SD. 
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: MeatSauce on October 28, 2010, 11:09:03 AM
my favorite band/musical group/etc......is Duran Duran.  There isn't another straight male on the face of this earth who loves "The Reflex" more than MeatSauce.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Panjandrum on October 28, 2010, 11:40:02 AM
I own a Jason Mraz album...and I like it.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 28, 2010, 11:42:54 AM
When i was 10 I got the Michael Jackson Thriller jacket for Christmas.... and wore it... a lot.  :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 11:43:39 AM
I pretty was pretty much the first person to stand during the standing ovation when we saw Jersey Boys.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: bakerman on October 28, 2010, 11:49:09 AM
great thread.

i really enjoy musicals. and i'm a bro, dude!

^This

Also record Glee and watch every week...   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Panjandrum on October 28, 2010, 11:51:52 AM
I've seen every episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 28, 2010, 12:16:44 PM
i thought it was freefrow until i was probably eight or nine.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 12:33:15 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: PandaXpanda on October 28, 2010, 12:44:00 PM
when i was 12 i peed all over my jeans, on accident, at a halloween party. i had to wrap my sweatshirt around my waist for the remainder of the night, leaving me freezing. we also had to pile in a van for 30 min ride and everyone was like: a. why aren't you wearing your sweatshirt? it's cold as balls out. and b. why does it smell like a stable in here.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: kstate16 on October 28, 2010, 12:46:42 PM
went home for a week and got really drunk at a friends.  A girl had been texting me from back home, blatantly telling me she just wanted to hook up. so once the liquid courage started working, I made the booty call.  So where should this happen, I think to myself.  Well, I just said eff it went to my room (bed shares wall with parents) and decided to go at it.

Morning breakfast- not one word was spoken.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 01:02:05 PM
SD-  I had to go to speech therapy for the "R" thing too!!!  Not sure of the exact years I went... 2nd and 3rd or 3rd and 4th.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 28, 2010, 01:26:52 PM
Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.


Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  :shy:

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?

We used the bathroom to take a piss, on Vattier, thank you.

Whoa, whoa...wait a minute.  You soiled yourself walking down Vattier and then proceeded to go into your neighbors house to dump your brownies?

Neighbor code, dude, neighbor code.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ChiComCat on October 28, 2010, 01:41:33 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my crap together
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: cas4ksu on October 28, 2010, 01:48:40 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

SO DID I!
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ltrain on October 28, 2010, 01:50:46 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my cac together

I had to g-g-g-go t-t-t-t-o speech therapy cause I st-st-st-st-studdered.  They sssssssssaid I w-w-w-w-w-would groooow out of it.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ChiComCat on October 28, 2010, 01:53:17 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my cac together

I had to g-g-g-go t-t-t-t-o speech therapy cause I st-st-st-st-studdered.  They sssssssssaid I w-w-w-w-w-would groooow out of it.
AND????????
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 28, 2010, 02:08:01 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my cac together

I had to g-g-g-go t-t-t-t-o speech therapy cause I st-st-st-st-studdered.  They sssssssssaid I w-w-w-w-w-would groooow out of it.

soft contacts bro. soft. also, the elephant in the room is that all of us used to make incredible fun of all you speechys having to head off to the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) room twice a week or whatever it is you used to have to do. dear god.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 02:11:35 PM
wow, I think rd just made fun of actual Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids not like when I make fun of you rough ridin' retards but when someone is actually slow and you feel bad for them and rick daris knocks their books out of their hands  :horrorsurprise: (my school's speech room wasn't even close to the special ed room fwiw)
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ltrain on October 28, 2010, 02:16:19 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my cac together

I had to g-g-g-go t-t-t-t-o speech therapy cause I st-st-st-st-studdered.  They sssssssssaid I w-w-w-w-w-would groooow out of it.

soft contacts bro. soft. also, the elephant in the room is that all of us used to make incredible fun of all you speechys having to head off to the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) room twice a week or whatever it is you used to have to do. dear god.

:frown:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 28, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
wow, I think rd just made fun of actual Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids not like when I make fun of you effing retards but when someone is actually slow and you feel bad for them and rick daris knocks their books out of their hands  :horrorsurprise: (my school's speach room wasn't even close to the special ed room fwiw)


well, given that my little brother is severely mentally challenged and was recently been diagnosed w/ klinefelters, i'm going to be the last person on this board to actually make fun of people with real issues. were you so drunk that you don't remember talking with him for twenty minutes before the ucla game this year? maybe you need another three week break from the board lohan.

 :flush:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 02:28:55 PM
wow, I think rd just made fun of actual Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids not like when I make fun of you effing retards but when someone is actually slow and you feel bad for them and rick daris knocks their books out of their hands  :horrorsurprise: (my school's speach room wasn't even close to the special ed room fwiw)


well, given that my little brother is severely mentally challenged and was recently been diagnosed w/ klinefelters, i'm going to be the last person on this board to actually make fun of people with real issues. were you so drunk that you don't remember talking with him for twenty minutes before the ucla game this year? maybe you need another three week break from the board lohan.

 :flush:

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 28, 2010, 02:31:43 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my cac together

I had to g-g-g-go t-t-t-t-o speech therapy cause I st-st-st-st-studdered.  They sssssssssaid I w-w-w-w-w-would groooow out of it.

soft contacts bro. soft. also, the elephant in the room is that all of us used to make incredible fun of all you speechys having to head off to the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) room twice a week or whatever it is you used to have to do. dear god.

QFT!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ltrain on October 28, 2010, 02:33:52 PM
I had to go to speach therapy until the third grade.  I said my Rs like Ws.  I would "wun down the woad".  Couldn't hear the difference between Rs and Ws either. 

Was also in speech therapy.  Mine was thru like 7th grade when there was a creepy white trash girl that had a crush on me in there.  That was motivation for me to get my cac together

I had to g-g-g-go t-t-t-t-o speech therapy cause I st-st-st-st-studdered.  They sssssssssaid I w-w-w-w-w-would groooow out of it.
AND????????

Turns out ltrainmom overreacted and I did grow out of it.  I've totally made fun of kids who stuttered ever since.  Whenever I get  :horrorsurprise: looks from people I'm all "don't worry, its ok, I used to st-st-stutter"

 :lol: :lol: <-- me and RD making fun of speechy's (only it was ok for me cause I used to be one)
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 02:52:14 PM
LOL @ RD trying to act like the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) was his brother.  You're not fooling anyone around here, tard.   
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 03:27:03 PM
I enjoy tourist traps more than I should
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ChiComCat on October 28, 2010, 03:38:09 PM
I actually enjoyed one or two of JTKSU's 14391249017 posts

:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Pexikan on October 28, 2010, 03:43:03 PM
I'm a Major League Soccer fan. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 28, 2010, 03:47:13 PM
I almost always get misty-eyed by the end of Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 28, 2010, 03:49:03 PM
I routinely go through Enya phases.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 28, 2010, 03:52:29 PM
I may have shed a tear when Tommy's dad dies in Tommy Boy.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: 06wildcat on October 28, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
I almost always get misty-eyed by the end of Extreme Makeover Home Edition.



Me too, mainly because they usually end up giving the family way more house than they can afford so you know it will be put up for sale almost immediately.  :lol: <-- Me laughing at all the people in the community who thought they were helping by building the local redneck family a mansion. It causes tears sometimes.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Panjandrum on October 28, 2010, 04:00:04 PM
I may or may not have shed a few tears when watching the end of "Marley and Me".
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: gato montes on October 28, 2010, 04:02:53 PM
I actually graduated from KU but have always been completely EMAW. K-stateo told me I saw  :bartender: and :bigtoke:  more than the inside of any classroom.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 04:04:14 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 28, 2010, 04:07:48 PM
I actually graduated from KU but have always been completely EMAW.

 :users:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: MeatSauce on October 28, 2010, 04:09:41 PM
I may or may not have shed a few tears when watching the end of "Marley and Me".

completely normal
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: dmartin on October 28, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
I've always had a secret lust for girls named Patti
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TheShocker on October 28, 2010, 04:18:42 PM
I have been posting on wavingthewheat.com
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: KITNfury on October 28, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 04:24:57 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 28, 2010, 04:27:22 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life.  

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
Sounds like a good place to meet some slutty chicks.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 04:40:49 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life.  

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people?  :dunno:

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 28, 2010, 04:42:04 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people?  :dunno:

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.

some guys = you??
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 04:43:17 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people?  :dunno:

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.

some guys = you??
No I fit into the cheat a lot and meet unclean people.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: CNS on October 28, 2010, 04:52:17 PM
You need to write a book or come up with a Reality TV show.  People eat that crap up.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 04:53:17 PM
You need to write a book or come up with a Reality TV show.  People eat that cac up.
Rumblings!
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Lamesauce on October 28, 2010, 06:17:03 PM
I hate dogs. Cats are ok. I enjoy fish the most.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 28, 2010, 08:43:02 PM
Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.


Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  :shy:

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?

We used the bathroom to take a piss, on Vattier, thank you.

Whoa, whoa...wait a minute.  You soiled yourself walking down Vattier and then proceeded to go into your neighbors house to dump your brownies?

Neighbor code, dude, neighbor code.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all good. I was doing his girlfriend anyway. Even on the hood of my car. Miss that girl................    :cry:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Joker on October 28, 2010, 08:52:01 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people?  :dunno:

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.

some guys = you??
No I fit into the cheat a lot and meet unclean people.

Sounds fascinating.  Care to expand a little more with anecdotes?
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: pike on October 28, 2010, 09:10:22 PM
crap my pants on my 21st bday. Not really secret tho I tell everyone that
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: wetwillie on October 28, 2010, 10:09:05 PM
cac my pants on my 21st bday. Not really secret tho I tell everyone that

I have also crap myself after a night of hard drinking, i'm betting the percentage of people who read this board that have as well is pretty high.  Maybe we ought to have ching run it through the slide rule or whatever fancy machine he uses.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 28, 2010, 10:12:37 PM
cac my pants on my 21st bday. Not really secret tho I tell everyone that

I have also crap myself after a night of hard drinking, i'm betting the percentage of people who read this board that have as well is pretty high.  Maybe we ought to have ching run it through the slide rule or whatever fancy machine he uses.




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Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
I pissed my pants twice in like 3 weeks.  Once in the Spangles drivethru at Hillside and Central and once when I kept trying to use the wrong key to unlock my front door.  I was drunk as hell but I distinctly remember thinking:  "eff it, I'm just gonna piss my pants.". Thank God for leather seats.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: HeinBallz on October 28, 2010, 11:07:12 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.
3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.   :dunno:

Not meaning to be rude.....but..........what do you suppose your mom and dad did after she went back to the bedroom?

 :users:

excellent joke btw, I bet you're also really good at paint by numbers.   :flush:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 28, 2010, 11:27:04 PM
mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.
3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.   :dunno:

Not meaning to be rude.....but..........what do you suppose your mom and dad did after she went back to the bedroom?

 :users:

excellent joke btw, I bet you're also really good at paint by numbers.   :flush:


Only if there's less than four colors.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: KITNfury on October 29, 2010, 08:06:14 AM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 
No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.

Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: KITNfury on October 29, 2010, 08:06:39 AM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life.  

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people?  :dunno:

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.
Is that not considered in the "normal range"?
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 29, 2010, 08:27:55 AM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 
No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.


There are levels of the disease that different people get to.  Just depends what stage you are at when you hit rock bottom.  It's different for everyone.  But you are right that is the feeling you have when you are addicted.  But after you get your high (sex) you feel guilt, sham pretty depressed.  Which leads to  wanting to have sex because you think it will make you feel better.  Same as drug addicts/Alchoholics.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: KITNfury on October 29, 2010, 09:30:43 AM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 
No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.


There are levels of the disease that different people get to.  Just depends what stage you are at when you hit rock bottom.  It's different for everyone.  But you are right that is the feeling you have when you are addicted.  But after you get your high (sex) you feel guilt, sham pretty depressed.  Which leads to  wanting to have sex because you think it will make you feel better.  Same as drug addicts/Alchoholics.
So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 29, 2010, 10:08:14 AM

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.
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No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  :thumbsup:.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Brock Landers on October 29, 2010, 10:41:04 AM
I like the movie Titanic.  Hell, not just like, I love that movie.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Joker on October 29, 2010, 10:45:29 AM

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.

No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  :thumbsup:.
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How many prostitutes have you been with?
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: CHONGS on October 29, 2010, 10:45:47 AM
In my last international chess tournament (this was at the main table too!) I accidentally dropped my rook while moving it across the board, and when I tried to grab it I knocked the entire board off of the table.  Everyone just started laughing at me and I ran out of the room in tears, to never return to world of professional chess again.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 29, 2010, 10:49:08 AM
In my last international chess tournament (this was at the main table too!) I accidentally dropped my rook while moving it across the board, and when I tried to grab it I knocked the entire board off of the table.  Everyone just started laughing at me and I ran out of the room in tears, to never return to world of professional chess again.

Damn THAT Sucks
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: DQ12 on October 29, 2010, 10:51:05 AM
Until like, fifth grade, I would get really freaked out about spending the night at my friends house and always had my dad come pick me up.  Terribly embarrassing, but I could never get to sleep over there.  I'd get awfully lonely just staying up by myself.  Especially when my friends would insist that the TV be off  :curse: .

I also had an irrational fear that my house would get broken into and I'd get murdered.  Every night was terrifying.

Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 29, 2010, 10:59:54 AM
I'm scared of the dark and still sleep with some sort of nightlight.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 29, 2010, 11:02:57 AM
I also had an irrational fear that my house would get broken into and I'd get murdered.  Every night was terrifying.

I had something similar. Had a bad dream one night about my getting kidnapped from my house. For like the next three years i had to check behind things in my room to make sure no one was there.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dr. tylerhughes on October 29, 2010, 11:38:27 AM
I just watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmAAZaokBF8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmAAZaokBF8) and got very teary eyed...

also, at some point this season it will hit me that dennis is gone and I will cry.  Actual tears.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Leland on October 29, 2010, 11:51:20 AM
I once walked into a room and both of the individuals in the photo below were wearing ball-gags and little else.  I quickly exited the room, and we haven't spoken of it since.

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Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: ew2x4 on October 29, 2010, 11:52:08 AM

I also had an irrational fear that my house would get broken into and I'd get murdered.  Every night was terrifying.

I kind of am like this now. Gives me an excuse to buy more guns.

When I was a kid, I always thought aliens were spying on me at night through the window. So if I got myself in a position where they couldn't see me, they would go away.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 29, 2010, 01:37:00 PM

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.

No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  :thumbsup:.
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Uh oh.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: reidrolled on October 29, 2010, 02:37:08 PM
I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  :frown:
What's that like?
It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 
No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.


There are levels of the disease that different people get to.  Just depends what stage you are at when you hit rock bottom.  It's different for everyone.  But you are right that is the feeling you have when you are addicted.  But after you get your high (sex) you feel guilt, sham pretty depressed.  Which leads to  wanting to have sex because you think it will make you feel better.  Same as drug addicts/Alchoholics.

uhhhhh wut
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: dmartin on October 29, 2010, 03:46:03 PM
WAIT, what's wrong with jerking off in the bathroom at work?  Where else are you supposed to do it?
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Scary Smart on October 29, 2010, 05:15:30 PM

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.

No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  :thumbsup:.
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I think that this deserves its own thread.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 29, 2010, 10:33:20 PM

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.

No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  :thumbsup:.

I think that this deserves its own thread.  :popcorn:
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Word
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: leroylulu on October 30, 2010, 10:17:58 AM
Hey I'm also a sex addict in recovery!  I think a lot of people are, they just don't realize it because our culture justifies promiscuity as a normal thing w/ no repercussions.  But as I and many of you have probably come to realize the sex act has significant effects on us emotionally, physically, spiritually,etc.  Tragic how our society has cheapened it and the evidence is overwhelming.  Over 50% of marriages end in divorce.  Over 50 million abortions in the last 40 years.  The breakdown of the importance of stable family values.  Large amounts of infidelity in marriages.  All of this has an impact on our culture and the health of society.  But I digress. 
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: jtksu on October 30, 2010, 10:25:22 AM
I love how Americans can just do whatever the eff they want to, blame their actions on an addiction, and then play the role of the victim.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 30, 2010, 06:54:18 PM
I used to be fat.  Like, REALLY fat.  5'1", 175 pounds in the 7th grade.  I came back for 8th grade after growing to 5'9" and dropping to around 140 and someone asked if I was a new kid (srs)
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: DQ12 on October 30, 2010, 09:22:46 PM
You grew 8 inches in 1 summer?!

:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 30, 2010, 09:30:16 PM
downloaded Taylor Swift's new album.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 31, 2010, 02:01:30 AM
I like the movie Titanic.  Hell, not just like, I love that movie.

I bought the crap out of that soundtrack. My heart will go on is like the 10th best song on it.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 31, 2010, 09:00:51 AM
I like the movie Titanic.  Hell, not just like, I love that movie.

I bought the cac out of that soundtrack. My heart will go on is like the 10th best song on it.

Yes
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 31, 2010, 09:54:23 AM
You grew 8 inches in 1 summer?!

:horrorsurprise:

Puberty FTW!
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: TBL on October 31, 2010, 11:05:37 AM
Hey I'm also a sex addict in recovery!  I think a lot of people are, they just don't realize it because our culture justifies promiscuity as a normal thing w/ no repercussions.  But as I and many of you have probably come to realize the sex act has significant effects on us emotionally, physically, spiritually,etc.  Tragic how our society has cheapened it and the evidence is overwhelming.  Over 50% of marriages end in divorce.  Over 50 million abortions in the last 40 years.  The breakdown of the importance of stable family values.  Large amounts of infidelity in marriages.  All of this has an impact on our culture and the health of society.  But I digress. 



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Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 31, 2010, 11:06:16 PM
Doesn't everyone jerk off at work?  :confused:
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: theKSU on October 31, 2010, 11:13:54 PM
I used to be fat.  Like, REALLY fat.  5'1", 175 pounds in the 7th grade.  I came back for 8th grade after growing to 5'9" and dropping to around 140 and someone asked if I was a new kid (srs)
 

This happened to me, and now I'm fat again.  Word to the wise.

Also I like techno music. 
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: pissclams on November 01, 2010, 08:42:38 AM
the premise of this thread is a great one, sadly it's lost on a bunch of non-embarassing things.  you hayseeds need to get out and see the world if you think pissing yourself or the rest of this crap listed in this thread is embarrasing.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on November 01, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
I love how Americans can just do whatever the eff they want to, blame their actions on an addiction, and then play the role of the victim.

I'm pretty sure I can blame your internet addiction on your1 billion posts you have on this site.
Title: Re: Embarassing secrets
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 01, 2010, 11:40:43 AM
downloaded Taylor Swift's new album.

Isn't it just AMAZING?!?!?  :love: :love: :love: