Embarassing secrets

[CNS]

You need to write a book or come up with a Reality TV show.  People eat that crap up.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

You need to write a book or come up with a Reality TV show.  People eat that cac up.

Rumblings!

[Lamesauce]

I hate dogs. Cats are ok. I enjoy fish the most.

[TBL]

Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.

Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?

We used the bathroom to take a piss, on Vattier, thank you.

Whoa, whoa...wait a minute.  You soiled yourself walking down Vattier and then proceeded to go into your neighbors house to dump your brownies?

Neighbor code, dude, neighbor code.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all good. I was doing his girlfriend anyway. Even on the hood of my car. Miss that girl................   

[Joker]

I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly. 

What's that like?

It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people? 

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.

some guys = you??

No I fit into the cheat a lot and meet unclean people.

Sounds fascinating.  Care to expand a little more with anecdotes?

[pike]

crap my pants on my 21st bday. Not really secret tho I tell everyone that

[wetwillie]

cac my pants on my 21st bday. Not really secret tho I tell everyone that

I have also crap myself after a night of hard drinking, i'm betting the percentage of people who read this board that have as well is pretty high.  Maybe we ought to have ching run it through the slide rule or whatever fancy machine he uses.

[TBL]

cac my pants on my 21st bday. Not really secret tho I tell everyone that

I have also crap myself after a night of hard drinking, i'm betting the percentage of people who read this board that have as well is pretty high.  Maybe we ought to have ching run it through the slide rule or whatever fancy machine he uses.

[jtksu]

I pissed my pants twice in like 3 weeks.  Once in the Spangles drivethru at Hillside and Central and once when I kept trying to use the wrong key to unlock my front door.  I was drunk as hell but I distinctly remember thinking:  "eff it, I'm just gonna piss my pants.". Thank God for leather seats.

[HeinBallz]

mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.

3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.  

Not meaning to be rude.....but..........what do you suppose your mom and dad did after she went back to the bedroom?

 

excellent joke btw, I bet you're also really good at paint by numbers.   

[TBL]

mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.

3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.  

Not meaning to be rude.....but..........what do you suppose your mom and dad did after she went back to the bedroom?

 

excellent joke btw, I bet you're also really good at paint by numbers.   

Only if there's less than four colors.

[KITNfury]

I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly. 

What's that like?

It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.

[KITNfury]

I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly.  

What's that like?

It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life.  

So you cheat a lot and have sex with really really unclean people? 

Sometimes, some guys just spend 40 hrs a week looking at porn.

Is that not considered in the "normal range"?

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly. 

What's that like?

It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.

There are levels of the disease that different people get to.  Just depends what stage you are at when you hit rock bottom.  It's different for everyone.  But you are right that is the feeling you have when you are addicted.  But after you get your high (sex) you feel guilt, sham pretty depressed.  Which leads to  wanting to have sex because you think it will make you feel better.  Same as drug addicts/Alchoholics.

[KITNfury]

I'm a sex addict and attend SAA meetings weekly. 

What's that like?

It's like AA but about sex and how I'm addicted to it and it has ruined my life. 

No, I mean, like what's it like to be addicted to sex? Heard people eff dudes or chicks, doesn't matter. They just want to "do it" with somebody, anybody.

There are levels of the disease that different people get to.  Just depends what stage you are at when you hit rock bottom.  It's different for everyone.  But you are right that is the feeling you have when you are addicted.  But after you get your high (sex) you feel guilt, sham pretty depressed.  Which leads to  wanting to have sex because you think it will make you feel better.  Same as drug addicts/Alchoholics.

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.
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No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  .

[Brock Landers]

I like the movie Titanic.  Hell, not just like, I love that movie.

[Joker]

So essentially, it's the same as every other dude on the planet minus the sex w/ other dudes (gays not included) and the shame afterwards. Sex addiction sounds a lot like Catholicism.

No not really, most guys don't cheat on there wives with prostitutes and meet people on-line and spend 60% of there day obsessed with sex, to the point they can't get their work done, or have to jerk off in the bathroom at work just to get through the day.  If you think that is normal, than I can direct you to some meetings that might help you out  .
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How many prostitutes have you been with?

[CHONGS]

In my last international chess tournament (this was at the main table too!) I accidentally dropped my rook while moving it across the board, and when I tried to grab it I knocked the entire board off of the table.  Everyone just started laughing at me and I ran out of the room in tears, to never return to world of professional chess again.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

In my last international chess tournament (this was at the main table too!) I accidentally dropped my rook while moving it across the board, and when I tried to grab it I knocked the entire board off of the table.  Everyone just started laughing at me and I ran out of the room in tears, to never return to world of professional chess again.

Damn THAT Sucks

[DQ12]

Until like, fifth grade, I would get really freaked out about spending the night at my friends house and always had my dad come pick me up.  Terribly embarrassing, but I could never get to sleep over there.  I'd get awfully lonely just staying up by myself.  Especially when my friends would insist that the TV be off   .

I also had an irrational fear that my house would get broken into and I'd get murdered.  Every night was terrifying.

[jtksu]

I'm scared of the dark and still sleep with some sort of nightlight.

[WillieWatanabe]

I also had an irrational fear that my house would get broken into and I'd get murdered.  Every night was terrifying.

I had something similar. Had a bad dream one night about my getting kidnapped from my house. For like the next three years i had to check behind things in my room to make sure no one was there.

[Dr. tylerhughes]

I just watched and got very teary eyed...

also, at some point this season it will hit me that dennis is gone and I will cry.  Actual tears.

[Leland]

I once walked into a room and both of the individuals in the photo below were wearing ball-gags and little else.  I quickly exited the room, and we haven't spoken of it since.