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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: SkinnyBenny on October 17, 2010, 10:06:56 PM
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It's nothing but Teen Mom and Jersey Shore and 16 and Pregnant over here. All day, every day. Help.
Related question: when is a person too old to constantly watch MTV?
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You've lost, next time man up from the begining
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Time to eat her children.
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It's nothing but Teen Mom and Jersey Shore and 16 and Pregnant over here. All day, every day. Help.
Related question: when is a person too old to constantly watch MTV?
goodness gracias.
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It's hard for me to say anything because I completely monopolize the TV all f***ing day on Saturdays for college football games. But seriously, how the hell can people watch this crap? It's the exact same bullcrap every episode. Oh, and to top it off, they always have the teen moms narrate in the first person during scene changes as if they're just speaking off the cuff, but you can tell they're just reading what the producers wrote for them. It's super obvious because these chicks CANNOT read aloud (are basically illiterate). HORRIBLE.
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Disconnect cable?
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Can't, gotta watch the QuazzuKqahtsz.
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Can't, gotta watch the QuazzuKqahtsz.
You don't have to sign up for the MTV/Lifetime/HGTV Tier.
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Most cable companies bundle that along with the sports channels
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Doesn't matter, not worth getting off-topic. Just tell me how to fix this.
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MTV/VH1 are on rough ridin' basic cable, you're not getting away from them. If you wife is out of highschool, and I certainly hope she is, she is too old to watch MTV. I suggest a heavy dose of humiliation inducing personal attacks and a wee bit of the back of your hand. Feel free to PM TBL if you need bail money.
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If your gf watches teen mom and jersey shore all day you should dump her. She must be very unintelligent
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Put a child block on those channels :dunno:
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Just hit her.
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I enjoy watching all shows mentioned in this thread. Sorry it's not all Sportscenter reruns/CSPAN for you squares.
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Put a child block on those channels :dunno:
This would work.
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I enjoy watching all shows mentioned in this thread. Sorry it's not all Sportscenter reruns/CSPAN for you squares.
Yep, if anything I watch more mtv than Mrs. Dave
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PI her.
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my wife watches all of that stuff and i watch it with her and give constant high fives.
OK_Cat loves all shows mentioned.
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If your gf watches teen mom and jersey shore all day you should dump her. She must be very unintelligent
She's not unintelligent at all. Quite smart, actually. That's what's so vexing about this! :bang:
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I only watch MTV2.
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Gotta make her feel bad about it as a person.
Watch it with her and constantly put down the show, the people on it, what the people on the show are doing, and "the people" who watch those shows. Gotta be somewhat subtle. It may take a month or so, but eventually it will stick.
Gotta do this right. Any other way will only provide temporary results.
Ingrain it in her mind that those shows are horrible, or some bs. That way, when other shows similar to that come out, she will relate them to these shows and not want to watch the new ones either.
If done right, it kinda turns out like a Pavlovian(sp) thing.
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with dlew, sd, and ok on this one. can't seem to get myself to even turn the channel from mtv!
to help fix your problem though, you could grow a nutsack and get a second tv...
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Most cable companies bundle that along with the sports channels
Well not if you pay in cash from your envelope and negotiate with them.
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I honestly can't believe MTV is still around.
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shazbot! all of you old losers who still watch MTV. crap sucks.
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2 hour Teen Mom reunion special tomorrow night! :excited: I hate Catelyn's mom.
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2 hour Teen Mom reunion special tomorrow night! :excited: I hate Catelyn's mom.
:kugayfight:
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Grow up and deal with it chump.
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Become incredibly obsessed with the show yourself. Research all the characters and act way too into it. Talk her ear off during the show about what is going on and create some serious discussions about the show. DO NOT give her the vibe that you are kidding. When she sees how obsessed YOU are she will stop watching.
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Your real problem is only having one tv. :users:
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two words
"doggy style"
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Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.
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Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.
I'm going to imagine Machete reading your posts from now on.
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My wife does the same with the E channel. I make it so awful for her while she is watching that she now changes it every time I walk in the room. :gocho:
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Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.
:confused: It's annoying as crap. Horrible television.
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Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.
:confused: It's annoying as crap. Horrible television.
fwiw, my wife has an incredibly stressful job. When she comes home, she wants to watch ridiculous crap to unwind. I don't blame her at all. I'm fine with Kardashians and a few others, but when she's watching "So you think you can dance," I'm activating the "picture and picture" feature on our tv (did I say picture IN picture? No. I did not) and playing some ps3. That way, you still get credit for sitting next to her, but you don't have to watch stupid stuff (you just have to throw in a few "that was crazy/amazing/completely out-of-line/adorable comments...similar to most phone conversations).
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That's actually a good point, and I can kind of agree with it. But why can't they just drink heavily to unwind like normal people? :dunno:
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Doesn't matter, not worth getting off-topic. Just tell me how to fix this.
http://www.menshealth.com/spotlight/sexualhealth/last-longer.php
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I had MTV and VH1 blocked on my tv in college. Whenever girls were hanging out at the house they'd always be confused and angry when they couldn't find them. :gocho:
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That's actually a good point, and I can kind of agree with it. But why can't they just drink heavily to unwind like normal people? :dunno:
Well, this is also an excellent point. Except that you're expecting a woman to act like a normal person/man. To quote my 99-year old grandpa (who died last Thursday):
Trying to reason with a woman is like trying to teach a pig to fly: it won't work and you'll only piss off the pig.
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Probably should put that on his tombstone, that's brilliant.
......Did he live long enough to watch the KU Thunderhawks turn Carson Coffman into the greatest QB of all-time? :embarrassed:
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Probably should put that on his tombstone, that's brilliant.
......Did he live long enough to watch the KU Thunderhawks turn Carson Coffman into the greatest QB of all-time? :embarrassed:
Sadly, no. Died that afternoon.
True story: In his last two hours, he specifically told my dad to tell me that if I wanted to show him my respects, I wouldn't skip work and waste money on an over-priced last-minute plane ticket.
The rest of you ought to survive til Thanksgiving.
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Weird.
Now back to business! :party:
Teen Mom sucks, and 16 & Pregnant sucks, and Jersey Shore is super fake, and it sucks too, and anybody who is over 20 and still watches that crap must be a mental midget.
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Maybe consider books? It makes the wife feel like she's so uninteresting that you're ignoring her for a book (HINT: this even works on smart women). SECOND HINT: Always ignore the first question when she asks "what are you reading" or makes some random comment about the terrible show she's watching. Hear it, count to five, then look up and say (as convincingly as possible): "Oh...I'm sorry. What did you say, babe?"
When your wife asks what you think about something, what she really wants to hear is what she already thinks...only voiced with the authority of man.
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Your grandpa sounds like a real bad person.
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Your grandpa sounds like a real bad person.
Huge bad person. But he never put up with the crap that Skinnybenny's putting up with.
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Your grandpa sounds like a real bad person.
Huge bad person. But he never put up with the crap that Skinnybenny's putting up with.
Bully for him? :dunno:
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Quote from the kitchen AS I'M READING THIS:
"Guess what's on toniiiiiiight? Dr. Drew talks to Teen Mommmm... :fatty: "
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Why don't you quit being such a school boy bitch and tell her how you feel about these shows.
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Kill her now. You will be out in 20.
On the other hand, justifiable homicide ?
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Right behind the ear. Tell the cops your were gambling a lot and were in deep. They'll think it was a mob hit.
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Sounds like you are going to be screwed for some time to come. Teen Mom made the morning news with one of the teen moms punching her d00d in the face a bunch.
Your wife will want to see that play out.
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O.k. Here is what you do. Start watching it with your wife. No matter how fuggly the girls are on the show you should talk about how hot they are and that you would love to nail them. Just be unrelenting on the amount of improper lust for these girls. Say things like "I bet she is a great lay, we already know she puts out." Or "What I wouldn't give to dip my wang in some young hot tail like that." Insist on watching with your wife everytime and say things like this she will be turned off of it pretty quick or divorce you either way the problem is solved!
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Do people not have man caves any more?
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Do people not have man caves any more?
Who calls it a man cave any more go back to last year loser! BTW who has time to watch T.V. Play video games etc... enough to warrent a "man cave?"
Not this guy. I prefer to spend time with my lovely wife and 3 wonderful kids.
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^^^^ Clearly (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay).^^^^^
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Idiots. So easy.
Nice lotion. Light music. Candles. "Rough day at work, babe? How 'bout I rub your back?"
That gets the TV shut of then and there. Do this enough, you get sex whenever you want and sometimes when you're not expecting it, and on those rare moods when she's not in the mood, she'll still say, "Sorry, I'm not in the mood ... but you lie back and I'll take care of you."
Back rubs, you chumps. They are the man's version of a blow-job, and if you do them right (and often), a woman is putty in your hands.
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i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.
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Do people not have man caves any more?
Who calls it a man cave any more go back to last year loser! BTW who has time to watch T.V. Play video games etc... enough to warrent a "man cave?"
Not this guy. I prefer to spend time with my lovely wife and 3 wonderful kids.
Somebody is jealous.
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i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.
:love:
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Not sure if taping your junk back qualifies you as a girl.
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i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.
You sound like you like anal. Confirm?
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i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.
:surprised: A girl?!
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Wait. There are girls on the internet? Nobody told me this.
==MMMMOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSS!?!?==
:horrorsurprise:
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there are no girls on the internet. total lies.
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there are no girls on the internet. total lies.
well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.
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there are no girls on the internet. total lies.
well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.
pretty sure jt, tbl, madcatter, and 42 beat him to it... jfc, nothin like jizzin in your pants at the mere mention of posting on the same board as a female... :facepalm:
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there are no girls on the internet. total lies.
well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.
pretty sure jt, tbl, madcatter, and 42 beat him to it... jfc, nothin like jizzin in your pants at the mere mention of posting on the same board as a female... :facepalm:
Wasn't referring to OK_Cat.
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damn straight. everybody loves me.
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there are no girls on the internet. total lies.
well if there was, leave it to the worst poster on here and the resident perv to chase her/him away.
pretty sure jt, tbl, madcatter, and 42 beat him to it... jfc, nothin like jizzin in your pants at the mere mention of posting on the same board as a female... :facepalm:
Wasn't referring to OK_Cat.
should of realized this. i love Ok_Cat's posts fwiw.
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Do people not have man caves any more?
you know who has a top notch man cave? stevedave. he let me crash in it during the college world series this year. lots of ksu gear and a big tv with surround sound and a bar with bar paraphanalia all over the place.
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i'm a girl and hate 'teen mom' and '16 and pregnant'. god awful.
i would suggest:
watch 'jersey shore' with her, it's great.
during the time slot that aforementioned shows are on, pop in a dvd of either 'entourage', 'the office', or some other good show that both guys & girls like. i.e. manipulate her into enjoying other shows that you want to watch.
You sound like you like anal. Confirm?
deny
Not sure if taping your junk back qualifies you as a girl.
you're an idiot.
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Only a true fruitcake would try to poster intimidate the only girl who has sniffed around here for months.
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Do people not have man caves any more?
you know who has a top notch man cave? stevedave. he let me crash in it during the college world series this year. lots of ksu gear and a big tv with surround sound and a bar with bar paraphanalia all over the place.
I knew the bar was gonna be a hit.
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Idiots. So easy.
Nice lotion. Light music. Candles. "Rough day at work, babe? How 'bout I rub your back?"
That gets the TV shut of then and there. Do this enough, you get sex whenever you want and sometimes when you're not expecting it, and on those rare moods when she's not in the mood, she'll still say, "Sorry, I'm not in the mood ... but you lie back and I'll take care of you."
Back rubs, you chumps. They are the man's version of a blow-job, and if you do them right (and often), a woman is putty in your hands.
I am jealous! I suck at this cac apparently. For all the fooking footrubs and backrubs I have given over the years without getting anything in return I should be given sainthood.
As for the crappity shows - don't you have a second TV?
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It's not so much a second TV issue. I don't have one, but I'm fine with that. It's not that I hate it because she monopolized the TV when I wanna watch other stuff. I hate it because it's bad.
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this thread is terrible. worse than the thread about Garden City on the basketball board? tough to tell the difference.
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Sorry we offended you b/c you like shitty TV. :dunno:
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Sorry we offended you b/c you like shitty TV. :dunno:
you didn't offend me SB. i do like shitty tv, however i'm fine with it.
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:cheers: then.