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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: kslim on July 01, 2015, 05:50:44 PM
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My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.
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I don't think that is common. What is the problem, though?
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:lol:
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I don't think that is common. What is the problem, though?
Misinformed notions of masculinity.
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So if he went into a bathroom that had free urinals but all the stalls were occupied, would he wait for a stall?
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I don't think that is common. What is the problem, though?
its rough ridin' weird?
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So if he went into a bathroom that had free urinals but all the stalls were occupied, would he wait for a stall?
maybe I had to leave the room so I didn't ask any questions
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He's rough ridin' w you
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He's rough ridin' w you
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no he isn't. That's the problem, I wish he was
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I talked to a guy one time that for some reason was free with this some tidbit of information.....said it was less messy. I didn't know what to say.
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http://www.vice.com/read/how-pissing-siting-down-become-a-thing-for-men-456
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Wtf? I'm loosing faith in humanity
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weird thread
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If this is a parody of a gopo thread I really got reeled in.
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No immediate comparison to women followed by degradation of women. No way it was a gopo thread.
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My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.
How does this even get brought up?
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My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.
How does this even get brought up?
mentioned by another coworker that shared a hotel room with him. He is the typical alpha male which makes it even weirder
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It's only weird if he also stands up to poop.
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lol
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Evidently does not have a problem with checking the waters temperature.
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by order of preference: outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.
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by order of preference: outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.
You left out during a shower
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I think the realer problem is you work at a place where your boss has to share a hotel room on a business trip(?)
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1. outside
2. shower
3. private bathroom, standing, while leaning on the wall
4. stall standing (always been a stall man)
5. urinal (with the space of at least one urinal between)
6. maybe sitting. it's weird.
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by order of preference: outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.
You left out during a shower
Also in a swimming pool, but maybe that's included in "outside." :dunno:
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People that use a stall to take a leak when a urinal is available...well eff them.
Hey bud, thanks for splattering piss all over the stall for those of us normal people that use a stall for dumping.
Gonna win 'em all!
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People that use a stall to take a leak when a urinal is available...well eff them.
Hey bud, thanks for splattering piss all over the stall for those of us normal people that use a stall for dumping.
Gonna win 'em all!
Dobber nailed it. Best, most common sense post in this thread so far.
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Also, sounds like most of you have never cleaned a bathroom before.
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I think the realer problem is you work at a place where your boss has to share a hotel room on a business trip(?)
the government is broke rusty. geez
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It's a problem!
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I mean, I made fun of rusty for working somewhere that required employees to fly coach on international flights but this sharing of hotel rooms is about the most WTF thing I've ever heard. quit immediately kslim. nothing is worth that.
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correct, i have a lot to think about
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My boss just informed me that he has sat down to pee since he was 8. Said his parents told him it frees up the bladder, I'm just at a loss right now. Is this common? I mean I get it if it's in the morning or after sex maybe to control the stream but should I quit my job? I've never heard of such lunacy.
How does this even get brought up?
mentioned by another coworker that shared a hotel room with him. He is the typical alpha male which makes it even weirder
Um....even if I shared a hotel with someone, I wouldn't be watching them pee....
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I use to work with a guy that did this. His reason was his wife made him do it. His wife confirmed this as well, making the comment "You would walk into the bathroom and it would look like he was trying to shoot down a fly with a hearty stream of urine. Even the decorative soaps would be floating in the dish after he was done."
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Okay, not trying to pick a fight here, but I work like most of you. The last thing on my mind at work, and definitely the least of my concerns, is my boss's posture when he pees. Don't we all have more important reasons to like or not like our work?
And no matter where I am I generally don't watch coworkers pee.
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Sounds pretty reasonable canary
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Thanks.
kslim, I still want to golf with you.
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I think I might give it a try this week
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listen, i wasnt the one who brought it up. it was brought to my attention and inquiring minds can be tricky. if he wants to sit and pee by all means go nuts but in my 32 years on the planet i had never heard of this.
on the hotel thing we had to pay for our own a few months because of budget cuts and would split a room to save money. he is also a friend as well as my boss so it isnt a big deal to me i guess.
golf will be fun canary
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listen, i wasnt the one who brought it up. it was brought to my attention and inquiring minds can be tricky. if he wants to sit and pee by all means go nuts but in my 32 years on the planet i had never heard of this.
on the hotel thing we had to pay for our own a few months because of budget cuts and would split a room to save money. he is also a friend as well as my boss so it isnt a big deal to me i guess.
golf will be fun canary
:horrorsurprise:
You have to be updating Linkedin regularly and applying for jobs, right?
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listen, i wasnt the one who brought it up. it was brought to my attention and inquiring minds can be tricky. if he wants to sit and pee by all means go nuts but in my 32 years on the planet i had never heard of this.
on the hotel thing we had to pay for our own a few months because of budget cuts and would split a room to save money. he is also a friend as well as my boss so it isnt a big deal to me i guess.
golf will be fun canary
:horrorsurprise:
You have to be updating Linkedin regularly and applying for jobs, right?
nope, our budget for 16 has been finalized so no more of that but i have thought about moving on a few times.
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oh great, your company has a budget now, congrats, you'll probably never have to pay for your own hotel while traveling for work ever again wtf
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oh great, your company has a budget now, congrats, you'll probably never have to pay for your own hotel while traveling for work ever again wtf
my company is the government (department of defense), i thought that had been established
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oh great, your company has a budget now, congrats, you'll probably never have to pay for your own hotel while traveling for work ever again wtf
my company is the government (department of defense), i thought that had been established
Go to work for one of your contractors . . . problem solved.
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the job is not the problem here dudes.
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"honey, what's with all of these hotels on our credit card statement? are you cheating on me?!?!"
"nope, just my government job, nothing to see here"
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Like, dod has the most bloated budget in the country, how did this happen
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Like, dod has the most bloated budget in the country, how did this happen
They have like 3 million employees and pay benefits to about 2 million retirees.
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Like, dod has the most bloated budget in the country, how did this happen
pffft. yeah no
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I don't get the wall lean or hand on the wall thing.
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I don't get the wall lean or hand on the wall thing.
If you're drunk it makes sense.
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several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
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several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.
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several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.
no there are half walls between each urinal so I guess they are showing off their control? powerful stream? I don't know.
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I don't get the wall lean or hand on the wall thing.
Me neither Mikey. My strategy (and hopefully most people's strategy) while being in a public bathroom is generally to touch as few surfaces as possible.
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several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.
no there are half walls between each urinal so I guess they are showing off their control? powerful stream? I don't know.
Maybe they don't want to pee on their hands. :dunno: LPwPIQ here.
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I'm going to throw myself at the mercy of the board here, but here goes.....
When I'm at work, I sit down to pee. But I have reasons.....
1. It's a one person bathroom (which leads to the other reasons)
2. It's smart phone time. Instagram, clash of clans, maybe some boom beach
3. I'm getting paid, might as well take my time.
Now anywhere else, 100% stand up.
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yes, if you have mw or you're at a 6 or higher than the wall lean can be used. for fun tho? no way jose
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several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.
no there are half walls between each urinal so I guess they are showing off their control? powerful stream? I don't know.
Maybe they don't want to pee on their hands. :dunno: LPwPIQ here.
Probably worried about breaking the"more than three shakes and you're playing with it" rule.Sounds like you may be working with a bunch of chronic impulse masturbaters.
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I'm sitting down if I've gotta put a hand on a wall.
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If I wake up in the middle of the night I'll pee sitting down instead of turning on the lighting and losing my night vision (night vision that obviously isn't quite good enough for me to aim with confidence)
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dmartin is dead to me.
His poor kids. Maybe they could come to NC and live with the dobber family? My kids are a positive influence, plus they wouldn't have to live with shame of "my dad sits down to pee".
Gonna win 'em all!
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have you told your kids you adore/love an internet person named steve dave?
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have you told your kids you adore/love an internet person named steve dave?
He's saving that conversation for the day they ask why he named them Steve and Dave.
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He's saving that conversation for the day they ask why he named them Steve and Dave.
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"no, not stephen. it's short for steve dave, actually."
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"well, technically dave is also short for steve dave."
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"ha, ha. no, we call the girl s.d., mostly."
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Stephanie Dava Dobber
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Judging by his thread, it sounds like this board has more drivers of lifted pickups with truck nuts than I thought
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I tried it all day, was nice. You can wipe instead.of shaking it.
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by order of preference: outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.
In a lake is bitb
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I became a stall only in public guy a few months ago. I was somewhere and there was a line for the urinals, got my turn, guy next to me pats me on the shoulder and says hey how's it going? Ever since then it just can't/won't happen at a urinal...
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I became a stall only in public guy a few months ago. I was somewhere and there was a line for the urinals, got my turn, guy next to me pats me on the shoulder and says hey how's it going? Ever since then it just can't/won't happen at a urinal...
he was probably gay! :ohno:
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Threads sometimes turn on you. It's a real problem here.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I became a stall only in public guy a few months ago. I was somewhere and there was a line for the urinals, got my turn, guy next to me pats me on the shoulder and says hey how's it going? Ever since then it just can't/won't happen at a urinal...
he was probably gay! :ohno:
Ah!!! Now I've been infected! It all makes sense once you're touched with your wang out it starts! How did I let this happen! It's been a few months, is it a slow moving infection, he didn't touch skin am I safe!?! Does them being able to marry lift the vaccinations against it! So many questions I are popping into my head! What do I tell my wife, can she get it from a guy? Or is it only transferable from the same sex? This is bad really bad! I mean I don't care if someone's gay but we figured out how it spreads and I'm the guinea pig...