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Title: How do you eat certain foods?
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 10:40:10 AM
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup:  whole thing mouth
Double Stuff Oreo's:  I take two and pop one cookie cover off each, combine to make quadruple stuff.  Yup write that down.
spaghetti:  I don't roll/twirl on the spoon like you're supposed to.  Just roll/twirl on the plate. 
Spin Pizza:  I pick it up.  I see lots of people eating with knife/fork but that's just not for me. 
Lucky Charms:  At first I just eat it normal, taking scoops with both the 'mallows and the cereal bits.  As I get towards the end where there's only one layer of cereal floating on the milk I make sure each scoop has at least one 'mallow.  Then the last few dreadful scoops are all cereal bits.  Also I found this:  http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lucky-Charms-Breakfast-Cereal-Conspiracy
Burgers:  I pick them up with two hands, thumbs under the bottom bun, so the sesame seed side is on the roof of the mouth.  I see some people eat them upside down, otherwise I wouldn't find it necessary to even add this one.   :sdeek:
Skittles & Gummy bears:  segregate into colors.  Eat in order of going from favorite to least favorite.  Sometimes I give the ones I don't' like (yellows) to unsuspecting fools who might find me generous.
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 14, 2014, 10:41:38 AM
ice cream:  spoon with saltine crackers
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Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2014, 10:43:28 AM
emo, you're disgusting
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 10:45:31 AM
Which part?  All of it?  :facepalm:
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Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2014, 10:46:11 AM
I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 14, 2014, 10:47:14 AM
crab rangoons: see crab rangoon thread (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=10502.0)
Title: Re: How do you eat certain foods?
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 10:49:45 AM
I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers.  And then you have to lick your fingers.  Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.
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Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2014, 10:50:28 AM
I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers.  And then you have to lick your fingers.  Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.

sorry I can't understand your gross mouth is full of peanut butter cup
Title: Re: How do you eat certain foods?
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 10:51:32 AM
I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers.  And then you have to lick your fingers.  Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.

sorry I can't understand your gross mouth is full of peanut butter cup

<---  :blah: (but with little bits flying all over the place) 
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 14, 2014, 12:04:59 PM
Oreos: Dunk in milk until there is a tiny bit left (too small to dunk) then just toss that piece into the milk and drink.
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Nutella: on anything
Banana: All in one bite
Thin crust pizza: use a fork for the first 2-3 bites then pick up
Popcorn: dip in nacho cheese
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Post by: Tobias on March 14, 2014, 12:18:46 PM
i usually eat restaurant burgers with a knife and fork because it's impossible to not look like a slob eating them unless you have Julia Robert's mouth
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Post by: puniraptor on March 14, 2014, 12:22:00 PM
Quote from: EMO_EMAW
Menudo:  Barf in toilet. Consume.
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 14, 2014, 12:22:06 PM
Banana: All in one bite

:bait:
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Post by: raquetcat on March 14, 2014, 12:23:58 PM

Banana: All in one bite

Gooch is a lucky man
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 14, 2014, 12:45:01 PM
oreos: put 6-8 in a pint glass, fill with milk, eat with spoon once soggy, chug whatever is left
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Post by: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 12:49:05 PM
After some pondering, there might be some merit to the upside-down burger method.  If you are eating a quality burger, that is to say one that overfloweth with juices, it is quite common for gravity to have worked its mischief on the now-soggy bottom bun by the time the burger arrives at your table.  Flipping it over while eating might make for a cleaner and easier eating experience. 
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Post by: Bloodfart on March 14, 2014, 12:50:39 PM
Banana: All in one bite

:bait:

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Post by: _33 on March 14, 2014, 12:53:07 PM
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first

Dunking your nuts in nut butter?  I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?
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Post by: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 12:58:43 PM
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first

Dunking your nuts in nut butter?  I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?

Nutella is hazelnut, not almond.  So your comparison is apples to oranges.  A better comparison would be apples and oranges. 
Title: Re: How do you eat certain foods?
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 14, 2014, 01:12:01 PM


Pancake.... huge... light layer of crunchy PB spread over the top..  roll it up like a joint... Heat up a coffee mug of Maple Syrup and butter... dip your pb pcake roll. 

Cereal...  Grape nuts, golden grams, pb Captain crunch in a red solo cup about 2/3.  Add milk to liking and mix with spoon.  Eat, then drink. 

 

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Post by: Cire on March 14, 2014, 01:14:43 PM
I eat the outer ring of a reeses first.
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 14, 2014, 09:20:08 PM
Leftover bday cake: Put piece in cereal bowl and pour milk over it. Eat with a spoon. Drink leftover milk after consuming most of the cake.

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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on March 15, 2014, 09:50:51 AM
Oreos: Dunk in milk until there is a tiny bit left (too small to dunk) then just toss that piece into the milk and drink.
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Nutella: on anything
Banana: All in one bite
Thin crust pizza: use a fork for the first 2-3 bites then pick up
Popcorn: dip in nacho cheese

Mr. Gooch is a lucky man....   :fatty:
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Post by: The Big Train on March 15, 2014, 10:00:26 AM
I usually eat my foods with either a fork or a spoon
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 15, 2014, 10:15:19 AM
Beluga caviar, with caviar fork
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Post by: Headinjun on March 15, 2014, 01:43:47 PM
I eat nut butters by the spoonful.  People at work think its weird but it's just a snacky boost to me. 
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Post by: IPA4Me on March 15, 2014, 02:21:39 PM
I eat nut butters by the spoonful.  People at work think its weird but it's just a snacky boost to me.
Perfectly fine way to enjoy your favorite nut butter.
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Post by: Cire on March 15, 2014, 02:58:05 PM
I eat the pb and toss the cookie
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Post by: wetwillie on March 15, 2014, 03:55:34 PM
I like mixing my foods together on the plate, I fear this means I have bad genetics. 
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Post by: sys on March 15, 2014, 04:06:14 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
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Post by: Cire on March 15, 2014, 04:15:57 PM
I eat burgers normal but put my pinky on the bottom of the bun
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2014, 04:25:16 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 15, 2014, 04:57:00 PM
people say i hold spoons weird. i hold it with an over hand balled up fist.
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Post by: sys on March 15, 2014, 05:05:29 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

high risk, high reward.
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Post by: Spracne on March 15, 2014, 06:49:08 PM
people say i hold spoons weird. i hold it with an over hand balled up fist.

Liar.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 17, 2014, 03:12:22 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

The only reason I ever eat foods upside down is if the top part is more tasty and therefore I want that part touching my tongue first.
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 17, 2014, 03:15:30 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

The only reason I ever eat foods upside down is if the top part is more tasty and therefore I want that part touching my tongue first.

like frosted sugar cookies  :D
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 17, 2014, 03:16:44 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

Of course you don't have to deal with this when you order a well done beef jerkey sandwich w/ cheese.
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 17, 2014, 03:19:55 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

Of course you don't have to deal with this when you order a well done beef jerkey sandwich w/ cheese.

 :Flipped off x2:
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Post by: puniraptor on March 17, 2014, 03:20:23 PM
I alway go upside down burger too. It just seemed so intuitive, I never even considered it was upside down until one day I was confronted about it.

I always pick up the burger by scooping my fingers underneath to support the probably soggy underbun, with my thumbs on top. Then the burger just rotates 180deg towards your mouth. The top bun is always thicker and more sturdy, so it makes a great foundation.
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Post by: pissclams on March 17, 2014, 03:21:07 PM
oroes:  with dipr (http://www.thedipr.com/)

also on reese's, they come in a wrapper which usually keeps my fingers clean of melting chocolate. also i eat them from the freezer.
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 17, 2014, 03:25:08 PM
I alway go upside down burger too. It just seemed so intuitive, I never even considered it was upside down until one day I was confronted about it.

I always pick up the burger by scooping my fingers underneath to support the probably soggy underbun, with my thumbs on top. Then the burger just rotates 180deg towards your mouth. The top bun is always thicker and more sturdy, so it makes a great foundation.

made me gag.  i don't know how you "fixin's" people do it.
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Post by: Pete on March 17, 2014, 03:26:35 PM
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first

Dunking your nuts in nut butter?  I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?
lol
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Post by: Pete on March 17, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

high risk, high reward.

I do this with ALL high topping sandwiches.  As soon as it arrives at my table, BOOM, I flip the sandwich upside down.  That way, the button bun doesn't get saturated.
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Post by: ben ji on March 20, 2014, 06:53:39 AM


Pancake.... huge... light layer of crunchy PB spread over the top..  roll it up like a joint... Heat up a coffee mug of Maple Syrup and butter... dip your pb pcake roll. 

Cereal...  Grape nuts, golden grams, pb Captain crunch in a red solo cup about 2/3.  Add milk to liking and mix with spoon.  Eat, then drink.

If I am running late I ALWAYS eat my cereal out of a cup. It works amazingly well in the car.

Have a couple of bites at a red light, put it in your car's cup holder and drive on. By the time you are finishing up your grape nuts (second favorite cereal behind Crispix) they are the perfect texture, soggy with milk but still a little crisp.