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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 10:40:10 AM
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cup: whole thing mouth
Double Stuff Oreo's: I take two and pop one cookie cover off each, combine to make quadruple stuff. Yup write that down.
spaghetti: I don't roll/twirl on the spoon like you're supposed to. Just roll/twirl on the plate.
Spin Pizza: I pick it up. I see lots of people eating with knife/fork but that's just not for me.
Lucky Charms: At first I just eat it normal, taking scoops with both the 'mallows and the cereal bits. As I get towards the end where there's only one layer of cereal floating on the milk I make sure each scoop has at least one 'mallow. Then the last few dreadful scoops are all cereal bits. Also I found this: http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lucky-Charms-Breakfast-Cereal-Conspiracy
Burgers: I pick them up with two hands, thumbs under the bottom bun, so the sesame seed side is on the roof of the mouth. I see some people eat them upside down, otherwise I wouldn't find it necessary to even add this one. :sdeek:
Skittles & Gummy bears: segregate into colors. Eat in order of going from favorite to least favorite. Sometimes I give the ones I don't' like (yellows) to unsuspecting fools who might find me generous.
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ice cream: spoon with saltine crackers
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emo, you're disgusting
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Which part? All of it? :facepalm:
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I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.
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crab rangoons: see crab rangoon thread (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=10502.0)
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I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.
Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers. And then you have to lick your fingers. Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.
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I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.
Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers. And then you have to lick your fingers. Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.
sorry I can't understand your gross mouth is full of peanut butter cup
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I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.
Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers. And then you have to lick your fingers. Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.
sorry I can't understand your gross mouth is full of peanut butter cup
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Oreos: Dunk in milk until there is a tiny bit left (too small to dunk) then just toss that piece into the milk and drink.
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Nutella: on anything
Banana: All in one bite
Thin crust pizza: use a fork for the first 2-3 bites then pick up
Popcorn: dip in nacho cheese
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i usually eat restaurant burgers with a knife and fork because it's impossible to not look like a slob eating them unless you have Julia Robert's mouth
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Menudo: Barf in toilet. Consume.
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Banana: All in one bite
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Banana: All in one bite
Gooch is a lucky man
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oreos: put 6-8 in a pint glass, fill with milk, eat with spoon once soggy, chug whatever is left
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After some pondering, there might be some merit to the upside-down burger method. If you are eating a quality burger, that is to say one that overfloweth with juices, it is quite common for gravity to have worked its mischief on the now-soggy bottom bun by the time the burger arrives at your table. Flipping it over while eating might make for a cleaner and easier eating experience.
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Banana: All in one bite
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Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Dunking your nuts in nut butter? I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?
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Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Dunking your nuts in nut butter? I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?
Nutella is hazelnut, not almond. So your comparison is apples to oranges. A better comparison would be apples and oranges.
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Pancake.... huge... light layer of crunchy PB spread over the top.. roll it up like a joint... Heat up a coffee mug of Maple Syrup and butter... dip your pb pcake roll.
Cereal... Grape nuts, golden grams, pb Captain crunch in a red solo cup about 2/3. Add milk to liking and mix with spoon. Eat, then drink.
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I eat the outer ring of a reeses first.
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Leftover bday cake: Put piece in cereal bowl and pour milk over it. Eat with a spoon. Drink leftover milk after consuming most of the cake.
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Oreos: Dunk in milk until there is a tiny bit left (too small to dunk) then just toss that piece into the milk and drink.
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Nutella: on anything
Banana: All in one bite
Thin crust pizza: use a fork for the first 2-3 bites then pick up
Popcorn: dip in nacho cheese
Mr. Gooch is a lucky man.... :fatty:
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I usually eat my foods with either a fork or a spoon
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Beluga caviar, with caviar fork
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I eat nut butters by the spoonful. People at work think its weird but it's just a snacky boost to me.
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I eat nut butters by the spoonful. People at work think its weird but it's just a snacky boost to me.
Perfectly fine way to enjoy your favorite nut butter.
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I eat the pb and toss the cookie
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I like mixing my foods together on the plate, I fear this means I have bad genetics.
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
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I eat burgers normal but put my pinky on the bottom of the bun
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
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people say i hold spoons weird. i hold it with an over hand balled up fist.
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
high risk, high reward.
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people say i hold spoons weird. i hold it with an over hand balled up fist.
Liar.
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
The only reason I ever eat foods upside down is if the top part is more tasty and therefore I want that part touching my tongue first.
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
The only reason I ever eat foods upside down is if the top part is more tasty and therefore I want that part touching my tongue first.
like frosted sugar cookies :D
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
Of course you don't have to deal with this when you order a well done beef jerkey sandwich w/ cheese.
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
Of course you don't have to deal with this when you order a well done beef jerkey sandwich w/ cheese.
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I alway go upside down burger too. It just seemed so intuitive, I never even considered it was upside down until one day I was confronted about it.
I always pick up the burger by scooping my fingers underneath to support the probably soggy underbun, with my thumbs on top. Then the burger just rotates 180deg towards your mouth. The top bun is always thicker and more sturdy, so it makes a great foundation.
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oroes: with dipr (http://www.thedipr.com/)
also on reese's, they come in a wrapper which usually keeps my fingers clean of melting chocolate. also i eat them from the freezer.
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I alway go upside down burger too. It just seemed so intuitive, I never even considered it was upside down until one day I was confronted about it.
I always pick up the burger by scooping my fingers underneath to support the probably soggy underbun, with my thumbs on top. Then the burger just rotates 180deg towards your mouth. The top bun is always thicker and more sturdy, so it makes a great foundation.
made me gag. i don't know how you "fixin's" people do it.
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Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Dunking your nuts in nut butter? I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?
lol
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upside down burger. actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
high risk, high reward.
I do this with ALL high topping sandwiches. As soon as it arrives at my table, BOOM, I flip the sandwich upside down. That way, the button bun doesn't get saturated.
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Pancake.... huge... light layer of crunchy PB spread over the top.. roll it up like a joint... Heat up a coffee mug of Maple Syrup and butter... dip your pb pcake roll.
Cereal... Grape nuts, golden grams, pb Captain crunch in a red solo cup about 2/3. Add milk to liking and mix with spoon. Eat, then drink.
If I am running late I ALWAYS eat my cereal out of a cup. It works amazingly well in the car.
Have a couple of bites at a red light, put it in your car's cup holder and drive on. By the time you are finishing up your grape nuts (second favorite cereal behind Crispix) they are the perfect texture, soggy with milk but still a little crisp.