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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on December 18, 2013, 11:25:23 AM
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So, this girl is on my last nerve. She's a 40 something, vegetarian (That eats buffalo meat), botox whore/slut, makes racial slurs at work, etc. She has been the top performer here the last three years and I'm starting to put some heat on her. Last week when I was scheduling a student on the phone, she screamed out that I was doing something wrong on the floor. I wasn't btw, but everyone was like "that's unprofessional!" Today I showed up and my student showed up today instead of our scheduled appointment for tomorrow. Guess who swooped in and stole my student? This bitch! What should I do? Put sugar in her gas tank, kill her with kindness, drag her down some steps....? Suggestions would be great! TIA! :curse:
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I like where you called her a whore/slut immediately before looking down on her for being a racist.
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I like where you called her a whore/slut immediately before looking down on her for being a racist.
:thumbs:
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It's in no particular order, dumbasses.
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be professional in all interactions with her and that she can observe
go to your manager with your specific issues and be able to coherently and professionally expain them
its your manager's job to manage
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create a bunch of fake student profiles and fill up her schedule with fake appointments from fake students
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She probably feels bad for watching a lot of BBC porn.
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i would just explain to her that what she did was very unprofessional. let her know in simple but convincing terms that you don't expect to be treated this way and you aren't the type of person that she wants on her bad side.
^you might just write this down and read it to her verbatim.
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"don't stoop to her level"
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Kill her.
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Good advice you guys. Thanks!
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bang her
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bang her
not a bad idea, i bet she's a slute.
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It's in no particular order, dumbasses.
:lol:
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bone her
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be professional in all interactions with her and that she can observe
go to your manager with your specific issues and be able to coherently and professionally expain them
i would just explain to her that what she did was very unprofessional. let her know in simple but convincing terms that you don't expect to be treated this way and you aren't the type of person that she wants on her bad side.
Do both.
If this fails: bang her, Battle Royale, Ro Shambo Bo, or any combination of the three.
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wacky's workplace would make a nice television show. It sounds kind of like a real-life Workaholics.
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I would like to see a workplace operate before Wackycat, during wackycat, and after wackycat. I'll bet it changes quite a bit.
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maybe you could bang her and then knock her up and then fall in love and get married and she can be a stay at home mom while you bring home the bacon and she takes care of the little fanbino
(in no particular order)
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wacky's workplace would make a nice television show. It sounds kind of like a real-life Workaholics.
:love: Love that show.
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Maybe stuff your balls way far into her mouth if she's into it. Or don't. Do whatever.
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Guys, I don't think banging her is the answer. I'm not saying my general hasn't been places that I've regretted, but in no way would I let this B have the satisfaction to be around it. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!!
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Next time she brings in buffalo meat for lunch, switch it out with beef.
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Next time she brings in buffalo meat for lunch, switch it out with beef.
You're talking about his penis aren't you. He already said he wasn't going to be giving her any of that. No VD for her this holiday season. Well maybe, but not from Fanman5000 that's for sure.
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yeah, have sex with her fanning! that'll put her in her place (and by "place", i mean the office kitchenette, where she should be making sandwiches for all the men in the office).
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Swap out her buffalo meat with treysolid, fanning. So she gets the runs.
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Do you know her home address? Have like 100 pizzas delivered to her house this weekend.
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Get her calendar and reschedule her appts to times she isn't aware of and when you are free. then steal.
Also, blow her car up.
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does she realize this battle is to the death? might need to get agreeable terms before i can dispense advice
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Thumb wrasslin' solves all of the problems in my office. Try that. If that doesn't work, send her flowers everyday, anonymously. That's the whole plan. It will work. Just never stop sending her flowers everyday, anonymously.
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I bet this dumb bitch watches Duck Dynasty.
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Kick her square in the vajayjay.
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Make some kind of chocolate holiday treats (I suggest Nutella no-bake cookies :lick:). But make a seperate "special" batch using chocolate ex-lax and make sure when she goes to get the delicious holiday treats that you switch it out for one of the "special" ones.
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Make some kind of chocolate holiday treats (I suggest Nutella no-bake cookies :lick:). But make a seperate "special" batch using chocolate ex-lax and make sure when she goes to get the delicious holiday treats that you switch it out for one of the "special" ones.
WHO IN THE eff WOULD SWITCH OUT PEANUT BUTTER FOR NUTELLA IN NO BAKE COOKIES!!!! :curse:
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Make some kind of chocolate holiday treats (I suggest Nutella no-bake cookies :lick:). But make a seperate "special" batch using chocolate ex-lax and make sure when she goes to get the delicious holiday treats that you switch it out for one of the "special" ones.
WHO IN THE eff WOULD SWITCH OUT PEANUT BUTTER FOR NUTELLA IN NO BAKE COOKIES!!!! :curse:
Well actually you are supposed to make it with Nutella AND Peanut Butter. But I prefer no peanut butter.
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Well actually you are supposed to make it with Nutella AND Peanut Butter. But I prefer no peanut butter.
I've always made them with peanut butter only. I'm also not a fan of nutella. :Yuck:
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Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
Never call her back.
:gocho:
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Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
Never call her back.
:gocho:
Red Lobster rite?
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Wait until she leaves her workstation unlocked as she goes to the restroom and send a filthy e-mail to everyone in the company (or at least the "higher ups")
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Call her up on her phone and waste her time acting like you are interested in whatever it is she is selling
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i'd shoot wacky within 3 months of working in an office with him. no doubt about it.
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flash drive with a virus on it.
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Ask her if she thinks Alex Smith is awesome. Maybe you dorks could bond over that
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what is the prize for the person who enrolls the most students in an online college?
this is very important
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Put 10 drops of Visine in her beverage every chance you get.
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Introduce her to Batt BcKee from Texas Tech.
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Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
Never call her back.
:gocho:
Red Lobster rite?
What about boning her? Are you really gonna take her out and not bone her?
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I'm simply astonished how in no time flat wacky is able to be the top performer at every job he gets and is subsequently fired from.
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Drop small hints often about her drinking at work.
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I'm simply astonished how in no time flat wacky is able to be the top performer at every job he gets and is subsequently fired from.
I've been let go from one job in my life, dork store. I have a lot of experience in higher education. It was a easy fit. Plus, I'm not leading, I'm 2nd right now. Would have been 1 back tho with that student. :curse:
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what is the prize for the person who enrolls the most students in an online college?
this is very important
Not online and a very nice raise every 6th months with a chance to move to a directors role.
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Is this a for-profit college?
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Yes.
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I'm simply astonished how in no time flat wacky is able to be the top performer at every job he gets and is subsequently fired from.
I've been let go from one job in my life, dork store. I have a lot of experience in higher education. It was a easy fit. Plus, I'm not leading, I'm 2nd right now. Would have been 1 back tho with that student. :curse:
uh huh, surrrrrrrrrrre.
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what is the prize for the person who enrolls the most students in an online college?
this is very important
Not online and a very nice raise every 6th months with a chance to move to a directors role.
Is there any way for your gE friends to enroll/help your #'s without any effort or personal risk?
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I wish. Actually, let me think about this. Do you guys have any dead beat family members in the KC area who need an education?
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I would like to see a workplace operate before Wackycat, during wackycat, and after wackycat. I'll bet it changes quite a bit.
:drool:
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I wish. Actually, let me think about this. Do you guys have any dead beat family members in the KC area who need an education?
ask the phog
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I wish. Actually, let me think about this. Do you guys have any dead beat family members in the KC area who need an education?
It's too bad you have already pissed all over The Phog's folded and recently laundered clothes.
Edit: Oh man! Dobbs, you beat me.
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wacky's workplace sounds like a very depressing place despite the hilarious hijinx.
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Cream always rises to the top Wacky. Just keep doing your thing and be awesome... She can't take that away from you. It'll all sort out.
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wacky's workplace sounds like a very depressing place despite the hilarious hijinx.
It's a for profit college. These institutions are scum.
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I'm changing lives, ell! :shakesfist:
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didn't you have a have a similar slut/bitch/whore situation about a week into your former job?
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I have a lot of experience in higher education.
i enjoyed this. thank you, ws08.
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It's a for profit college. These institutions are scum.
they should be illegal, and i say that about almost nothing.
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I'm changing lives, ell! :shakesfist:
By loading people with student loan debt?
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I'm changing lives, ell! :shakesfist:
By loading people with student loan debt?
While the majority of these people won't get better/higher paying jobs with their "degree".
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I have a lot of experience in higher education.
i enjoyed this. thank you, ws08.
I spent two years as an ambassador at K-State, 3 years at another for profit as a recruiter, etc. I know you're being smug, but that's experience.
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Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt at state schools too. Also, since 2010, for profits were forced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.
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Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt st state schools too. Also, since 2010 for profits were faced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.
Shouldn't matter that these kids don't enroll then huh?
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I have a lot of experience in higher education.
i enjoyed this. thank you, ws08.
I spent two years as an ambassador at K-State, 3 years st another for profit as a recruiter, etc. I know you're being smug, but that's experience.
i guess it's still smug, but it was a comment about your employer, not about you.
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Like any other job, you want to perform. You have goals, just like any other job.
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Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt at state schools too. Also, since 2010, for profits were forced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.
In this day and age not everyone is meant to go to college. For-profits prey on people who might not be able to get into a state university or even community college. They then dump a crap ton of student debt on them for a piece of crap degree that won't further their career for the better. Everything they do is in the best interest of their share holders and not the students. eff for-profit colleges.
:cheers: still buds tho Wacky
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Give me some examples of for-profit colleges in KC.
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Like any other job, you want to perform. You have goals, just like any other job.
Ok, just know that this conversation
It happens a lot, but looks bad on our performance numbers. You know, the conversation of "what could you have doen differently to keep him enrolled? Answer; nothing!" followed by a :dubious: from the boss.
doesn't happen at state institutions. So I don't think that I would be so quick to compare.
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Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt at state schools too. Also, since 2010, for profits were forced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.
You referred to potential "clients" as "deadbeats"
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Give me some examples of for-profit colleges in KC.
University of Phoenix, Pinnacle, Wright business college, devry, etc. Mine actually has sports teams tho in salina. If you want to ban schools, ban the naia. They charge $20,000 a year and try and bait you in on $6,000 baseball scholarships. :shakesfist:
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seems pertinent to post this here instead of in the facebook thread, then:
So can't wait til orientation.. get my iPad from brown mackie
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Good grief, how did this thread turn into an attack on my job? :sdeek:
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Give me some examples of for-profit colleges in KC.
name a college in KC
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From that list, I know a several ppl that got a decent paying job after a short stint at Devry. I mean, they aren't making 6figs, but they are getting two to three times more than the stuff they were doing before.
Why are the for-profits a big deal?
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You referred to potential "clients" as "deadbeats"
i just went back and read the original post. it appears that ws08 wants to declare war on his coworker because she helped a student/client/deadbeat when he wasn't available.
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From that list, I know a several ppl that got a decent paying job after a short stint at Devry. I mean, they aren't making 6figs, but they are getting two to three times more than the stuff they were doing before.
Why are the for-profits a big deal?
easy entrance criteria (as if ks state schools are difficult) + poor education + high student loan debt = indentured servitude
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From that list, I know a several ppl that got a decent paying job after a short stint at Devry. I mean, they aren't making 6figs, but they are getting two to three times more than the stuff they were doing before.
Why are the for-profits a big deal?
Cause ppl like ell think they're leeches for financial aid. Not everyone is a traditional student.Some ppl have families early, need to work to provide, etc. For profits can work around those schedules to help students graduate in a timely manner. They have night classes, online resources, and more. They get more of a bad rap for what they use to be before the laws were changed.
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http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/08/for_profit_education_let_s_stop_condescending_to_students_of_for_profit.html
^pastries
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One day
One Night
Saturday's alright
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You referred to potential "clients" as "deadbeats"
i just went back and read the original post. it appears that ws08 wants to declare war on his coworker because she helped a student/client/deadbeat when he wasn't available.
don't forget that she's also a vegetarian and a whore
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i donated to her libtard wanderlust blog she posted on facebook
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I, evidently, have three bros that are indentured servants to architecture and engineering firms toiling daily in the earthy fields of computer drafting and 3D modeling for $40-$50k per yr and a bro who is getting Django'ed to the tune of somewhere in the $60k's, as I type this, as a IT guy for a bank. All who went to DeVry for like 11 months and had no other college.
Seems like not all of it is bad :dunno:
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I, evidently, have three bros that are indentured servants to architecture and engineering firms toiling daily in the earthy fields of computer drafting and 3D modeling for $40-$50k per yr and a bro who is getting Django'ed to the tune of somewhere in the $60k's, as I type this, as a IT guy for a bank. All who went to DeVry for like 11 months and had no other college.
Seems like not all of it is bad :dunno:
devry/tech schools do very well with education and job placement. i have no idea what those other places mentioned are.
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You referred to potential "clients" as "deadbeats"
i just went back and read the original post. it appears that ws08 wants to declare war on his coworker because she helped a student/client/deadbeat when he wasn't available.
don't forget that she's also a vegetarian and a whore
You two are the cutest power couple out there. Adorable.
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Get her transferred to salina wacky, that will show her.
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I feel like Devry needs to advertise on our site a bit more.
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more like Brown Wackie, amirite?
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Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
Never call her back.
:gocho:
Red Lobster rite?
What about boning her? Are you really gonna take her out and not bone her?
Of course! That's the beauty of it, blueballs for that woman!
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Delete her My Documents folder
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Delete her My Documents folder
:love:
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from the sound of her you could just drag her task bar to the top of her screen and she'd be so perplexed she couldn't do any work.
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What is Devrys mascot?
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Good grief, how did this thread turn into an attack on my job? :sdeek:
:lol:
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fanning, quit being a little bitch and go talk to her about the way she handles things..
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What is Devrys mascot?
Jayhawk
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What is Devrys mascot?
Jayhawk
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All I know about for-profit universities is fanning and Dan Majerle.
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All I know about for-profit universities is fanning and Dan Majerle.
That and your employees attended there.
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All I know about for-profit universities is fanning and Dan Majerle.
That and your employees attended there.
I don't think that's accurate, but I'm on vacation and won't be checking anytime soon.
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All I know about for-profit universities is fanning and Dan Majerle.
That and your employees attended there.
I don't think that's accurate, but I'm on vacation and won't be checking anytime soon.
You asked me last year what was an appropriate gift to give your employee for a UOP graduation. :dunno:
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All I know about for-profit universities is fanning and Dan Majerle.
That and your employees attended there.
I don't think that's accurate, but I'm on vacation and won't be checking anytime soon.
You asked me last year what was an appropriate gift to give your employee for a UOP graduation. :dunno:
Yeah, I wasn't trying to figure out what an appropriate UoP graduation gift for an employee would be.